I too thought that I was immune to capsicum... until I encountered a force of malevolent darkness... in the dark hinterlands of sichuan...
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
oh i have heard of this. and if i can ever, i shall.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5844/bhutjolokiaghostpepperc.jpg
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
"here is a giant bowl of peppers that glow red in the dark. there may also be a piece of pork somewhere in there."
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
The spicy sweet chili ones are pretty good.
― D. Boon Pickens (WmC), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
bourdain has said that he always brings maalox when he travels to the far east.
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
The burping a demon/ghost milk in hell ad campaign...pretty innovatibe.
― despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:11 (twelve years ago) link
This poll is wack, where is Spicy Nacho? It's only like the handsomest among elder statesman of Dorito flavors.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:15 (twelve years ago) link
Also, the retro-design Taco flavor they're selling now aren't the original Taco flavor at all, they're a shitty imitation with way too much sour cream taste.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 7 November 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
Innovatribe - official rock band of Doritos®
― moo-town slackers (Pillbox), Monday, 7 November 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link
spicy sweet taste too much like soy sauce imo
they are vegan tho
― original bgm, Monday, 7 November 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
The current U.S. product lineup
I had no idea that around half of the flavors (and all of the Nacho flavors) presumably include pork (I guess as an extract in the "natural flavoring").
The plain and the Salsa Verde are the other vegan options.
― der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Monday, 7 November 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link
Aha, its pig derived enzymes (rennet for any cheese ingredients).
― der dukatenscheisser (Sanpaku), Monday, 7 November 2011 06:37 (twelve years ago) link
The Barbecue flavored ones gave me the worst stomach cramps, I am glad they are not on this list. NEVER AGAIN.
Nacho Cheese.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 November 2011 06:53 (twelve years ago) link
spicy sweet chili are the best i think but maybe its just cause ive had them way less than the standard 2. all the other non-standard flavors i've tried have been bad except BBQ
― ciderpress, Monday, 7 November 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
OG
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 7 November 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bwbl6UHU8
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 November 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link
In the UK they call Cool Ranch "Cool Original"!
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 7 November 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
Also, yeah - no http://www.candyjester.co.uk/images/products/thumbs/res_rd_DORITOS_Spicy_Nacho.jpg no cred
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 7 November 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
I hadn't seen past Dilbert 2, thx tamtam
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
Assume the Taco flavour is like our plain salted ones? They're far the best anyway.
― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
I used to fiend for Taco Doritios, well before the Cool Ranch era.
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
can't vote in this poll in good conscience as my two all-time favourites are not included, i guess they are a canadian thing
zesty cheese (originally under the "taquitos" brand umbrella) - these were singlehandedly responsible from turning me from a skinny child into a chubby adolescent
i literally took this picture last week:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383076_10150445416075996_632665995_10933432_1668816049_n.jpg
TANDOORI SIZZLER (mentioned in that "35 doritos from around the world" thing) - so so good. gold bag, gold flavour. gold memories. (no photo)
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
zesty cheese are like NUCLEAR orange, and the flavour powder is caked so so thick
― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:37 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
what the hell
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
interesting quote from some doritos fan site or something:
"Yes it was Hostess Taquitos with the mouse on the bag. Problem is, todays zesty cheese doritos are nowhere near as cheesy and tasty. Problem is, orignal Taquitos used more real cheddar, hence, obviously replaced with artificial flavours. Sometimes I can close my eyes with Zety Cheese Doritos and pretend that they are in fact Tostitos, but Im just a dreamer. They will never exist again. Hostess Taquitos are destroyed my corporate takeover."
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
no prob mate, dilb3 is a masterpiece, always happy to pass it on
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
FROMAGE MORDANT. God, I love Canada.
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
Can I read that as "Dead cheese"? I know it's not the translation but :D
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
Zesty is the best. I didn't realize it was a regional thing.
― smash williams, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mj3TwOJaIggd_ltR_6-SZfg/140.jpg +1 write-in vote for sweet chilli heat http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mj3TwOJaIggd_ltR_6-SZfg/140.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
i want to try all of these except what is X13-D?
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
oh it's.. experimental flavors?
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/doritos-x-13d.jpg
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
man, i bought a bag of spicy nacho when i was out at lunch and now i feel ripped off -- the "spice" is NEGLIGIBLE AT BEST.
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
friend brought a bag of INTENSE PICKLE doritos over tonight
it was... intense
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
The best I've had were the Black Pepper Jack. That's the only flavor I've ever had an active craving for.
The cheeseburger ones are creepy because they managed to pretty accurately synthesize the flavor of a McDonald's cheeseburger. But in chip form. Which is weird.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
I gave in to a sudden Cool Ranch craving last year at the supermarket and bought a bag. But after about two handfuls it started to taste like some kind of cleaning chemicals, so I threw it away. I can still get with the Nacho Cheese (especially in some kinda party snack mix), but beyond that I think this is one of those things that growing up has ruined for me.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
voted cool ranch but only cuz spicy sweet chili isn't an option.
― balls, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 14 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
rigged from the start
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
I have never knowingly consumed a Dorito 2
wtf
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 14 November 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
i love that it leaves open the possibility that someone may have tricked them into eating a Dorito
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
"this ice cream tastes... weird"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
banality of democracy rears its head once again.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
Cool Ranch, man i bet if you people voted for best sex position you'd be all like "OOOOOOO MISSIONARY"
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
Last Call Jalapeno Popper
this and the mcdonalds cheesburger flavor are p good (wellllll) and u used to be able to get three bags for $7 at a place near my old apt
― 808 Police State (Lamp), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link