New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

They had the iPhone 5 ready but Tim Cook forgot to do the "one more thing" at the end. He's gonna realize any minute and run back to the stage.

Can someone do a quick summary so I dont have to read through a liveblog thing?

we're up: http://apple.com

http://www.apple.com/iphone/#video-4s

we're down

we're up

we're down

k thx

ipod classic's still on the site

store.apple.com has refreshed, iPod classic still for sale

siri looks great!

Why do you guys see Kindle Fire in the same category as an iPod touch? iPod touch is pocketable, plays games, and has storage and the email client and apps of the iPhone. Kindle Fire really is only good for reading books/magazines when you're away from wifi, and its strength is that you can watch movies and stream your music when on wifi and has a big old screen.

You thought public transport couldn't get any more unbearable and then Apple introduces iPhone voice recognition.

AW YEAH

TELL THE DUDE SITTING ACROSS FROM ME HE'S A TOTAL DICK

lol

http://i.imgur.com/Oapow.jpg

I wonder how many people are genuinely surprised that there's no iphone 5 iphone 5 iphone 5

also w00t classic

I'm happy enough for a $99 iPhone 4, my iPhone 3 is jacked up.

Yeah, I need to replace my 3G and, at this point, won't be choosy.

choosy moms choose the iphone 4

i don't own an iphone, and i've never owned an iphone, but i hope to sooner than later

But you don't do S updates?

me? if i could afford the phone & the service i would get a 4s

http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2011/10/04Apple-Launches-iPhone-4S-iOS-5-iCloud.html

Giving Gruber a run for his money: http://brooksreview.net/2011/10/apple-social/

markers, you need to figure out a way to monetize when you post that youtube video. iPhone in no time!

Ifone5 - don't believe the hype...

this was so lame

I think we should blame Apple for all the speculation and hurt feelings

thought they would at least have a new form factor to incite lust, this whole thing was so unsexy

first chris christie and now this

so just to recap, because i'm super-busy at work ... nothing important announced today?

Tim

does not

talk fast

even by Steve's

slow ass

presentation standard

faster iphone 4, cheaper iphone nano, the end xp

btw I don't know why so many people were convinced Apple was going to push out a whole new phone design today

remember, a lot of ppl are dum

uh cause a sleazy manufacturers in china told someone something?

case manufacturer

loooooooool

that reminds me, I need to find a sleazy for my new ipod classic

Basically it was strongly implied there was a leaked prototype, that rumor made the rounds, and some cheap case manufacturers jumped on it. The people who make money by being first to market and aren't afraid of making the wrong product since they manufacture so cheaply, pretty much.

someone should have put out cases shaped like a big '5'

google whois record has been hacked by the same guys btw

4s is 4g heavier than 4. cdma man. total waste of space.

Maybe it is all the gee bees in the 64GB one

Basically it was strongly implied there was a leaked prototype, that rumor made the rounds, and some cheap case manufacturers jumped on it.

I mean all the people sitting at home expecting a whole new iphone despite the biennial precedent set by Apple's own release strategy (in line with phone contracts p much worldwide) and an overwhelming lack of evidence.

I mean yes I get that HTC, Samsung &c. are outdoing the iphone 4 but that never means Apple's resolve will weaken.

man so the iphone 4 is $550 without a contract - iphone 4s gonna be $750?

4S 500 uk fun bucks without contract

that'll sting a bit but can't live with this HTC desire much longer