Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

Things only rhyme below 10-5 angstroms, you dope!

Dammit how do you do subscript with this thing.

Superscript rather.

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

ahahaha this never gets old

Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
Farnsworth: In your time, yes, but nowadays—shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.

Holy shit I never saw ledge's Bender outfit above, before, how awesome!

You know what never gets old?

Leela: Hey, look! That's Zapp Brannigan's ship.

Fry: Wow! The Zapp Brannigan?

Leela: Uh-huh!

Fry: Who's the Zapp Brannigan?

xp sadly it is lost and gone forever, even the head which i should have made better efforts to keep, was stored badly and got crushed.

i have not watched this show in too long. am reading thread and grinning like idiot.

Also Zapp's, "I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law, I merely enforce it."

If i don't survive, tell my wife...hello

i quote this irl pretty regularly:

Fry: This isn't about you!
Bender: That's impossible!

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!

If it's alive, don't lick it.
If it's alive, don't lick it.
If you're not sure if it's alive or dead
Poke it with a stick and lick the stick instead!

lovenasium

"i wanted to keep some milk, and, well... time makes fools of us all."
― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:19 (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i say this all the time!

one... jillion... dollars

"All right amateur hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...."

"Yes, let's all forget the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brien."

shut up, Checkers!

my fellow earthicans

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/internet-you-deserve-a-high-five-for-this-one

lol

i have not watched this show in too long. am reading thread and grinning like idiot.

<3

"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans"

Leela: last night was a mistake.
Zac: Yes, a sexy mistake!

Haha that bit was gold.

Zapp: "you'll come crawling back, like a bird on it's BELLY"
Leela: "birds don't crawl"
Zapp: "...they've been known to!"

Lol

"The only crawling back to you I'll be doing is away! From!"

Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?
Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!
Farnsworth: Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!

from the episode that brought you RRRROBOT HOOOUUUSE!

Fry: Who are you, old man?
Old Man: Name's Old Man Waterfall. But most folks just call me "Old Man."
Fry: I'll never remember that!

Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
Fry: "I already did!"

Hahah I am always saying "I already did!".

Ah this thread is solid gold.

Leela: Don't you ever wonder about the future?
Fry: Well, sure, but you're always in it.
[Leela smiles]
Fry: Also, sometimes Terminators.

New seasons have had some good ones:

Amy: Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?
Bender: No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth, it's an unusual combination.

Hedonism Bot: Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
Bender: Uh... what do I have to do?
Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you. Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.
Bender retches
Hedonism Bot: Save it for the boudoir!

<3 this thread

this one totally got me:
Kif: Mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Ughhhh... sexlexia.

It doesn't really work without the visual, but this season's "What is that, Kif?" "I believe it's a saber-toothed cat, sir." gave me a laughing fit that must have lasted five minutes.

Also:

Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!

Professor: I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.
[Everyone looks at Zoidberg]
Zoidberg: Hooray! People are paying attention to me!

Leela: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.

Bite my 8-bit metal ass!

Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

Zoidberg: You still have your old friend Zoidberg. You all have Zodiberg!

Mr. Panucci: There's only three real monsters, kid - Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.

as seen on the tar channel

Fry: They discovered a 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!

Bender: Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for you.