Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she got a new mugshot to add to her scrapbook:

http://i.imgur.com/xpQLg.jpg

She looks great! Sexy as hell -- vivacious!

If I were a billionaire, I would commission Gerhard Richter to paint that photo.

― Maybe more Danson and Galifianakis would help (Eazy), Thursday, October 20, 2011 4:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omg YES!

Damn, what's up Saruman?

i have a student who reminds me of lindsay, insofar as she can't make the right choices and doesn't seem to recognize the most glaring patterns of bad behavior and their consequences. they both seem utterly trapped.

STILL the thread that the others aspire to be...

http://i.qkme.me/2rtj.jpg

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/10/111021ali.jpg

she like ... almost looks great, but ends up looking kind of stupid, bc she lost too much weight and did something to her face. at one point she was looking v v pretty.

lindsay can i have your sister ali's email etc

second photo makes her look like she had a hairy chest that's been set on fire and singed back to little blackened nubs

second photo makes her look like she's got super-hot freckles all over her chest

nah, burned chest hair. I'm far from anti-freckle, it's just a bad picture

Then you better just stick to saying it's a bad picture, admittedly subjective, because those are freckles.

Yes I KNOW they're freckles, forfucksake, that's why I said "makes her look like" rather than "is objective proof that", bloodyhell

they're freckles btw

chest-schmutz

I'll chest-schmutz her

teeth look good

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/24/lindsay-lohan-posing-playboy-nude-close-to-a-million-dollars-hugh-hefner/#.TqZhXWD6K_Y

2005 called, they want their good idea back.

I would like to punch everyone who posted a comment on that page.

Gentlemen, start your airbrushes

geez louise

maybe she can get her teeth cleaned now!!

^^I bet Hef threw that in on the house.

She already showed a whole lot in the NY Mag Marilyn pictorial, didn't she?

only interested if she goes back to being a redhead

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

yeah hasn't everybody already seen her naked anyway. and when she was um, not as damaged.

When I clicked that TMZ link the first question on my mind was not "Can Lindsay save Playboy"

i think it's more like can playboy save linds

"Boobs, ass, and vag" according to TMZ's Playboy source.

:/

is there some other thing you're looking for whiney

Cervix

bahahahahahaha

the taint

I agree - no taint, no credibility

cochlea

eggs

After her dental hygiene was called into question earlier this month, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan is showing off a fresh set of pearly whites.

The actress posted a photo to her WhoSay page of her sparkling smile over the weekend, along with a thank you note to her dentist: "Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom... My gums are so sore though!"

People reports Dr. Bill Dorfman is known for hooking up the grins of celebrities like Eva Longoria, Anne Hathaway and Jessica Simpson. If her tweet is any indication, LiLo had a teeth whitening procedure called Zoom, the magazine adds, which you may have seen used on "Extreme Makeover."

http://www.whosay.com/lindsaylohan/photos/85763

stay strong, boo

Well she got up every morning and she waited in the cold
Got on the stinking yellow school bus and did what she was told
And she stared out the window, all the way down to high school.
She went to home economics just like all the other girls
Making chicken a la king and peanut butter swirls
But she knew in her heart there had to be something better somewhere.
Well the boys in the school, they were just a bunch of fools
And they acted like a bunch of bad bumpkins.
But she went out with this guy 'cause she knew a girl's gotta do something.
He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),
Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.

She wasn't meant to stick around here, and be some quarterback's wife
She wasn't meant to stick around here, be barefoot and pregnant the rest
of her life...

Well she got up every morning and she waited in the cold
Got on the stinking yellow cab, put the money through the hole
And she stared out the window, all the way down Fifth Avenue.
She went on all the cattle calls just like all the other girls
And she waited by the phone in her rollers and her curls
But she knew in her heart there had to be something better.
Well she ran into this guy who was down at 54
Had a lot of gold and chains and he got her in the door,
And he knew so many people, and he made her lots of pretty promises.
He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),
Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.
He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),
Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.

i rly rly want a Zoom

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011102//425.lilo2.lc.110211.jpg

just is giving her a week to do her playboy shoot b4 she has to go back to jail

*judge

TMZ: Sources in the courtroom tell us that when the judge got off the bench she remarked about Lindsay, "She looks good today."

charles mcgrath has a long think about lindsay lohan's hot, naked body, and why it's so darn overexposed

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/sunday-review/lindsay-lohan-in-playboy-overexposed.html

hmm i like that article