I'm drunk!

last night i was drunk & texting hoos a bunch of shitty hoos & steen puns, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie

for some reason, the bar i was at was had cycling on the TV or something, so i found out that this guy exists http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Steensen

last night i consumed the following:

- a pint of sam adams
- three coronas
- two mixed vodka shots
- three cigarettes

and i woke up really feeling like shit, it was kind of depressing -- i've always been a lightweight anyway but i really didn't think i was gonna wake up today like "argggh fuck alcohol" -- thankfully i don't have a job so it was kinda all good anyway

it was probably the cigarettes dude, if yr not a regular smoker.

though anything involving "shots" is generally not a good idea if you want to maintain belief in a loving god the next day.

yeah i'm not a regular smoker

, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie

<333333333333333

omg shots

also jordan you are a zygote in the paying-for-drinking-the-next-day sense. go, be fruitful, and drink yourself into a stupor. because one day your body will truly revolt against you.

tbf i was hanging out w/ one chick, which is where the shots came into play

the worst thing about dating some1 that works in a bar is that they and all their friends only ever drink shots all the time cuz they have the tolerance of russian mobsters

LAMP OTM

i used to not be able to take shots at all (except gin) i think bcuz of not knowing "how" to drink in high school, but lately i've been finding myself being able to take shots of jameson & shit

learn from me, my children. learn from my mistakes.

not that i would ever choose to do shots of jameson really, but you know how Men are

I'm all for this shot-backlash, I avoid them when possible

when i was dating a bartender in '06/'07 i felt like i was courting death on reg

"well honey i was pretty much just planning on staying in and reading tonight since you're working"
"come down! you know you'll drink for free"
"FUCK"

haha 'its slow at work, come hang out' is both the worst and the best depending on yr mood

tbh i hate shots but they are effective in fukkn u up if thats your goal but im more of a sipper tbh working on a tim collins twist i invented myself atm

i've never been drunk. i wake up sick after drinking slurpees and arizona drinks so thank god i don't drink because i don't even fuckin want to know what it'd feel like to wake up the next day with a hangover

you should probably stop drinking so much sugar

yeah we'll see

drink some OJ

drink some gd water

or gin, which is also clear

which reminds me

i have really taken to the noun "fucks" lately

as in

"i am drinking some gin, you fucks"

Not actually drunk but...I'm halfway through a 4Loko (I drink it over ice in a glass, tastes better that way) I've taken two Buspars, and I've been smoking an e-cig (yeah, I do that now on occasion, too). I've been staring fuzzily at the celling for a while.

E-cig!
Twice the fun!

sup z_s

I'm so proud that it wasn't me that revived the I'm Drunk thread this time! I was about 30 min away

yo how was getting arrested brah

so great

really moving, so many different times. my hands hurt from clapping, my voice is hoarse from shouting. loved it

cops were surprisingly cool, made it really easy on everyone. we started at 11am, i was arrested at around 3, was out by 5:30.

You deserve to be drunk! Bottoms up!

the bottoms have been upped so many times, and now i'm just trying to type words with the letters in the correct order.

with correct pronunciation.

wooooooooo!

y did u get arrested??

tar sands

tarsandsaction.org

i posted a meganote on facebook to explain a little bit more but probably not appropriate for I'm Drunkt hread

in the long run, we will all be cyberterrorists

i've never been drunk. i wake up sick after drinking slurpees and arizona drinks so thank god i don't drink because i don't even fuckin want to know what it'd feel like to wake up the next day with a hangover

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quite possibly better than after a night of drinking str8 sugar dogg

hahaha

i just got a lil lifted, have poured myself a nightcap, and just put on motherfucking bladerunner

god my day ruled so hard and this is the perfect conclusion

what'd you pour?

oh just some four roses, still have a lil left. good stuff!

i'm watching the theatrical cut of blade runner for the first time and i love this so much more than the directors cut.

<3 4 roses

ppl, plz dont get arrested til I get arrested, mmmkay?

that's the way it is, not too bad, 'cos you can feel no way...

ow

~i COULDN'T SEE WHAT WITH THE FOREIGN WARS AHEAD OF ME, I'TS NOT "FAIR"

last night i thought i heard somebody, climbing up the drape, but when i looked i saw nobody, halfway through all the presidents' men, i spied the clock it said ten to ten. good god, you must have thought you were dreaming, not the thing you know you'd like to believe in, eight kids all cramp my style, look at the rifle and the popworks fly!

owo ow ow ow ow ow oh oh

what's it like when it's too late to say it? and then again it's what you're always saying! and what's it like when it's tinged with fear? 1-2-3-4-5 here! that's the way it is! but it's not too bad! 'cos you could feel now way! you've heard the story...

guess he says "drainpipe", not drape. i'm still learning!