Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

Or...

Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?
Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."
Nixon: "Good man! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."

In fact, anything Zoidberg says.

"Not covered.."

Bender: Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.
Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Bender: Yes. [sadly] I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer ...

Robot horror flick: "Behold my system of mighty organs!"

Fry: "I need the apartment tonight. [hands him money] Go see a saucy puppet show."
Bender: "Can do!"

Amy: "So what do you think of that guy by the bar?"
Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."
Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."
Leela: "What? How can you tell?"
Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call 'gaydar'."
Leela: "There's no such thing."
Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. Yep, he's gay!"
Amy: "Are you sure?"
Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon."

Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"
Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"
Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"

*sigh* I miss it already.

"AAAAAWW!"

"Yes, common tap water and a little L - S - D!"

Revive, to go mano a mano with this envelope the Simpsons dialogue thread!

Zapp: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

Bender: Great, we're gonna die.

Fry: And this ham gum is all bones.

In fact that whole episode has some great lines:

Zapp: It's the one word the robot uses more than any other. We got it from this convenient database of his 10 most frequently-used words. [He presses a button on the database and a list comes up.] Number 10, chump; number nine, chumpette; number eight, yours; number seven, up; number six, pimpmobile; number five, bite; number four, my ... [Leela gasps.] ... number three, shiny; number two, daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently-uttered word, the word which, if uttered, will blow up this entire planet: Ass.

[Fry gasps.]

Fry: We don't have long!

DON'T BE A DOG-HEART WO-MAN!

Hahah Hermes and LaBarbara are awesmome, me and my ex call each other "hooosbaaand!" and "wiiiiyfe!" sometimes.

more morbo plz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3upOxWWsY

Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw
a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?"
John Jackson: "Unthinkable."
Jack Johnson: "I wouldn't think of it."
Morbo: "What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a truth-o-scope."
Nixon: "Question is vague. You don't say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn't harm the child."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZEfawdiEOM

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!

Oh I see someone already posted a YT link for that.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST YT LINKS WITH NO EFFING EXPLANATION AS TO WHAT THEY ARE GRRR.

Professor Farnsworth: The Devil take this predictable colon!

Pound for pound, Farnsworth is the funniest of em all.

Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.

"Professor! Where were you at 10pm last night?"

"Where am I now?"

Professor: "You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds!"

Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."

Anything Zapp Brannigan says, but this is my favourite:

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

The whole lion fed on tofu thing was rofflicious

I never got to see more than maybe a dozen of those episodes and I thought it was much better than The Simpsons at the the time it came out. Did they yank it off the air too soon or was I just not coming home early enough from work?

it was on for five seasons. they're all on dvd.

There are only four seasons on DVD! The TV networks split one of them into two TV seasons for some reason.

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.

"my liege!"

bender as a human is about the funniest thing I've ever seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRhHQM4eMXg&mode=related&search=

Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!

From the episode where they go underwater and visit the Lost City of Atlanta:

Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! [breaks down crying]
How did this happen?
Hermes: That's a very good question.
Bender: So that's where I left my cigar ...
Hermes: That just raises further questions!

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.

don't forget "is this clown on?"

fry re: the breakfast club: "man, i can't wait til i'm old enough to feel ways about things."

Zapf is the best! : " I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"

Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."

When I first saw this episode, I nearly died.

pimpmobile

A contribution:
Janitor: Well hello miss, what's a beautiful young... [sees Leela's eyeball] Yeesh! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.

"nine... ten... big fat hen"

Hahah in the commentaries, one of the writers bursts out laughing at this point and says "we sat up all night and that was the best line we could come up with" =)

Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS! PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE!!!

Zapp Brannigan: “What makes a man turn neutral … Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”

Linda: “The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening. And robot votes are now in. Nixon has won.”
Morbo: “Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.”

Bender: Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Hahah and I love how he's saying that when all thats left of him is his head.

Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.

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http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841

yeah I thought this is what the bump was about. so good

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3h2X7oiknb5xpfEKav/giphy.gif

i regularly think of morbo singing 'funky town' at space kareoke

also (i think from the same episode?) zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'

https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E19/8792.jpg?b64lines=ICDimaogTk9CT0RZCiBET0VTTidUIExJS0UgTU9MVEVOCiBCT1JPTiDimarimao=

this is the worst kind of discrimination. the kind against me!

https://morbotron.com/meme/S04E06/756855.jpg?b64lines=SmFtIGEgYmFzdGFyZCBpbiBpdCwgCnlvdSBjcmFwISA=

zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'

This is the only Futurama line that has stuck in my head... remarkably difficult to get into a conversation.

i see “to shreds you say” used a lot online. i’m all for that.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/6e8ed40bf8e2446626bcd88694b8adad/tenor.gif?itemid=3938170

Fry: Bender, what was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?
Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.

not really enjoying Lrr, Variant of Omicron Persei 8

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john dimaggio at his most recent contract negotiation

https://c.tenor.com/RspztEM47tsAAAAd/futurama-bender.gif

in all seriousness, pay the man

good news everyone!

The cast of #Futurama is whole again.

John DiMaggio, who voices Bender on the long-running and now revived animated series, will join the rest of the show’s core cast for new episodes on Hulu: https://t.co/vi1r7mBvhL pic.twitter.com/4c4Njm0nUh

— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 1, 2022

I swear he just held out so he could go I'M BACK BABY later.

I think this was the first episode I ever saw, that “oops” at the end is something that’s stuck with me to the point I think it might be one of the best jokes in an animated show ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lbcfl0_71s

what about this one?

https://c.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAC/futurama-fry.gif

https://i.imgur.com/65On5.gif