― jazz odysseus, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link
for fucks sake this is like someone gave lord custos a book deal!! they shd get david foster wallace to post to ile, hed fit right in w all of him and tad's smug easily-amused hatred of the poor
― $$, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
― jazz odysseus, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link
― jazz odysseus, Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
― roger adultery (roger adultery), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link
― webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 7 February 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Prude (Prude), Saturday, 7 February 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link
Just cuz someone's poor doesn't give them license to act like an unfunny, aggressive or unoriginal git, though. I hate shit like these "hilarious" tees no matter who'd wear them (and where I'm at yr probably just as likely to see one on an overweight upper middle class middle manager on his holidays at the Gold Coast, bad tan and all).
― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 8 February 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link
http://tshirts-sweatshirts.com/Shirt_Transfers/Southern/A6287G-lg-b.jpg
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 8 February 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link
― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link
he also had one on that said "AIRFORCE: when it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight" but i'm not sure if that counts because i think it's actually put out by the military.
― j c (j c), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:10 (twenty years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 8 February 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago) link
― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 8 February 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago) link
― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 8 February 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago) link
I hate this tshirt so much it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Sunday, 8 February 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Aja (aja), Sunday, 8 February 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 8 February 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 8 February 2004 07:08 (twenty years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 8 February 2004 13:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Skottie, Sunday, 8 February 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Skottie, Sunday, 8 February 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Adm Mhel (adam michel), Sunday, 8 February 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 8 February 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link
At the radio station I work at, we once had an announcer say in a car dealership commercial, "Sales on all vulvas in stock!" Needless to say we had him recut it after it ran a few times.
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 8 February 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link
ihttps://secure7.nexternal.com/tshirtstha/images/vulva.jpg
― Skottie, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link
― LukeRamshaw, Saturday, 1 January 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Johnney B, Saturday, 1 January 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
colon bowel HAHA
― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 1 January 2005 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― contribute, Saturday, 1 January 2005 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 2 January 2005 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 2 January 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― RS LaRue (rockist_scientist), Sunday, 2 January 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 January 2005 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link
I don't want to get caught in T-shirt hell, that sounds bad.
― Bimble..., Monday, 3 January 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link
God: "Nietschze is dead"
I originally saw this one phrased differently:
"God is Dead" -- Nietschze
"Nietschze is Dead" -- God
Not that it's really that funny, but I think it's infinitely funnier the second way. Something about the rhythm of it and "God" being the last word.
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 January 2005 06:10 (nineteen years ago) link
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am" (Written in a blurred typeface, of course)
and "Fear This" (an idiotically unfunny take on an in-its-own-right-idiotic shirt)
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 January 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― derrick (derrick), Monday, 3 January 2005 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nietzsche fan, Monday, 3 January 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― DJ Mencap0))), Monday, 3 January 2005 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 3 January 2005 12:38 (nineteen years ago) link
actually these are quite good
http://3.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/4/f/bustedtees.5d0b1994a2301b6b3fbdeaffae1542ec.gif http://0.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/b/f/bustedtees.04dd988bb734834d3d82bfdf4d9923e1.gif http://9.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/0/7/bustedtees.f41e3ab09c972001b2fb05f75bad324b.gif http://9.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/c/a/bustedtees.b82cf3fc992c3ebbf5ef660a827ae7db.gif http://8.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/2/c/bustedtees.8af2f2628536c1e14c3f277cc1588979.gif http://6.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/4/9/bustedtees.10216db40460c4683851456958c5d179.gif
― blueski, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://3.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/4/f/bustedtees.5d0b1994a2301b6b3fbdeaffae1542ec.gif http://0.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/b/f/bustedtees.04dd988bb734834d3d82bfdf4d9923e1.gif http://9.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/0/7/bustedtees.f41e3ab09c972001b2fb05f75bad324b.gif
http://9.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/c/a/bustedtees.b82cf3fc992c3ebbf5ef660a827ae7db.gif http://8.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/2/c/bustedtees.8af2f2628536c1e14c3f277cc1588979.gif http://6.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/4/9/bustedtees.10216db40460c4683851456958c5d179.gif
― blueski, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
The Greece one made me chuckle.
― chap, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
This T-shirt was engineered to distract you while I stare at your tits.
― gnarly sceptre, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link
The companion piece to the canada one:
http://4.content.bustedtees.com/d1/bt/1/9/bustedtees.51ca8de1ee8cea84d4b31529005192f8.gif
― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I have pretty much taken to wearing plain white or solid color t-shirts, unless I'm playing some sport, working out or sleeping.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i do this too except for 1 silver jews t-shirt, an O.C. t-shirt w/peter gallagher drawing on it, farrah fawcett t-shirt and t-shirt with a ski lift on it. ok maybe i dont do that.
― sunny successor, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.choiceshirts.com/item/A2256C/
This one makes me want to play bingo!
― Ai Lien, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
My mom-in-law, the first Christmas I had with her, gave me a shirt that said "I have the pussy so I make the rules." wtf trashy-assed embarrassing corny misandry. I never wore it, not even to bed. I gave it to the Salvation Army after about two years of hiding it in my closet, and I kind of felt bad for the employee who had to pull it out of the donation bin.
― Abbott, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/05/A10541A-md.jpg
― andrew m., Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
omg want
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A2/25/A2256C-md.jpg here's the one ai lien linked to, btw. from the same place. this one frightens us, yet we want.
― andrew m., Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
at least they look a bit more purposeful than the bug eyed and zonked rasta kitties
― kenan, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
shakespeare was a poet. shirt fails!
― bug, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link
kitty moccasins = i wish
― Ai Lien, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://johnnyr.com/images/ncp2008-02-18.gif
― Bodrick III, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
not enough gawker t-shirts on here, imo.
― omar little, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
some dude at starbucks was wearing this today
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51aZrAJgWsL._SS400_.jpg
― Jena, Friday, 11 April 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"Everything happens for a raisin" is great.
― BigLurks, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread is missing Big Johnson
― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
or at least jessica harvell's classic article on same:
http://citypaper.com/special/story.asp?id=13668
― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link