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The Jenny Lewis pic is at least a few years old, btw.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

this bears reposting

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake5.jpg

― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link

so does this
http://www.jake-gyllenhaal-france.net/arena02.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

it's that mouth, right?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/john_travolta/photos/4.jpg

― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:41 (eighteen years ago) link

ok guess not

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Yowza. It's the huge eyes, I think. Althoug the mouth is very nice, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i pretty much don't think he's attractive, am i gay?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Who do you think is attractive?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:02 (eighteen years ago) link

this is a difficult question because i find celebrity a huge turnoff?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link

but that's not really the problem, he is too muscular and his mouth is weird (small) and he looks tired

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm so lame

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:07 (eighteen years ago) link

time is not gonna be kind to that chest.

― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:09 (eighteen years ago) link

caitlin, he is the only celeb that has made me drool since scott baio in "baby talk" when i was 8 years old

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

hi this is jesse, here to tell you that jake gyllenhaal is hot. to reiterate and recap: me jesse, jake hot.

thank you.

― unclejessjess (unclejessjess), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/7775178Eliandal362006104707AM.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link

He is quite lovely.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

he is, now that he smiles

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I am so relieved that my po-faced rave at the beginning has been replaced with smutty lust from all concerned.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot.

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/upload/2006/03/butch3.png

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

At the bar on Sunday night, some queen screamed at the TV when JG came on "SIT ON MY FAAAAACE!"

(i think it was "sit")

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

soooooooooooo hot in brokeback.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Lookit Jake, giving William Hurt a kiss from the spider woman.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

DUD

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

God, I would so love it if these two collaborated:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/7770138Eliandal362006104729AM.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

You may see it! Waters likes at least one hot boy in all his films.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Johnny Knoxville isn't hot.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Chris Isaak is though.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Waters no doubt thinks Knoxville is.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

knox is a real gay icon

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/jake-gyllenhaal-preoscar-2.jpg http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/03/jake-gyllenhaal-preoscar-1.jpg

― amateurist0, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

For the other post-Oscars pic, the one where he looks like he's trying to steal Diana Ossana's soul, Gyllenahl has earned my undying respect. But he's still not my favorite Gyllie sibling.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

He's too muppety for me to be attracted to him but after looking at those post-oscars pictures I can't help but like him.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't think he was good in Donnie Darko but I haven't seen anything else he's been in. He's cute, though. Where is the Gyllenhaal/Dunst sex tape? WHERE? The only bad part would be the Coldplay soundtrack.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link

He was ok in Donnie Darko but my patience for actors with dorky comb-overs designed to make'em look sensitive is exhausted. I prefer'em sticking their tongues out behind Ang Lee.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link

He was better in the Good Girl than Donnie Darko, playing the same kind of character.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I can confirm that he is hot.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you give'em the old Jack Twist, tim?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to see all the post-Oscar pixorz.

Where is the Gyllenhaal/Sarsgaard sex tape? (Depending on the rumors' veracity, I'll take either G.)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you give'em the old Jack Twist, tim?

http://www.itvt.com/images/judy1.jpg

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"Jack Nasty loves you!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/madlori/pic/00050tg2

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

where are yall finding these pics?!?!

If Tim had a close encounter with JG, I missed it!?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The Toothy Tile controversy continues to play out.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I must say, I'm having trouble buying the Toothy Tile shit, wishful thinking notwithstanding.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I just read up on Toothy Tile -- hadn't heard of it before. If T.T. is indeed Jake, then why does Ted Casablanca say that T.T.'s lover is NOT Peter Sarsgaard?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

because it's Heath Ledger, silly!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is causing me workplace discomfort

Alfred, no.

"I figured if I couldn't be around my girlfriend, I would settle for her brother," said Sarsgaard, who's dating Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

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