I.e., Cryptkeepers
― Food! Trends! Men! Hate! (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
dude was like "fuckin, we're gonna have to get someone to show lohan around here at some point," but this was like a long time ago
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
how does a thread about lindsey lohan have 4000 posts
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
it's "lindsay" lohan with an A
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
xp: I know, right? ppl be slackin'
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
let's get this thread up to where it belongs
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
wait - so does that mean ya'll pronounce lindsay lohan with a long a? lind-say? not linseed lohan?
:|
"There's only one way you're getting in here, Lohan, and you're already late."
DAAAAAMN, LA County Coroner, that's cold blooded!
― Kerm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
STILL DA CHAMP
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
lol no it's just a little less stringent on the eeeee
― surm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
Community service at a morgue sounds so cool!
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Don Nots (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, 20 October 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
they're making her do her community service at the morgue...?
Someone's got to make her tend to her career, doncha know.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)
she got a new mugshot to add to her scrapbook:
http://i.imgur.com/xpQLg.jpg
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
She looks great! Sexy as hell -- vivacious!
― Martyr McFly (WmC), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
If I were a billionaire, I would commission Gerhard Richter to paint that photo.
― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, October 20, 2011 4:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
omg YES!
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:52 (fourteen years ago)
Damn, what's up Saruman?
― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 21 October 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)
i have a student who reminds me of lindsay, insofar as she can't make the right choices and doesn't seem to recognize the most glaring patterns of bad behavior and their consequences. they both seem utterly trapped.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 21 October 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)
STILL the thread that the others aspire to be...
― ***** (SeekAltRoute), Friday, 21 October 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.qkme.me/2rtj.jpg
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/10/111021ali.jpg
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 October 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)
she like ... almost looks great, but ends up looking kind of stupid, bc she lost too much weight and did something to her face. at one point she was looking v v pretty.
― surm, Saturday, 22 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
lindsay can i have your sister ali's email etc
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 22 October 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
second photo makes her look like she had a hairy chest that's been set on fire and singed back to little blackened nubs
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Saturday, 22 October 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
second photo makes her look like she's got super-hot freckles all over her chest
― the men who glare at stoats (sic), Saturday, 22 October 2011 06:27 (fourteen years ago)
nah, burned chest hair. I'm far from anti-freckle, it's just a bad picture
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Saturday, 22 October 2011 07:26 (fourteen years ago)
Then you better just stick to saying it's a bad picture, admittedly subjective, because those are freckles.
― B'wana Beast, Saturday, 22 October 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
Yes I KNOW they're freckles, forfucksake, that's why I said "makes her look like" rather than "is objective proof that", bloodyhell
― not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
they're freckles btw
― markers, Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)
chest-schmutz
― Martyr McFly (WmC), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
I'll chest-schmutz her
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
teeth look good
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 23 October 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/24/lindsay-lohan-posing-playboy-nude-close-to-a-million-dollars-hugh-hefner/#.TqZhXWD6K_Y
― jaxon, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)
2005 called, they want their good idea back.
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:17 (fourteen years ago)
I would like to punch everyone who posted a comment on that page.
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)
Gentlemen, start your airbrushes
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
geez louise
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
maybe she can get her teeth cleaned now!!
^^I bet Hef threw that in on the house.
― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
She already showed a whole lot in the NY Mag Marilyn pictorial, didn't she?
― your way better (Eazy), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
only interested if she goes back to being a redhead
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
yeah hasn't everybody already seen her naked anyway. and when she was um, not as damaged.
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
When I clicked that TMZ link the first question on my mind was not "Can Lindsay save Playboy"
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
i think it's more like can playboy save linds
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
"Boobs, ass, and vag" according to TMZ's Playboy source.
:/
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
is there some other thing you're looking for whiney
― iatee, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
Cervix
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
bahahahahahaha
― surm, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
the taint
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)
I agree - no taint, no credibility
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
cochlea
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)