yeah i'm not a regular smoker
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
, i'm sure it was kind of annoying -- my apologies big homie
<333333333333333
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
omg shots
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
also jordan you are a zygote in the paying-for-drinking-the-next-day sense. go, be fruitful, and drink yourself into a stupor. because one day your body will truly revolt against you.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
tbf i was hanging out w/ one chick, which is where the shots came into play
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
the worst thing about dating some1 that works in a bar is that they and all their friends only ever drink shots all the time cuz they have the tolerance of russian mobsters
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
LAMP OTM
i used to not be able to take shots at all (except gin) i think bcuz of not knowing "how" to drink in high school, but lately i've been finding myself being able to take shots of jameson & shit
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
learn from me, my children. learn from my mistakes.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
not that i would ever choose to do shots of jameson really, but you know how Men are
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
I'm all for this shot-backlash, I avoid them when possible
― iatee, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
when i was dating a bartender in '06/'07 i felt like i was courting death on reg
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
"well honey i was pretty much just planning on staying in and reading tonight since you're working""come down! you know you'll drink for free""FUCK"
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 26 August 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link
haha 'its slow at work, come hang out' is both the worst and the best depending on yr mood
tbh i hate shots but they are effective in fukkn u up if thats your goal but im more of a sipper tbh working on a tim collins twist i invented myself atm
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
i've never been drunk. i wake up sick after drinking slurpees and arizona drinks so thank god i don't drink because i don't even fuckin want to know what it'd feel like to wake up the next day with a hangover
― markers, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
you should probably stop drinking so much sugar
― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 August 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah we'll see
― markers, Friday, 26 August 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
drink some OJ
― ۩ (crüt), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link
drink some gd water
― god hates fats (Lamp), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
or gin, which is also clear
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:42 (twelve years ago) link
which reminds me
i have really taken to the noun "fucks" lately
as in
"i am drinking some gin, you fucks"
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 August 2011 05:46 (twelve years ago) link
Not actually drunk but...I'm halfway through a 4Loko (I drink it over ice in a glass, tastes better that way) I've taken two Buspars, and I've been smoking an e-cig (yeah, I do that now on occasion, too). I've been staring fuzzily at the celling for a while.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
E-cig!Twice the fun!
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
sup z_s
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link
I'm so proud that it wasn't me that revived the I'm Drunk thread this time! I was about 30 min away
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link
yo how was getting arrested brah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
so great
really moving, so many different times. my hands hurt from clapping, my voice is hoarse from shouting. loved it
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
cops were surprisingly cool, made it really easy on everyone. we started at 11am, i was arrested at around 3, was out by 5:30.
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
You deserve to be drunk! Bottoms up!
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
the bottoms have been upped so many times, and now i'm just trying to type words with the letters in the correct order.
with correct pronunciation.
wooooooooo!
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
y did u get arrested??
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
tar sands
tarsandsaction.org
i posted a meganote on facebook to explain a little bit more but probably not appropriate for I'm Drunkt hread
― In the long run, we will all be cyberpunks (Z S), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
in the long run, we will all be cyberterrorists
― going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
― markers, Friday, August 26, 2011 1:00 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
quite possibly better than after a night of drinking str8 sugar dogg
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― markers, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
i just got a lil lifted, have poured myself a nightcap, and just put on motherfucking bladerunner
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
god my day ruled so hard and this is the perfect conclusion
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link
what'd you pour?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
oh just some four roses, still have a lil left. good stuff!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link
i'm watching the theatrical cut of blade runner for the first time and i love this so much more than the directors cut.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link
<3 4 roses
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:59 (twelve years ago) link
ppl, plz dont get arrested til I get arrested, mmmkay?
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 September 2011 10:02 (twelve years ago) link
that's the way it is, not too bad, 'cos you can feel no way...
ow
~i COULDN'T SEE WHAT WITH THE FOREIGN WARS AHEAD OF ME, I'TS NOT "FAIR"
last night i thought i heard somebody, climbing up the drape, but when i looked i saw nobody, halfway through all the presidents' men, i spied the clock it said ten to ten. good god, you must have thought you were dreaming, not the thing you know you'd like to believe in, eight kids all cramp my style, look at the rifle and the popworks fly!
owo ow ow ow ow ow oh oh
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link
what's it like when it's too late to say it? and then again it's what you're always saying! and what's it like when it's tinged with fear? 1-2-3-4-5 here! that's the way it is! but it's not too bad! 'cos you could feel now way! you've heard the story...
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:31 (twelve years ago) link
guess he says "drainpipe", not drape. i'm still learning!
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.wupload.com/file/139098544/07_Feel_No_Way.m4a
jerry blavat-approved
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link
try to work it, it gets me down. i can't break it. step over the green velvet jacket, his uniform, over his girlfriend, but watch her feet. out through the attic and window and roof garden, into the streets and forget about me. down to the station and up to the boulevard, with you now, mr. pharmacy. you said 'be careful', 'wait till the morning comes'. you've said your peace, now forget about me. here lie awake and it gets me down. i care to break it, kinda make it .
― dell (del), Sunday, 4 September 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link
Drunk on a $3 bottle of wine from the Wal-mart. Only burns a little.
― Bryan, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link