I'm drunk!

which reminds me

i have really taken to the noun "fucks" lately

as in

"i am drinking some gin, you fucks"

Not actually drunk but...I'm halfway through a 4Loko (I drink it over ice in a glass, tastes better that way) I've taken two Buspars, and I've been smoking an e-cig (yeah, I do that now on occasion, too). I've been staring fuzzily at the celling for a while.

E-cig!
Twice the fun!

sup z_s

I'm so proud that it wasn't me that revived the I'm Drunk thread this time! I was about 30 min away

yo how was getting arrested brah

so great

really moving, so many different times. my hands hurt from clapping, my voice is hoarse from shouting. loved it

cops were surprisingly cool, made it really easy on everyone. we started at 11am, i was arrested at around 3, was out by 5:30.

You deserve to be drunk! Bottoms up!

the bottoms have been upped so many times, and now i'm just trying to type words with the letters in the correct order.

with correct pronunciation.

wooooooooo!

y did u get arrested??

tar sands

tarsandsaction.org

i posted a meganote on facebook to explain a little bit more but probably not appropriate for I'm Drunkt hread

in the long run, we will all be cyberterrorists

i've never been drunk. i wake up sick after drinking slurpees and arizona drinks so thank god i don't drink because i don't even fuckin want to know what it'd feel like to wake up the next day with a hangover

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quite possibly better than after a night of drinking str8 sugar dogg

hahaha

i just got a lil lifted, have poured myself a nightcap, and just put on motherfucking bladerunner

god my day ruled so hard and this is the perfect conclusion

what'd you pour?

oh just some four roses, still have a lil left. good stuff!

i'm watching the theatrical cut of blade runner for the first time and i love this so much more than the directors cut.

<3 4 roses

ppl, plz dont get arrested til I get arrested, mmmkay?

that's the way it is, not too bad, 'cos you can feel no way...

ow

~i COULDN'T SEE WHAT WITH THE FOREIGN WARS AHEAD OF ME, I'TS NOT "FAIR"

last night i thought i heard somebody, climbing up the drape, but when i looked i saw nobody, halfway through all the presidents' men, i spied the clock it said ten to ten. good god, you must have thought you were dreaming, not the thing you know you'd like to believe in, eight kids all cramp my style, look at the rifle and the popworks fly!

owo ow ow ow ow ow oh oh

what's it like when it's too late to say it? and then again it's what you're always saying! and what's it like when it's tinged with fear? 1-2-3-4-5 here! that's the way it is! but it's not too bad! 'cos you could feel now way! you've heard the story...

guess he says "drainpipe", not drape. i'm still learning!

http://www.wupload.com/file/139098544/07_Feel_No_Way.m4a

jerry blavat-approved

try to work it, it gets me down. i can't break it. step over the green velvet jacket, his uniform, over his girlfriend, but watch her feet. out through the attic and window and roof garden, into the streets and forget about me. down to the station and up to the boulevard, with you now, mr. pharmacy. you said 'be careful', 'wait till the morning comes'. you've said your peace, now forget about me. here lie awake and it gets me down. i care to break it, kinda make it .

Drunk on a $3 bottle of wine from the Wal-mart. Only burns a little.

I am developing a cocktail based on whiskey and pineapple juice and ginger and I feel I either have it perfected, or I am lit enough that anything would taste pretty good

also, I am furniture shopping on the web and possibly going to watch the Sons of Anarchy premiere on tv even though that is really more my friend's show and not mine

Almost sounds like whiskey sour variation. Keep us posted.

That sounds like a delicious drink that I would drink all these drings

=D

I think I just ran out of whiskey

I had a fair amount left of whiskey earlier? How this happen? WHERE IT GO

In yer belleh. All I have for mix is water and Coke Zero, and neither will do. Have lots of whiskey.

I'm visiting my Mom who lives in a partially dry county. You have to drive at least 20 miles to buy liquor! I ran out of whiskey two days ago and the nearest liquor doesn't even have good Rye or decent bourbon. I can only drink so much beer. Why in gods name are there still dry counties???

christians

acting in gods name

Also county line liquor stores. They don't seem to mind 'em either.

friends

romans

countrymen

its ya boy

wb

u know how i do.

aw yeah

my roommate is insisting we examine the bottom of this bottle of rum. nowhere to go, nothin to do, why not.

i have made a decision btw

i am now and forever going to divide my friends based on which drive-by truckers songwriter is their favorite.

not as drunk as i'd like to be after 8 cans and 2 bottles of beer*. going to bed.

* my aside: the cans of beer were 4%, when the same make, which is terrible, have always been 5% since i was a wee boy. so are crap beer firms in the uk trying to pretend they're committed to lowering alcohol consumption by watering down their product to make larger profits?