Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/j/b/jbe549a8puvqjqep.jpg

RIP

http://www.hoganphoto.com/Monarch_C.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/19/article-2050981-0E720DB500000578-557_634x670.jpg

eww that MAKEUP. and i'm sorry but the white in court is done.

She's reached Michael Jackson levels of "maybe I can turn myself into somebody I can stand to be around if I change my appearance enough".

Isn't that pretty much why you aren't supposed to use contouring powder for everyday use?

that BLUSH

that is really just terrible. i mean that needs to be in one of those how-to-not books

did i read this correctly, the judge says she now has to do community service at a MORGUE?

oh by "this" i mean this

stop it

jeez how much of a megabitch do you have to be to skip out on working with homeless women

she prolly tried to do their makeup

By the look of things, make-up at the morgue might be more her forte

SNAP

Linders at the Rouge Morgue

Elle en a peut-être assez de morgue déjà, la Lindsay

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THE END

*lock thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKARlWkLo_Y

If I were a billionaire, I would commission Gerhard Richter to paint that photo.

I totally had a dream about this thread.

Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the L.A. County Morgue, after showing up late ... Incredible.

We broke the story ... Lindsay was supposed to show up by 8 AM, but at 7:40 her assistant called to say she'd be there in 10 minutes. Tick, tick, tick.

We're told Lindsay didn't show up until 8:40. Her publicist claims she was late "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival."

Lindsay was met at the door by Coroner's officials who turned her away.

We're told the Coroner's office then contacted the Probation Dept.'s Volunteer Center -- which supervises Lindsay's probation -- and notified them that she was late ... AGAIN. That info will be forwarded on to Judge Stephanie Sautner.

Lindsay just tweeted, "With all of the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go to therapy. Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of (sic) caused to those at the Coroner's office. Won't happen again, now I know where to go!"

It's not a violation for her not to show today ... the judge only required that Lindsay put in 16 hours at the morgue by Nov 2. But it's awful for Lindsay and her lawyer, who will try to convince the judge that she's not thumbing her nose at authority.

can a mod replace ": Hot, Ready, and Legal!" with ": turned away at morgue after showing up late"

so stupid

they're making her do her community service at the morgue...?

fam who works at coroner's office said she was supposed to do this like last year, surprised this is getting play now

They figured she'd be more comfortable working among her own kind.

I.e., Cryptkeepers

dude was like "fuckin, we're gonna have to get someone to show lohan around here at some point," but this was like a long time ago

how does a thread about lindsey lohan have 4000 posts

it's "lindsay" lohan with an A

xp: I know, right? ppl be slackin'

let's get this thread up to where it belongs

wait - so does that mean ya'll pronounce lindsay lohan with a long a? lind-say? not linseed lohan?

:|

"There's only one way you're getting in here, Lohan, and you're already late."

DAAAAAMN, LA County Coroner, that's cold blooded!

STILL DA CHAMP

lol no it's just a little less stringent on the eeeee

Community service at a morgue sounds so cool!

they're making her do her community service at the morgue...?

Someone's got to make her tend to her career, doncha know.

she got a new mugshot to add to her scrapbook:

http://i.imgur.com/xpQLg.jpg

She looks great! Sexy as hell -- vivacious!

If I were a billionaire, I would commission Gerhard Richter to paint that photo.

― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, October 20, 2011 4:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omg YES!

Damn, what's up Saruman?

i have a student who reminds me of lindsay, insofar as she can't make the right choices and doesn't seem to recognize the most glaring patterns of bad behavior and their consequences. they both seem utterly trapped.

STILL the thread that the others aspire to be...

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http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/10/111021ali.jpg

she like ... almost looks great, but ends up looking kind of stupid, bc she lost too much weight and did something to her face. at one point she was looking v v pretty.

lindsay can i have your sister ali's email etc

second photo makes her look like she had a hairy chest that's been set on fire and singed back to little blackened nubs