"I'll get that muck out of there for ya."
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
look, her teeth are jacked. it's okay for us to admit that. she can still be our muse.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 October 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
The jack-toothed muse.
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
The whole face is kind of a red flag.― Trip Maker, Friday, October 14, 2011 8:22 AM (50 minutes ago)
― Trip Maker, Friday, October 14, 2011 8:22 AM (50 minutes ago)
yeah there's no one thing abt her face, its just really fucking weird that that's what lindsay lohan's face looks like in 2011
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
The particular look from sean grammophone's photo is cannibal stonergnome.
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
http://x18.xanga.com/615f924323730279207280/m222415128.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt1ge93sTC1qcs907o1_r2_400.gif
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)
Signature LULU street-team hand.
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
more like lindsay "WOAH, HAND?"
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
no u di'in't
― surm, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)
(7 years ago)
― omar little, Friday, 14 October 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/j/b/jbe549a8puvqjqep.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 14 October 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)
RIP
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hoganphoto.com/Monarch_C.jpg
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/19/article-2050981-0E720DB500000578-557_634x670.jpg
― Bob Six, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
eww that MAKEUP. and i'm sorry but the white in court is done.
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
She's reached Michael Jackson levels of "maybe I can turn myself into somebody I can stand to be around if I change my appearance enough".
― Martyr McFly (WmC), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
Isn't that pretty much why you aren't supposed to use contouring powder for everyday use?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
that BLUSH
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
that is really just terrible. i mean that needs to be in one of those how-to-not books
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
did i read this correctly, the judge says she now has to do community service at a MORGUE?
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
oh by "this" i mean this
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
stop it
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
jeez how much of a megabitch do you have to be to skip out on working with homeless women
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
she prolly tried to do their makeup
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)
By the look of things, make-up at the morgue might be more her forte
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
SNAP
― surm, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
Linders at the Rouge Morgue
― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
Elle en a peut-être assez de morgue déjà, la Lindsay
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/22sfJfO6GtKqfSuhR1vdlw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zOTM7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/9111062e82f00a17fc0e6a7067002b82.jpg
THE END
*lock thread*
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKARlWkLo_Y
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 October 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)
If I were a billionaire, I would commission Gerhard Richter to paint that photo.
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
I totally had a dream about this thread.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 20 October 2011 14:16 (fourteen years ago)
Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.
We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes. Tick, tick, tick.
We're told Lindsay didn't show up until 8:40. Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival."
Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner's officials who turned her away.
We're told the Coroner's office then contacted the Probation Dept.'s Volunteer Center -- which supervises Lindsay's probation -- and notified them that she was late ... AGAIN. That info will be forwarded on to Judge Stephanie Sautner.
Lindsay just tweeted, "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go to therapy. Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of (sic) caused to those at the Coroner's office. Won't happen again, now I know where to go!"
It's not a violation for her not to show today ... the judge only required that Lindsay put in 16 hours at the morgue by Nov 2. But it's awful for Lindsay and her lawyer, who will try to convince the judge that she's not thumbing her nose at authority.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
can a mod replace ": Hot, Ready, and Legal!" with ": turned away at morgue after showing up late"
― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)
so stupid
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
they're making her do her community service at the morgue...?
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
fam who works at coroner's office said she was supposed to do this like last year, surprised this is getting play now
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
They figured she'd be more comfortable working among her own kind.
― Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
I.e., Cryptkeepers
dude was like "fuckin, we're gonna have to get someone to show lohan around here at some point," but this was like a long time ago
how does a thread about lindsey lohan have 4000 posts
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
it's "lindsay" lohan with an A
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
xp: I know, right? ppl be slackin'
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
let's get this thread up to where it belongs
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
wait - so does that mean ya'll pronounce lindsay lohan with a long a? lind-say? not linseed lohan?
:|
"There's only one way you're getting in here, Lohan, and you're already late."
DAAAAAMN, LA County Coroner, that's cold blooded!
― Kerm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
STILL DA CHAMP
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
lol no it's just a little less stringent on the eeeee
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)