I'm drunk!

hahaha

i just got a lil lifted, have poured myself a nightcap, and just put on motherfucking bladerunner

god my day ruled so hard and this is the perfect conclusion

what'd you pour?

oh just some four roses, still have a lil left. good stuff!

i'm watching the theatrical cut of blade runner for the first time and i love this so much more than the directors cut.

<3 4 roses

ppl, plz dont get arrested til I get arrested, mmmkay?

that's the way it is, not too bad, 'cos you can feel no way...

ow

~i COULDN'T SEE WHAT WITH THE FOREIGN WARS AHEAD OF ME, I'TS NOT "FAIR"

last night i thought i heard somebody, climbing up the drape, but when i looked i saw nobody, halfway through all the presidents' men, i spied the clock it said ten to ten. good god, you must have thought you were dreaming, not the thing you know you'd like to believe in, eight kids all cramp my style, look at the rifle and the popworks fly!

owo ow ow ow ow ow oh oh

what's it like when it's too late to say it? and then again it's what you're always saying! and what's it like when it's tinged with fear? 1-2-3-4-5 here! that's the way it is! but it's not too bad! 'cos you could feel now way! you've heard the story...

guess he says "drainpipe", not drape. i'm still learning!

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jerry blavat-approved

try to work it, it gets me down. i can't break it. step over the green velvet jacket, his uniform, over his girlfriend, but watch her feet. out through the attic and window and roof garden, into the streets and forget about me. down to the station and up to the boulevard, with you now, mr. pharmacy. you said 'be careful', 'wait till the morning comes'. you've said your peace, now forget about me. here lie awake and it gets me down. i care to break it, kinda make it .

Drunk on a $3 bottle of wine from the Wal-mart. Only burns a little.

I am developing a cocktail based on whiskey and pineapple juice and ginger and I feel I either have it perfected, or I am lit enough that anything would taste pretty good

also, I am furniture shopping on the web and possibly going to watch the Sons of Anarchy premiere on tv even though that is really more my friend's show and not mine

Almost sounds like whiskey sour variation. Keep us posted.

That sounds like a delicious drink that I would drink all these drings

=D

I think I just ran out of whiskey

I had a fair amount left of whiskey earlier? How this happen? WHERE IT GO

In yer belleh. All I have for mix is water and Coke Zero, and neither will do. Have lots of whiskey.

I'm visiting my Mom who lives in a partially dry county. You have to drive at least 20 miles to buy liquor! I ran out of whiskey two days ago and the nearest liquor doesn't even have good Rye or decent bourbon. I can only drink so much beer. Why in gods name are there still dry counties???

christians

acting in gods name

Also county line liquor stores. They don't seem to mind 'em either.

friends

romans

countrymen

its ya boy

wb

u know how i do.

aw yeah

my roommate is insisting we examine the bottom of this bottle of rum. nowhere to go, nothin to do, why not.

i have made a decision btw

i am now and forever going to divide my friends based on which drive-by truckers songwriter is their favorite.

not as drunk as i'd like to be after 8 cans and 2 bottles of beer*. going to bed.

* my aside: the cans of beer were 4%, when the same make, which is terrible, have always been 5% since i was a wee boy. so are crap beer firms in the uk trying to pretend they're committed to lowering alcohol consumption by watering down their product to make larger profits?

conley tbh

i forgot to go the store before i played basketball (can't buy alcohol after 9 in this state) so i'm working through these beers. i much prefer hard, cheap liquor

oh man I just ate a burrito drunkenly and it was great

i approve of the above post

i'm the worst drunk ever.

my tolerance is down, i barely ate today, i drank five beers and a shot of whiskey in less than two hours...

BUT somehow i didn't drunk-text anyone, or post anything completely and totally embarrassing on internet, or make sloppy passes at ladies. what's more, i had the misfortune of being next to the male and female versions of two thoroughly ugh people at two different venues and enduring way too much of
their soul-taxing conversations, but i don't even feel angry or bitter atm, wtf??? the fire has truly gone out...

growing up sucks

what's more, i had the misfortune of being next to the male and female versions of two thoroughly ugh people at two different venues and enduring way too much of
their soul-taxing conversations, but i don't even feel angry or bitter atm, wtf???

i know that sounds far-immature, but...these ppl were srlsly horrible. and i have had a punishing wk, and just wanted to go out to a chill place nearby before doing family stuff for a few days, and at the same time wanted to be insulated from those sorts of folks. go back to your greek system ffs. leave me to my makedo shitholes for just this one night. ergh.

they were aggressively charmless imo is all i'm saying.

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#winning

drinking red wine (some red bicyclette pinot from the corner sto')

i wanted to get a bit drunk tonight because i was having a terrible day but i ended up staying home and just having a couple of cocktails which didn't really "do the trick"

whoa that vodka tonic served in a magic bullet had a greater volume than anticipated

Bought a bottle of Rowan's Creek bourbon, and now that I have my stereo set up, I am going to do this to music.

I am pleased to see that this thread was already revived.

FWIW, champagne cocktails are AWESOME.

P.S.: Do ILXorz still chat online?

THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK, AND YOU KNOW THEY COULD NEVER BE WACK...

aw man