Steve McLaren RIP

Apt as England appeared to be fielding a back four consisting of showroom dummies on Wednesday

I will still defend Joleon.

oh that'd work! she'd abolish the team completely and make the players form bands instead.

-- Grandpont Genie, Friday, 23 November 2007 11:49 (4 minutes ago) Link

One of the players would claim that two of his team mates had died in the Munich Air Crash, he'd put on a testimonial match for them...

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Ian R-M would be castigated for his dogged persistence in putting his mum in goal.

I will still defend Joleon.

That's apparently more than he can manage, fangyewfolksyouvebeenawunnerfulaudience

Penis Error Sank Sorry England

instead of singing 'Mila kuda si planina' ('You know my dear how we love your mountains'), he instead sang 'Mila kura si planina', which translates as 'My dear, my penis is a mountain'.

There's a great picture of a Croatian mascot smirking at that.

I wondered why those kids were grinning. I assumed they were English kids in Croatia tops and they'd found Lampard's sweet stash before the game.

I read "sweet stash" in a Cheech & Chong sorta voice there before I saw "Lampard"

OH NO O'NEILL DOESN'T WANT THE ENGLAND JOB THIS IS TERRIBLE

Our royal family on hearing the news:

http://www.englishmonarchs.co.uk/images/windsor/princes_fune.jpg

"DOES ANYBODY WANT THE ENGLAND JOB?" IS THE 2000s FOOTBALLING EQUIVALENT OF "DID ANYBODY EVER SEE THAT MOVIE TRON?" AND HARRY REDKNAPP IS PROBABLY CHIEF WIGGUM

HARRY REDKNAPP HAS SEEN TRON

Mourinho doesn't want it either. Don't think Capello will get it. Put a coupla nicker dahn on 'Awwy, alwight?

DEFAULT: TWO SWEETEST WORDS IN VEH FACKIN ENGLISH LANGUAGE

As in "it was all de fault of that Steve McClaren"?

I was gonna say what with 'Awwy being a little bit waaaaaaaaayy and a little bit woooooooooh, the FA might be wary of giving him the job but I forgot the gave Venables the job once

If, within six months of 'arry becoming England boss, there's not at least four guys from Sierra Leone who've suddenly discovered an English grandmother in the squad, I'll be shocked.

Redknapp won't talk to the Beeb, can you have an England manager who refuses to talk to the BBC? Or will Joe Jordan be still doing it for him?

I IMAGINE HIS LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AGAINST THE BBC MUST BE NEARLY AT A CLOSE BY NOW SO ONCE HIS NAME HAS BEEN CONCLUSIVELY CLEARED MAYBE HE'LL LET BYGONES BE BYGONES

'Arry becomes manager w/ Jordan as his assistant, who does the talking. Paul Jewell goes to Portsmouth. Sorted.

MORE ODDZ

Capello 7/2
Mourinho 6/1
Redknapp 12/1
O'Neill 14/1
Shearer 16/1
Benitez 20/1
Scolari 20/1
Klinsmann 25/1
Coppell 25/1

'Arry becomes manager w/ Jordan as his assistant

Jinky will be spinning in his grave!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41433000/jpg/_41433490_joejord_jj_74empics300.jpg

Joe Jordan being touted as candidate for next Scotland manager by the jizzwads at Radio Clyde when Eck does the obvious thing and bugger off to be manager of Birmingham.

(lol at England fans trying not to sing "One World Cup and two World Wars" if Klinsmann gets the gig)

Lots of candidates for the Scotland job. Burley about to get sacked. Billy Davies about to get sacked.

Dream team = Peter Grant and Tommy Burns!

John Barnes and Josef Venglos

Wait, is Josef Venglos dead I forget?

Nothing wrong with Doctor Jo

... professionally I mean, don't know about medically

HE IS ALIVE

HIS NAME IS ALIVE

http://www.discogs.com/release/60686

If, within six months of 'arry becoming England boss, there's not at least four guys from Sierra Leone who've suddenly discovered an English grandmother in the squad, I'll be shocked.

If there's an English grandmother in the squad, I reckon the papers will get there before some dudes from Sierra Leone.

I'm sure it would be good for Rooney's temperament.

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Can we start whipping out the classic 'Arry quotes now or should we hold fire until he gets the job?

There's never a bad time to see this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRZTna7tRHk

If there's an English grandmother in the squad, I reckon the papers will get there before some dudes from Sierra Leone.

Post of the week.

no wonder he's in the fucking reserves

CRAIG JOHNSTON COMPLETELY 442

That is absolutely fucking fantastic.

Srsly, this needs to be seen by everyone who supports English football.

Yeah, it's pretty fucking dead-on

It's brilliant rhetoric above anything else, a swelling Bolero of anger. Get this man on the FA Committee.

Relying on Scottish Australians to save your game now? Bloody foreigners

"THE NATIONAL SELF-ESTEEM IS TOO IMPORTANT TO BE PUT IN THE HANDS OF THESE IDIOTS WHO HAVE DESTROYED YOUR NATIONAL GAME"

Astonishing. And OTM.

Brilliant stuff. At last someone lays the blame where it needs to be - the fucking PL Boardroom...