I'm drunk!

so i am feeling u

that was mouthwash, hoos

looooool

if you wanna head to cvs and get some rubbing alcohol and cough syrup later i'd be totally down hoos

lol

my mans

in the dmv we get fucked up on rubbing alcohol

rubbing alcohol IV stand!

sup yall

sup, want some syrup

everyone can p much assume if i'm posting after 10 pm that i've had ~several~ fwiw

p much same here

k3vin i should do a middle school tour where we tell the kids how cool it is to be wasted

k3vin AND i

at the middle school

teaching the kids

about life and whatnot

WOULD TEACH

sup bros

still p early

i'm still a young dude so i'm learning how to do this alcoholism thing right but i gotta play basketball at 11am tomorrow (& i've been wanting to wake up early anyway lately) so i've figured out that if i start drinking with dinner then i'll likely conk out by 12 and have plenty of time in the morning to do errands/other things i wanna do

arent u like 21 u shouldnt even be getting hangovers yet

what an eminently unlikeable post (xp)

22! xp

waking up early is good for reading! can any of you dudes do meaningful reading when you're drunk? i cant!

drunk btw

what an eminently unlikeable post (xp)

― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:43 PM (3 minutes ago)

aw man :(

iatee! sup dude

don't mean to harsh on your buzz, kev, i am just bitter and ulcerative and can't drink no more.

nm doing drunk research for a job interview tomorrow

i can read when im like buzzed but not when im ~drunk~ usually i just like to watch sitcom reruns

or post 2 ilx obv

waking up early is good for reading! can any of you dudes do meaningful reading when you're drunk? i cant!

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:46 PM (4 minutes ago)

lol this is a srs post!! i've been trying to finish this book since like last sunday but i've always had plans during the day and gotten drunk @ night!

nm doing drunk research for a job interview tomorrow

― iatee, Thursday, August 25, 2011 11:48 PM (4 minutes ago)

eh fuck it! jk good luck man i'm of the age where i know a bunch of my friends are struggling in the same boat

it's a pretty corporate bullshit job and I'm surprised I even got an in person interview after the phone interview where I was sorta laid back and casual whereas the guy interviewing me would respond "understood" after everything I said

also he went to harvard according to google

gross

kevin what book are you reading?

the bartender's black book updated 9th edition

he guy interviewing me would respond "understood" after everything I said

looooooool what an asshole!

"When I'm working on a project, I don't want just to meet deadlines. Rather, I prefer to complete the project well ahead of schedule.
I have exceeded my sales goals every quarter and I've earned a bonus each year since I started with my current employer.
My time management skills are excellent and I'm organized, efficient, and take pride in excelling at my work.
I pride myself on my customer service skills and my ability to resolve what could be difficult situations."

"understood."

xp lamp lol salinger

i'm young i know!

one job interview strategy that's i wouldn't recommend is to crack up laughing in the middle of your answer.

"my time management skills are excellent and i'm organized, efficent, and-ahahahahahahaha! aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaa!"

adding zs and lamp to the 'wkiw" young gun ilx crew

a risky interview strategy is to lean in closely to the interviewer and say "we both know this is a fucking joke, am i right? this whole thing is just absurd."

yeah that does seem risky I have been essentially doing it at every job interview and have a 0% success rate

at the beginning of every job interview im just like 'get on my dick' and then grab my crotch

raise high the jim beam ilxors

u fuckin guys

what's up killers

lamp! not bad for a drunk i gotta say

lamp is my fukkin man