Superscript rather.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 16 September 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP
ahahaha this never gets old
― royal ballache (electricsound), Friday, 16 September 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link
Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?Farnsworth: In your time, yes, but nowadays—shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 16 September 2011 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
Holy shit I never saw ledge's Bender outfit above, before, how awesome!
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 16 September 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link
You know what never gets old?
Leela: Hey, look! That's Zapp Brannigan's ship.
Fry: Wow! The Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Uh-huh!
Fry: Who's the Zapp Brannigan?
― Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 14:00 (twelve years ago) link
xp sadly it is lost and gone forever, even the head which i should have made better efforts to keep, was stored badly and got crushed.
i have not watched this show in too long. am reading thread and grinning like idiot.
― ledge, Friday, 16 September 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
Also Zapp's, "I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law, I merely enforce it."
― Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link
If i don't survive, tell my wife...hello
― Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
i quote this irl pretty regularly:
Fry: This isn't about you!Bender: That's impossible!
― ryan, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!
― Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
If it's alive, don't lick it.If it's alive, don't lick it.If you're not sure if it's alive or deadPoke it with a stick and lick the stick instead!
― Mordy, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
lovenasium
― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
"i wanted to keep some milk, and, well... time makes fools of us all."― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:19 (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i say this all the time!
― caek, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link
one... jillion... dollars
― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 September 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
"All right amateur hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...."
― Number None, Friday, 16 September 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
"Yes, let's all forget the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brien."
― Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Friday, 16 September 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
shut up, Checkers!
― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
my fellow earthicans
― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/internet-you-deserve-a-high-five-for-this-one
― kinder, Friday, 16 September 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― I saw Mike Love walk by a computer once (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 September 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
<3
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans"
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Saturday, 17 September 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link
Leela: last night was a mistake.Zac: Yes, a sexy mistake!
― Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
Haha that bit was gold.
Zapp: "you'll come crawling back, like a bird on it's BELLY"Leela: "birds don't crawl"Zapp: "...they've been known to!"
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link
Lol
― Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:58 (twelve years ago) link
"The only crawling back to you I'll be doing is away! From!"
― Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link
Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!Farnsworth: Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!
from the episode that brought you RRRROBOT HOOOUUUSE!
― ledge, Friday, 23 September 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
Fry: Who are you, old man?Old Man: Name's Old Man Waterfall. But most folks just call me "Old Man."Fry: I'll never remember that!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 September 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing." Fry: "I already did!"
― relentlessly busting your smoo (electricsound), Saturday, 8 September 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
Hahah I am always saying "I already did!".
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 8 September 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link
Ah this thread is solid gold.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 8 September 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
Leela: Don't you ever wonder about the future? Fry: Well, sure, but you're always in it. [Leela smiles] Fry: Also, sometimes Terminators.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 8 September 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
New seasons have had some good ones:
Amy: Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from? Bender: No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth, it's an unusual combination.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 8 September 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
Hedonism Bot: Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?Bender: Uh... what do I have to do?Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you. Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.Bender retchesHedonism Bot: Save it for the boudoir!
― sktsh, Saturday, 8 September 2012 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
<3 this thread
this one totally got me:Kif: Mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching.
― kinder, Saturday, 8 September 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Ughhhh... sexlexia.
― jim, Saturday, 8 September 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
It doesn't really work without the visual, but this season's "What is that, Kif?" "I believe it's a saber-toothed cat, sir." gave me a laughing fit that must have lasted five minutes.
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Saturday, 8 September 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
Also:
Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Saturday, 8 September 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
Professor: I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources. [Everyone looks at Zoidberg] Zoidberg: Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
Leela: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.
― j., Monday, 6 January 2014 03:10 (ten years ago) link
Bite my 8-bit metal ass!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 6 January 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 6 January 2014 07:14 (ten years ago) link
Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 6 January 2014 07:19 (ten years ago) link
Zoidberg: You still have your old friend Zoidberg. You all have Zodiberg!
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 6 January 2014 07:22 (ten years ago) link
Mr. Panucci: There's only three real monsters, kid - Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 6 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
as seen on the tar channel
― j., Friday, 28 February 2014 18:41 (ten years ago) link
Fry: They discovered a 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!
Bender: Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.
― frogbs, Friday, 28 February 2014 18:44 (ten years ago) link
Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for you.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
Alex: [in movie] Mr. Mayor, if you want to see a real vampire, look in the mirror!
Mayor: [in movie] I can't! I'm a vampire!
― I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, January 6, 2014 2:19 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I can only hear this in Calculon's voice and it's side-splittingly funny every time.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link