Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

http://www.whosay.com/lindsaylohan/photos/85763

stay strong, boo

Well she got up every morning and she waited in the cold
Got on the stinking yellow school bus and did what she was told
And she stared out the window, all the way down to high school.
She went to home economics just like all the other girls
Making chicken a la king and peanut butter swirls
But she knew in her heart there had to be something better somewhere.
Well the boys in the school, they were just a bunch of fools
And they acted like a bunch of bad bumpkins.
But she went out with this guy 'cause she knew a girl's gotta do something.
He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),
Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.

She wasn't meant to stick around here, and be some quarterback's wife
She wasn't meant to stick around here, be barefoot and pregnant the rest
of her life...

Well she got up every morning and she waited in the cold
Got on the stinking yellow cab, put the money through the hole
And she stared out the window, all the way down Fifth Avenue.
She went on all the cattle calls just like all the other girls
And she waited by the phone in her rollers and her curls
But she knew in her heart there had to be something better.
Well she ran into this guy who was down at 54
Had a lot of gold and chains and he got her in the door,
And he knew so many people, and he made her lots of pretty promises.
He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),
Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.
He showed her pictures of his car (pictures of his car!),
Pictures of his room (pictures of his room!)
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.
Ohhhh, she's on the zoom, she's on the zoom.

i rly rly want a Zoom

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011102//425.lilo2.lc.110211.jpg

just is giving her a week to do her playboy shoot b4 she has to go back to jail

*judge

TMZ: Sources in the courtroom tell us that when the judge got off the bench she remarked about Lindsay, "She looks good today."

charles mcgrath has a long think about lindsay lohan's hot, naked body, and why it's so darn overexposed

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/sunday-review/lindsay-lohan-in-playboy-overexposed.html

hmm i like that article

She is, we need to remember, a very talented young actress — or she used to be. She’s in the news every day not for that, nor even just because she’s such good copy, but because we apparently need every now and then to turn a celebrity into a freak, the way we did with Ms. Spears.

i kinda hate when people write shit like this. we didn't do anything to lohan! like virtually everything that has brought her to where she is was a result of her making a bunch of bad decisions that if anything the public was outright TELLING her she shouldn't do

good point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKIaS0lh-uo

http://www.avclub.com/articles/lindsay-lohan-pays-her-debt-to-society-in-about-fo,64664/

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAH6k6oOl-HlZyOjyQnz25D2rW7FZ2b3Avnzpuw90EPQU5ToLO

RE: Playboy spread "It's a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe, a portion of which was the original playmate in the very first issue of Playboy. Oh yes. And classy, very classy." Booooooooring.

what a waste. i hope it doesn't suck as hard as it sounds like it does.

What the fuck is with her and Marilyn Monroe?

pathetic, is what it is.

Asking for the public to draw a comparison in which LiLo will come off worse?

agree it's not WE who did this to LL

I never wanted her to do any stupid things

well, maybe just one...

I was hoping she'd be all sweaters and jeans and known for her humanitarian work by this point.

Did anyone hear the Brett Ratner interview w/Stern from earlier this week where he bragged about having sex with her when she was a teenager? It was vile. No wonder she has so many problems...

No wonder Ratner used to pal around with Michael Jackson.

i kinda hate when people write shit like this. we didn't do anything to lohan! like virtually everything that has brought her to where she is was a result of her making a bunch of bad decisions that if anything the public was outright TELLING her she shouldn't do

― some dude, Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:20 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya i think its clear at this point that the biggest problem is/was her lack of a stable, trustworthy support network--like her parents are obviously horrible parents and horrible people--her friends and hangers-on seem to not really have her best interests in mind at all--seems like a small scale MJ frankly

also the biggest problem is her behaving like a fool but yknow nature or nurture

oh well i dont know. i feel like ive read a lot about how awful her "close friends" are--taking her out clubbing and stuff right after rehab. i mean i have a hard time being like "lindsay shouldnt have acted like a fool even though every single person in her life was essentially telling her to"

she shoulda made different friends.

but i get what you're saying.

damn dude

i mean if shed got into the game when she was like 25 id probably feel more comfortable assigning her all the blame.

surm is fed the fuck up with lindsay and all her excuses.

People have to take responsibility for themselves. Surm is the 53%.

lol no i mean max definitely has a point. it's hard to shake the influence of parenting and growing up. i just feel like, given a world of opportunities, i would find a way to make my dreams come true -- if i really cared about acting. but i guess it's not that easy.

and honestly, the only thing i'm really THAT fed up with is her hair. she's obviously meant to be the next ann-margret, not marilyn monroe, but something in her silly little head doesn't get it.

I understand what you mean though. Like if I made millions off some movies, I'd use that money to get my shit correct.

Blonde is not her forte

What the fuck is with her America and Marilyn Monroe?

Fixed.

terrible

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/847607/lindsay-lohan-would-make-a-great-hooker-says-heidi-fleiss

hmm, that site is full of treats

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/846925/lindsay-lohan-is-no-new-yorker-says-pitbull

mom talk crotch

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/846423/lindsay-lohan-keeps-her-fire-crotch-classy-for-playboy

"It was an opportunity for her. She's 25 years old now, so it was her ultimate decision," Dina Lohan told The Insider. "It will be tastefully done."

25 25 25. I had forgotten.

wow is she for real only 25

O_O

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/11/dina-lohan.jpg
I had no idea her mom was Jareth the Goblin King
it explains so much

"get me get me out of here!!!"

I was going to say that they could cast her and LiLo in a remake, but Lindsay looks too old :-(
25, damn...

reading those quotes from dina lohan just makes me think, again, "jesus christ lindsay had no chance did she"

dina lohan looks like khan!!