have you shagged ariane yet?

ok problem was that i've dared her to make out (leads to nothing) and to "play with her pussy" (no)

I want some option where you click on her boobs and "smooth gradients"

i think jordans problem is that he has no game

-taking pictures of her overlooking the city

I have not done this.

I took pictures of her posing in a fountain once, but now I can't remember at all how I got there.

-taking pictures of her overlooking the city

You're really close to getting blown or doing the dirty right there.

HI DERE
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pet3.jpg
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif

now i will go for gas station bang

i took pictures of her overlooking the city, then posing topless, then posing naked, then posing on top of the car, then giving me a bj

then we went back and she was jealous that i got off and she didn't, so she ... asked me to go home???

HI DERE
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pet3.jpg
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif

-- J0rdan S., Friday, January 18, 2008 4:00 AM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

when she catches the cliffs notes gr80 gave you written on yr hand costanza-style yr in trouble

i think we all need a boys night out together.

time to take a break from ariane.

xpost wtg sargent

i took pictures of her overlooking the city, then posing topless, then posing naked, then posing on top of the car, then giving me a bj

then we went back and she was jealous that i got off and she didn't, so she ... asked me to go home???

-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:00 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

mine went pics->pics->sexy pose->sexier pose->let's go home

The worst effect this game has, I am finding, is that when you go from this to other internet porn, even though that allegedly consists of real photographs of actual women that verifiably exist, all the girls still look plastic and gross and I can't take them seriously as objects of lust. Maybe there's a tiny bit of justice in that, somehow. :(

no kenan u just creepy

oh, on this thread? It's me?

its too late for you to play El Tomboto in this thread now

I took pictures of her posing in a fountain once, but now I can't remember at all how I got there.

-- Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:59 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

spin the bottle over desert. nothing comes of this

J0rdan's gotten further along than I have now. I R MAD

no one has pointed this out yet.. COMIC SANS.

Oh yeah, that's right...it's the only time I have seen spin the bottle.

http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/Waterboy_2.jpg

ok, this is EXACTLY what I remember sex in a car being like

http://fluxion23.com/images/carsex.gif

but i think just because of where i was looking, not anything about the actual lighting.

apparently naked water skiing is "too much work"

still havent figured out how to get her naked @ the statue or how to get her to water ski but im moving on, this chick is kind of lame anyway

I managed both. I am not proud of this.

its too late for you to play El Tomboto in this thread now

yeah, except that I know my girlfriend has read and will continue to read this thread. What I said was true! But maybe I should not admit I'm trying to look at other naked women at all... yeah, ok, that post was a bad idea from every angle. Ill-conceived. Full retraction.

tila tequilla got a reality show out of this type of fame

rev big pimpin

Is it just me or is the amusement park an automatic game over?

yes

you must take her on the log ride then she gets wet and kicks you out of her house

are going to the other place downtown that aren't lingerie/club worth anything?

how to avoid "Whoa, check out that girl's titties!"???

Is it being a killjoy to delete the spoiler?

Xpost - just received a text from someone who will remain nameless going 'Ariane loves you! You're going to have cyber-babies!'

Yes!

Only because that's only one way to.

It gives at least a pointer to work out how to use it.

Damn!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/radio.jpg

Nice work Ken

The Chuckle Brothers = threadkillers

I've had much more luck by not even leaving the house. Dance, dinner, dance, wine, swim, sex.

The Chuckle Brothers finally score:
http://www.barracoodas.co.uk/images/PicB043.jpg
"To me, to you"
"Oh dear, oh dear"

"A green poster in a red room, are you CRAZY?! Pink and purple?!?"

This game is retarded.

uh well duh

In every dream home a heartache... And every step I take...
Takes me further from heaven... Is there a heaven?
I`d like to think so.
Standards of living... They're rising daily...
But home oh sweet home... It's only a saying.
From bell push to faucet... In smart town apartment...
The cottage is pretty... The main house a palace...
Penthouse perfection.
But what goes on... What to do there?
Better pray there.
Open plan living... Bungalow ranch style...
All of its comforts... Seem so essential.
I bought you mail order... My plain wrapper baby...
Your skin is like vinyl... The perfect companion.
You float my new pool... De luxe and delightful.
Inflatable doll... My role is to serve you.
Disposable darling... Can't throw you away now.
Immortal and life size... My breath is inside you.
I'll dress you up daily... And keep you till death sighs.
Inflatable doll... Lover ungrateful...
I blew up your body...
But you blew my mind

U guise where the FUCK is the Sea of Tranquility

It is a crater on the moon.

This thread is revolting.

amazing, I do just as bad on this game as in real life...its as if it knows I'm playing....

You got kicked out of the club by the flamboyant bouncer?

she wouldn't let me get acquainted with her breasteses...

altho I did get to skinny dip with her and her anorexic friend....

breasteses...

are you the kind of guy who says this in real life?

actually no. That probably marks the second time I've used the phrase in my life.

.......