DORITOS POLL

when you go on your far east tour strongo, allow me to take you on a detour to the land of sichuan

I too thought that I was immune to capsicum... until I encountered a force of malevolent darkness... in the dark hinterlands of sichuan...

oh i have heard of this. and if i can ever, i shall.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg

"here is a giant bowl of peppers that glow red in the dark. there may also be a piece of pork somewhere in there."

The spicy sweet chili ones are pretty good.

bourdain has said that he always brings maalox when he travels to the far east.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg

The burping a demon/ghost milk in hell ad campaign...pretty innovatibe.

This poll is wack, where is Spicy Nacho? It's only like the handsomest among elder statesman of Dorito flavors.

Also, the retro-design Taco flavor they're selling now aren't the original Taco flavor at all, they're a shitty imitation with way too much sour cream taste.

The burping a demon/ghost milk in hell ad campaign...pretty innovatibe.

Innovatribe - official rock band of Doritos®

spicy sweet taste too much like soy sauce imo

they are vegan tho

The current U.S. product lineup

I had no idea that around half of the flavors (and all of the Nacho flavors) presumably include pork (I guess as an extract in the "natural flavoring").

The plain and the Salsa Verde are the other vegan options.

Aha, its pig derived enzymes (rennet for any cheese ingredients).

The Barbecue flavored ones gave me the worst stomach cramps, I am glad they are not on this list. NEVER AGAIN.

Nacho Cheese.

spicy sweet chili are the best i think but maybe its just cause ive had them way less than the standard 2. all the other non-standard flavors i've tried have been bad except BBQ

OG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bwbl6UHU8

In the UK they call Cool Ranch "Cool Original"!

Also, yeah - no http://www.candyjester.co.uk/images/products/thumbs/res_rd_DORITOS_Spicy_Nacho.jpg no cred

I hadn't seen past Dilbert 2, thx tamtam

Assume the Taco flavour is like our plain salted ones? They're far the best anyway.

I used to fiend for Taco Doritios, well before the Cool Ranch era.

can't vote in this poll in good conscience as my two all-time favourites are not included, i guess they are a canadian thing

zesty cheese (originally under the "taquitos" brand umbrella) - these were singlehandedly responsible from turning me from a skinny child into a chubby adolescent

i literally took this picture last week:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383076_10150445416075996_632665995_10933432_1668816049_n.jpg

TANDOORI SIZZLER (mentioned in that "35 doritos from around the world" thing) - so so good. gold bag, gold flavour. gold memories. (no photo)

zesty cheese are like NUCLEAR orange, and the flavour powder is caked so so thick

Assume the Taco flavour is like our plain salted ones? They're far the best anyway.

― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:37 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

what the hell

interesting quote from some doritos fan site or something:

"Yes it was Hostess Taquitos with the mouse on the bag. Problem is, todays zesty cheese doritos are nowhere near as cheesy and tasty. Problem is, orignal Taquitos used more real cheddar, hence, obviously replaced with artificial flavours. Sometimes I can close my eyes with Zety Cheese Doritos and pretend that they are in fact Tostitos, but Im just a dreamer. They will never exist again. Hostess Taquitos are destroyed my corporate takeover."

I hadn't seen past Dilbert 2, thx tamtam

― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

no prob mate, dilb3 is a masterpiece, always happy to pass it on

FROMAGE MORDANT. God, I love Canada.

Can I read that as "Dead cheese"? I know it's not the translation but :D

Zesty is the best. I didn't realize it was a regional thing.

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mj3TwOJaIggd_ltR_6-SZfg/140.jpg +1 write-in vote for sweet chilli heat http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mj3TwOJaIggd_ltR_6-SZfg/140.jpg

i want to try all of these except what is X13-D?

oh it's.. experimental flavors?

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/doritos-x-13d.jpg

man, i bought a bag of spicy nacho when i was out at lunch and now i feel ripped off -- the "spice" is NEGLIGIBLE AT BEST.

whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal

friend brought a bag of INTENSE PICKLE doritos over tonight

it was... intense

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

The best I've had were the Black Pepper Jack. That's the only flavor I've ever had an active craving for.

The cheeseburger ones are creepy because they managed to pretty accurately synthesize the flavor of a McDonald's cheeseburger. But in chip form. Which is weird.

I gave in to a sudden Cool Ranch craving last year at the supermarket and bought a bag. But after about two handfuls it started to taste like some kind of cleaning chemicals, so I threw it away. I can still get with the Nacho Cheese (especially in some kinda party snack mix), but beyond that I think this is one of those things that growing up has ruined for me.

voted cool ranch but only cuz spicy sweet chili isn't an option.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

rigged from the start

I have never knowingly consumed a Dorito 2

wtf

i love that it leaves open the possibility that someone may have tricked them into eating a Dorito

"this ice cream tastes... weird"

lol

banality of democracy rears its head once again.

Cool Ranch, man i bet if you people voted for best sex position you'd be all like "OOOOOOO MISSIONARY"