Rice Poll

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it's true, every time I eat risotto I regress five years

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

I should be 178 but luckily I hold a lot of dinner parties

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

maybe you feel dated eating risotto because it is a classic italian dish that ppl have been eating for literally hundreds of years

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Risotto and rice pudding both rule so hard. <3 Went with Basmati for the poll answer btw.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it is weird to call things people have eaten forever, like risotto and rice pudding, dated

horseshoe, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

digesting foods is p 90s tho

2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

maybe I just haven't had the RIGHT risotto. I'm not dissing. It just hold the same places in my mind as what a lot of people see as 'dated'. Maybe it's due to the popularity of people doing it themselves (risotto being notoriously hard to perfect) and not being presented with the opportunity of eating it that often.

owenf, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, it's that 80's/90's consistency isn't it?

owenf, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

it's one of those foods that's like, one people make when they want to do cooking

tunnel joe (harbl), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

um, i don't know

tunnel joe (harbl), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

sorry

tunnel joe (harbl), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

apology accepted

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

its true, risotto is done by a lot of home chefs, usually bad, it can be hard to get right. i promise you guys it is really good! i was just trolling by saying arborio btw, my favorite kind of rice is basmati

max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

tru confessions

2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

truth or dare: risotto?

tunnel joe (harbl), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry too. To all rice pudding and risotto lovers out there. Teach me.

owenf, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

truth: do u like risotto?
dare: dare u to make risotto

2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

voting a short-grain rice over a long-grain rice is the rice equivalent of mass murder

Sushi, man. Plus any and all other japanese rice dishes.

ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

sushi is p 90s too

2191: celebrate the m bisontennial (m bison), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol

horseshoe, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

it's not just japan, it's east asia man, ya'll can't step to this

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'm gonna bibimbap over the head anybody who reps for long grain

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

why do you people not understand risotto, in the rice thread no less

intentionally using you people as a racially loaded term here btw, why tiptoe around it

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

nice job starting a race war, aero

horseshoe, Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

so many ricists in this thread, jeez

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

i just think it would be easier if we resegregated cuisines, then these issues wouldn't arise

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty certain that rice is my single favorite food of all time. of the polled rices: i make brown rice probably about 1/3 of the time and probably basmati and jasmine about equal, too. i have no point i just never thought about it before. and my consumption of japanese style rice is probably double these three put together. rice is nice. and then there's black and white quinoa(!)

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

has anybody ever had black rice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_rice

I am curious

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

I have cooked black rice. It was not so exciting that I ever felt compelled to repeat.

quincie, Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, but how did it taste

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm gonna bibimbap over the head anybody who reps for long grain

jealous of the Thai jasmine style I see

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

man, nobody goes into a thai restaurant and thinks to herself "I am going to leave a path of ruin and destruction at the dining table when they bring me the jasmine rice"

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

Thai sticky rice man

that sticky icky

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

BTW, while basmati or jasmine are fine plain, short grain with furikake sprinkled over the top beats either.

der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

furikake sounds kinda excessive, i thought it was gonna be more a dukkap kinda thing ie not have ground fish in it

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

dukka, rather

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

The black rice tasted like rice. It was short grained and leaned toward the sticky end of the spectrum. It did look pretty cool, but honestly the taste was nothing special imo.

quincie, Monday, 7 November 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

can't see the option for 'pasta'?

blind pele (darraghmac), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

Guys cheese and rice dishes exists solely so to remind us we don't have to take the savior's name in vain. "Oh cheese and rice, I just shut my hand in the door." Which is why I am eating a black rice risotto this April to celebrate His birth while I faux-blaspheme in His honor. It will be kind of disgusting but I can be a food ascetic one day of the year.

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

basmati

also I like risotto

fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

i just was reminded by black rice blasphemy that the one time i ate risotto that i liked was squid ink risotto. it was so so black!

tunnel joe (harbl), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

imo risotto is an excuse to stand around sipping white wine for 24 minutes while you stand over a high heat pan stirring rice. Last time I went to visit my parents I cooked it for them and without imbibing wine during and after the whole process the whole thing is really just an endurance exercise.

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

(my parents have a no alcohol in the house policy except for some handles of Early Times that the developmentally delayed guy they take care of brought home once, which they keep around to barter during the apocalypse!)

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

I eat just regular old white rice a lot, so that's probably my favorite (butter, salt, chicken stock). Also (well prepared) risotto is delicious, you weirdos.

And I have a brown rice cooking pro tip! It is from the Joy of Cooking! And it is this: bake it! Bring one cup of rice to 2-1/4 cup water/stock to boil on the stove top in an over-safe pot w/ a lid or a range-safe casserole dish. Pop the lid on it and put it in the oven at 350 for 45 minutes.

Here's the recipe Joy of Cooking recipe for baked brown rice with mushrooms, which I make a lot (often with cubed up baked tofu added for protein so this is all I have to cook):

Preaheat over to 350.
Melt 3 T of butter or olive oil in a "2-quart stovetop-to-over casserole" aka:
http://s9.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/DB9479B2.jpg
Add and cook until lightly browned 1-1/2 c coarsely chopped mushrooms, 1/2 c chopped onions, 1 clove garlic finely chopped.
Add and stir until coated 1 c brown rice, 1/8 t black pepper.
Add 2-1/4 c. chicken stock, 1/4 teaspoon of salt, and bring to a boil. Cover and bake for 45 minutes (or until all the stock is absorbed).

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

Measurements are from the JoC. I wing everything except the rice to stock ratio. Leftover chicken also works well instead of tofu.

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

Jenny I have that EXACT corningware (maybe?) casserole dish! Have never used it for rice, but it was U&K for gratins when cooking for one.

quincie, Monday, 7 November 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

It's Corningwear! I have a hand-me-down set from my mom. I love it so much (but if there's one thing I've truly embraced about living it the midwest, it's casseroles).

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

Mine is also from my mom! It is very handy and I refuse to get rid of it.

quincie, Monday, 7 November 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

my mom used to have that corning dish too. don't remember if she still does.

enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

As a good Cuban boy I must consume rice at least once a week, but even my 87-year-old abuela now sees the wisdom in cooking jasmine rice for herself.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link


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