at the beginning of every job interview im just like 'get on my dick' and then grab my crotch
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
raise high the jim beam ilxors
u fuckin guys
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
what's up killers
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link
lamp! not bad for a drunk i gotta say
― zvookster, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
lamp is my fukkin man
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
Hell I even remember the time when Lamp did the whatsit now and *falls over*
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
is z s drunk again?
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
teleport to the cruise room
we are all drunk in this thread
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link
if you're not gtfo imo
i'll be there in my pajamas drinking a blood and sand
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
im on strong antibiotics and cannot drink. pour one out for me.
this thread needs one of those breathalizers that you attach to your car
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
can i pour it into my mouth instead of on the ground? because booze is fucking expensive in this bastard communist state.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
man i knew kevin was drunk
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
last night i was drunk & texting hoos a bunch of shitty hoos & steen puns, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie
for some reason, the bar i was at was had cycling on the TV or something, so i found out that this guy exists http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Steensen
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
last night i consumed the following:
- a pint of sam adams- three coronas- two mixed vodka shots- three cigarettes
and i woke up really feeling like shit, it was kind of depressing -- i've always been a lightweight anyway but i really didn't think i was gonna wake up today like "argggh fuck alcohol" -- thankfully i don't have a job so it was kinda all good anyway
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
it was probably the cigarettes dude, if yr not a regular smoker.
though anything involving "shots" is generally not a good idea if you want to maintain belief in a loving god the next day.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i'm not a regular smoker
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie
<333333333333333
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
omg shots
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
also jordan you are a zygote in the paying-for-drinking-the-next-day sense. go, be fruitful, and drink yourself into a stupor. because one day your body will truly revolt against you.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
tbf i was hanging out w/ one chick, which is where the shots came into play
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
the worst thing about dating some1 that works in a bar is that they and all their friends only ever drink shots all the time cuz they have the tolerance of russian mobsters
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
LAMP OTM
i used to not be able to take shots at all (except gin) i think bcuz of not knowing "how" to drink in high school, but lately i've been finding myself being able to take shots of jameson & shit
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
learn from me, my children. learn from my mistakes.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
not that i would ever choose to do shots of jameson really, but you know how Men are
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
I'm all for this shot-backlash, I avoid them when possible
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
when i was dating a bartender in '06/'07 i felt like i was courting death on reg
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
"well honey i was pretty much just planning on staying in and reading tonight since you're working""come down! you know you'll drink for free""FUCK"
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link
haha 'its slow at work, come hang out' is both the worst and the best depending on yr mood
tbh i hate shots but they are effective in fukkn u up if thats your goal but im more of a sipper tbh working on a tim collins twist i invented myself atm
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
i've never been drunk. i wake up sick after drinking slurpees and arizona drinks so thank god i don't drink because i don't even fuckin want to know what it'd feel like to wake up the next day with a hangover
― markers, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
you should probably stop drinking so much sugar
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah we'll see
― markers, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
drink some OJ
― ۩ (crüt), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link
drink some gd water
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
or gin, which is also clear
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:42 (twelve years ago) link
which reminds me
i have really taken to the noun "fucks" lately
as in
"i am drinking some gin, you fucks"
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:46 (twelve years ago) link
Not actually drunk but...I'm halfway through a 4Loko (I drink it over ice in a glass, tastes better that way) I've taken two Buspars, and I've been smoking an e-cig (yeah, I do that now on occasion, too). I've been staring fuzzily at the celling for a while.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
E-cig!Twice the fun!
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
sup z_s
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
I'm so proud that it wasn't me that revived the I'm Drunk thread this time! I was about 30 min away
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
yo how was getting arrested brah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
so great
really moving, so many different times. my hands hurt from clapping, my voice is hoarse from shouting. loved it
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
cops were surprisingly cool, made it really easy on everyone. we started at 11am, i was arrested at around 3, was out by 5:30.
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
You deserve to be drunk! Bottoms up!
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
the bottoms have been upped so many times, and now i'm just trying to type words with the letters in the correct order.
with correct pronunciation.
wooooooooo!
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link