Lets hear some classic Futurama quotes for a change

Leela: last night was a mistake.
Zac: Yes, a sexy mistake!

Haha that bit was gold.

Zapp: "you'll come crawling back, like a bird on it's BELLY"
Leela: "birds don't crawl"
Zapp: "...they've been known to!"

Lol

"The only crawling back to you I'll be doing is away! From!"

Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?
Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!
Farnsworth: Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!

from the episode that brought you RRRROBOT HOOOUUUSE!

Fry: Who are you, old man?
Old Man: Name's Old Man Waterfall. But most folks just call me "Old Man."
Fry: I'll never remember that!

Professor: "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
Fry: "I already did!"

Hahah I am always saying "I already did!".

Ah this thread is solid gold.

Leela: Don't you ever wonder about the future?
Fry: Well, sure, but you're always in it.
[Leela smiles]
Fry: Also, sometimes Terminators.

New seasons have had some good ones:

Amy: Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?
Bender: No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth, it's an unusual combination.

Hedonism Bot: Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services?
Bender: Uh... what do I have to do?
Hedonism Bot: Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you. Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.
Bender retches
Hedonism Bot: Save it for the boudoir!

<3 this thread

this one totally got me:
Kif: Mix these mixed nuts. I see two almonds touching.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Ughhhh... sexlexia.

It doesn't really work without the visual, but this season's "What is that, Kif?" "I believe it's a saber-toothed cat, sir." gave me a laughing fit that must have lasted five minutes.

Also:

Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.
Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!

Professor: I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.
[Everyone looks at Zoidberg]
Zoidberg: Hooray! People are paying attention to me!

Leela: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.

Bite my 8-bit metal ass!

Amy: Um, Zoidberg, maybe Vegas isn't the best place for people like you.
Zoidberg: What? It's full of fat guys in sandals.

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

Zoidberg: You still have your old friend Zoidberg. You all have Zodiberg!

Mr. Panucci: There's only three real monsters, kid - Dracula, Blacula and Son of Kong.

as seen on the tar channel

Fry: They discovered a 20th century pizzeria! Just like the one I used to work at!

Bender: Interesting! No, wait. The other thing. Tedious.

Yep, that's whatever you were talking about for you.

Alex: [in movie] Mr. Mayor, if you want to see a real vampire, look in the mirror!

Mayor: [in movie] I can't! I'm a vampire!

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

― Elvis Telecom, Monday, January 6, 2014 2:19 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can only hear this in Calculon's voice and it's side-splittingly funny every time.

PS: Cashier's check

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Futurama now has its own version of Frinkiac: https://morbotron.com/

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Better:

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Yes! An important site, thank you.

Much quoted in spacecadet orbital habitation unit (or misquoted - in my head the stench was "glorious"):

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Futurama always great for the one-two punch:

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oops let's try again

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