I'm drunk!

That sounds like a delicious drink that I would drink all these drings

=D

I think I just ran out of whiskey

I had a fair amount left of whiskey earlier? How this happen? WHERE IT GO

In yer belleh. All I have for mix is water and Coke Zero, and neither will do. Have lots of whiskey.

I'm visiting my Mom who lives in a partially dry county. You have to drive at least 20 miles to buy liquor! I ran out of whiskey two days ago and the nearest liquor doesn't even have good Rye or decent bourbon. I can only drink so much beer. Why in gods name are there still dry counties???

christians

acting in gods name

Also county line liquor stores. They don't seem to mind 'em either.

friends

romans

countrymen

its ya boy

wb

u know how i do.

aw yeah

my roommate is insisting we examine the bottom of this bottle of rum. nowhere to go, nothin to do, why not.

i have made a decision btw

i am now and forever going to divide my friends based on which drive-by truckers songwriter is their favorite.

not as drunk as i'd like to be after 8 cans and 2 bottles of beer*. going to bed.

* my aside: the cans of beer were 4%, when the same make, which is terrible, have always been 5% since i was a wee boy. so are crap beer firms in the uk trying to pretend they're committed to lowering alcohol consumption by watering down their product to make larger profits?

conley tbh

i forgot to go the store before i played basketball (can't buy alcohol after 9 in this state) so i'm working through these beers. i much prefer hard, cheap liquor

oh man I just ate a burrito drunkenly and it was great

i approve of the above post

i'm the worst drunk ever.

my tolerance is down, i barely ate today, i drank five beers and a shot of whiskey in less than two hours...

BUT somehow i didn't drunk-text anyone, or post anything completely and totally embarrassing on internet, or make sloppy passes at ladies. what's more, i had the misfortune of being next to the male and female versions of two thoroughly ugh people at two different venues and enduring way too much of
their soul-taxing conversations, but i don't even feel angry or bitter atm, wtf??? the fire has truly gone out...

growing up sucks

what's more, i had the misfortune of being next to the male and female versions of two thoroughly ugh people at two different venues and enduring way too much of
their soul-taxing conversations, but i don't even feel angry or bitter atm, wtf???

i know that sounds far-immature, but...these ppl were srlsly horrible. and i have had a punishing wk, and just wanted to go out to a chill place nearby before doing family stuff for a few days, and at the same time wanted to be insulated from those sorts of folks. go back to your greek system ffs. leave me to my makedo shitholes for just this one night. ergh.

they were aggressively charmless imo is all i'm saying.

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#winning

drinking red wine (some red bicyclette pinot from the corner sto')

i wanted to get a bit drunk tonight because i was having a terrible day but i ended up staying home and just having a couple of cocktails which didn't really "do the trick"

whoa that vodka tonic served in a magic bullet had a greater volume than anticipated

Bought a bottle of Rowan's Creek bourbon, and now that I have my stereo set up, I am going to do this to music.

I am pleased to see that this thread was already revived.

FWIW, champagne cocktails are AWESOME.

P.S.: Do ILXorz still chat online?

THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK, AND YOU KNOW THEY COULD NEVER BE WACK...

aw man

a lurker says hello thanks to whiskey and coke zero.

awww yeah

Sup

Somehow I am NOT drunk, despite many beers.

surfing that line between tipsy and I drink all the whiskey

I am putting away the whiskey bottle before I cross the line

I am putting it away now

putting away the whiskey battle

putting it away

now

I am going to listen to all these musics though

Want 2 c one (1) dayo drunk

stevie d that is a deal it will happen

ITS YA BOY

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^ me irl

still got 4 beers left in the fridge and half a philly cheesesteak that, food poisoining begone, I AM CAPABLE OF EATING

life is good