spicy sweet chili are the best i think but maybe its just cause ive had them way less than the standard 2. all the other non-standard flavors i've tried have been bad except BBQ
― ciderpress, Monday, 7 November 2011 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
OG
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 7 November 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7bwbl6UHU8
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 November 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link
In the UK they call Cool Ranch "Cool Original"!
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 7 November 2011 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
Also, yeah - no http://www.candyjester.co.uk/images/products/thumbs/res_rd_DORITOS_Spicy_Nacho.jpg no cred
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 7 November 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
I hadn't seen past Dilbert 2, thx tamtam
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link
Assume the Taco flavour is like our plain salted ones? They're far the best anyway.
― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
I used to fiend for Taco Doritios, well before the Cool Ranch era.
― ███★★★███ (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
can't vote in this poll in good conscience as my two all-time favourites are not included, i guess they are a canadian thing
zesty cheese (originally under the "taquitos" brand umbrella) - these were singlehandedly responsible from turning me from a skinny child into a chubby adolescent
i literally took this picture last week:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/383076_10150445416075996_632665995_10933432_1668816049_n.jpg
TANDOORI SIZZLER (mentioned in that "35 doritos from around the world" thing) - so so good. gold bag, gold flavour. gold memories. (no photo)
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
zesty cheese are like NUCLEAR orange, and the flavour powder is caked so so thick
― Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:37 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
what the hell
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
interesting quote from some doritos fan site or something:
"Yes it was Hostess Taquitos with the mouse on the bag. Problem is, todays zesty cheese doritos are nowhere near as cheesy and tasty. Problem is, orignal Taquitos used more real cheddar, hence, obviously replaced with artificial flavours. Sometimes I can close my eyes with Zety Cheese Doritos and pretend that they are in fact Tostitos, but Im just a dreamer. They will never exist again. Hostess Taquitos are destroyed my corporate takeover."
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, November 7, 2011 7:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
no prob mate, dilb3 is a masterpiece, always happy to pass it on
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
FROMAGE MORDANT. God, I love Canada.
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 7 November 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
Can I read that as "Dead cheese"? I know it's not the translation but :D
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 November 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
Zesty is the best. I didn't realize it was a regional thing.
― smash williams, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mj3TwOJaIggd_ltR_6-SZfg/140.jpg +1 write-in vote for sweet chilli heat http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mj3TwOJaIggd_ltR_6-SZfg/140.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 7 November 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
i want to try all of these except what is X13-D?
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
oh it's.. experimental flavors?
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/doritos-x-13d.jpg
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
man, i bought a bag of spicy nacho when i was out at lunch and now i feel ripped off -- the "spice" is NEGLIGIBLE AT BEST.
― enchilada sauce (get bent), Monday, 7 November 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
whoever came up with the name "tacos at midnight" deserves a congressional medal
― blank, Monday, 7 November 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
friend brought a bag of INTENSE PICKLE doritos over tonight
it was... intense
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
The best I've had were the Black Pepper Jack. That's the only flavor I've ever had an active craving for.
The cheeseburger ones are creepy because they managed to pretty accurately synthesize the flavor of a McDonald's cheeseburger. But in chip form. Which is weird.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
I gave in to a sudden Cool Ranch craving last year at the supermarket and bought a bag. But after about two handfuls it started to taste like some kind of cleaning chemicals, so I threw it away. I can still get with the Nacho Cheese (especially in some kinda party snack mix), but beyond that I think this is one of those things that growing up has ruined for me.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
voted cool ranch but only cuz spicy sweet chili isn't an option.
― balls, Sunday, 13 November 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 14 November 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
rigged from the start
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
I have never knowingly consumed a Dorito 2
wtf
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 14 November 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
i love that it leaves open the possibility that someone may have tricked them into eating a Dorito
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
"this ice cream tastes... weird"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link
banality of democracy rears its head once again.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 14 November 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
Cool Ranch, man i bet if you people voted for best sex position you'd be all like "OOOOOOO MISSIONARY"
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
Last Call Jalapeno Popper
this and the mcdonalds cheesburger flavor are p good (wellllll) and u used to be able to get three bags for $7 at a place near my old apt
― 808 Police State (Lamp), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
like the cheeseburger one but it's Spicy Sweet Chili for me. which unfortunately seems to be the Ralph Nader of this poll
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 02:59 (twelve years ago) link
cheeseburger:
1st chip: wow it tastes like mcdonalds2nd chip: *barf*
― virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 November 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
the Mountain Dew one was probably the last time I've bought a bag of chips and threw it out while it was 95% full
― no jesus, no piece (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
i party on the cool ranch sometimes, i just wish there was more representation here
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
It has been brought to my attention today that my hatred or, at least, dislike of Doritos is tantamount to being insane or communist or both. I mean, I knew lots of people liked Doritos, but I was unaware EVERYONE liked Doritos.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link
you are not insane, nor a communist Johnny Fever.
YOU ARE A WAR CRIMINAL.
Guards! SEIZE HIM!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
If you don't like Doritos you just haven't had the right flavor. Though I'm with you if the dislike is for the plain old Nacho Cheese ones.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Even I like Doritos. I'm afraid we're going to have to forcibly re-educate you.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I like regular old corn tortilla chips alright (though they aren't my first snacking choice), but Doritos are ruined with all these dusty coatings and shitty flavors. No thanks!
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
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― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
man maybe it's just because i am too broke to buy doritos with a clear conscience but i could really go for some doritos
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
Fact: I have never eaten a Dorito of any kind.
― quincie, Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
i could eat an entire bag right now. just strap it to my face like i'm a horse.
― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 3 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
nacho cheese is prob my fav overall chip
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link