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I'm happy enough for a $99 iPhone 4, my iPhone 3 is jacked up.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I need to replace my 3G and, at this point, won't be choosy.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

choosy moms choose the iphone 4

markers, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

i don't own an iphone, and i've never owned an iphone, but i hope to sooner than later

markers, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

But you don't do S updates?

michael assbender (Eric H.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

me? if i could afford the phone & the service i would get a 4s

markers, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

Giving Gruber a run for his money: http://brooksreview.net/2011/10/apple-social/

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

markers, you need to figure out a way to monetize when you post that youtube video. iPhone in no time!

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

Ifone5 - don't believe the hype...

***** (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

this was so lame

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

I think we should blame Apple for all the speculation and hurt feelings

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

thought they would at least have a new form factor to incite lust, this whole thing was so unsexy

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

first chris christie and now this

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

so just to recap, because i'm super-busy at work ... nothing important announced today?

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

Tim

does not

talk fast

even by Steve's

slow ass

presentation standard

stet, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

faster iphone 4, cheaper iphone nano, the end xp

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

btw I don't know why so many people were convinced Apple was going to push out a whole new phone design today

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

remember, a lot of ppl are dum

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

uh cause a sleazy manufacturers in china told someone something?

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

case manufacturer

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

loooooooool

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

that reminds me, I need to find a sleazy for my new ipod classic

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Basically it was strongly implied there was a leaked prototype, that rumor made the rounds, and some cheap case manufacturers jumped on it. The people who make money by being first to market and aren't afraid of making the wrong product since they manufacture so cheaply, pretty much.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

someone should have put out cases shaped like a big '5'

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

google whois record has been hacked by the same guys btw

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

4s is 4g heavier than 4. cdma man. total waste of space.

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe it is all the gee bees in the 64GB one

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Basically it was strongly implied there was a leaked prototype, that rumor made the rounds, and some cheap case manufacturers jumped on it.

I mean all the people sitting at home expecting a whole new iphone despite the biennial precedent set by Apple's own release strategy (in line with phone contracts p much worldwide) and an overwhelming lack of evidence.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I mean yes I get that HTC, Samsung &c. are outdoing the iphone 4 but that never means Apple's resolve will weaken.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

man so the iphone 4 is $550 without a contract - iphone 4s gonna be $750?

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

4S 500 uk fun bucks without contract

that'll sting a bit but can't live with this HTC desire much longer

cozen, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

64gb one is probably gonna break £700, Jesus. My first mac was less.

stet, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

my first iphone was a 3gs - already familiar with warmed up leftovers, not gonna be tricked this time!! new design so people know my ~with-it-ness~ or else

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

wtf are you talking about, the 3gs is great!

I am on the two year 3gs->4s rotation and am fine with that. I never felt particularly left out when I read what the 4 had, but it's definitely time for an upgrade.

The people who have a 4 and are whining that the 4s isn't worth an upgrade are... masochists?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

4S 500 uk fun bucks without contract

that'll sting a bit but can't live with this HTC desire much longer

― cozen, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 09:00 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Just get a 4?

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

btw I have no inclination whatsoever to replace my 4 with one of these things (unless iOS 5 slows it down to a crawl)

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

in the USA w/ an unlocked iPhone, are there carriers with which you can get the barest minimum of minutes, plus a decent normal-ish data plan?

Euler, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

the 4 is only £70 less and is only 8GB

suckers buy the 4

cozen, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

oh god that's appalling

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

wtf are you talking about, the 3gs is great!

Still sticking with mine, got it the first day it was out. The next version is probably the one I'll replace it with.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

So, on a day of high expectation built up over about six months, and with huge annual precedents in the ipod range:

- same phone but slightly faster
- same ipods

Anyone willing to bet Apple's working on another new-category device? Or an Apple TV replacement to do for TV what itunes did for music, maybe?

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

what are you thinking of when you say "do for tv what itunes did for music"?

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

Still have a 3G and was also hoping for an updated form factor (don't like the feel of the 4). My inner conspiracy theorist thinks they've purposefully made certain key apps (well, key for me) like Facebook and the Maps app run so slowly on the 3G (under iOS 4.2.1) that they're almost unusable. I'll likely go 4S but won't be happy about it. On the bright side iPhone 4 cases are dirt cheap and will work with the new one (I think). Wish there was a way to port iOS 5 to the Samsung Galaxy II S…

Bryan, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

feel like apple has been whiffing with updates since the iPad, everything since then have been minor updates. the ipad 2 felt like it came way too soon on the heels of the ipad.

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

that would have been true if the ipad 1 wasn't missing a camera

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

although you're right, they probably weren't losing sales based on the limitations of the original ipad, given the lol competition

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

well I'm just thinking of the 'golden era' - unibody macbooks, ipod nanos, macbook air, iphone 3G, iphone 4 with retina screen, ipad... it always seemed at least one product line was receiving a 'revolutionary' update per year (probably gonna be disproved if I ever look back at the timeline)

but it really seems they're treading water/getting complacent atm

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

does not

talk fast

even by Steve's

slow ass

presentation standard

― stet, Tuesday, October 4, 2011 10:32 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark

he's a weird sounding dude: half southern gentleman, half robot. not sure that he isn't powered by siri.

but i think the slow speech is a very conscious attempt to control his nerves. presume that's the reason why they used a much smaller venue too.

joe, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

i think that has pretty much always been the default venue for non-WWDC/MacWorld announcements. a couple non-conference ones were done up in SF, but they are the exception. i think.

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link


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