There's already these guys http://revhq.com/store.revhq?Page=search&Id=KNIF01&F=1
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Labour MP for Perry Barr in Birmingham, Khalid Mahmood, said: "Weapons like this are absolutely disgraceful and there is no reason at all why people should be walking around the streets with them.
"There should be high-profile operations and high-profile arrests against anybody caught with them. The way to tackle the wider issue of knife crime is with effective community policing, which the West Midlands force does very well.
"The Met could pick up on the lessons from West Midlands Police in its excellent community work in places like Handsworth, Aston and Lozells."
for fuck's sake. this out-viz-es viz. what a complete and utter tit.
― grimly fiendish, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
At least some people are looking on the bright side,
"This weapon maybe put to good use against terrorists and other warmongers.
- Dutchkins, Manchester"
― Ste, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought we already did this? Mu memory is failing. Anyways it's supposed to be for up close with a bear, right? If you are this close to an angry bear maybe you shouldn't be out on your own.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 21 July 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
major lozells
― Just got offed, Monday, 21 July 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, look what it does to a watermelon! http://www.waspknife.com/video_watermelon.php
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 21 July 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
The WASP Injector Knife is ideally used as a: - Diving Knife - Hunting Knife - Tactical Knife
What is a tactical knife, he asks, fearing he already knows the answer.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 21 July 2008 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
omfg...
It is silent when used and highly effective in close quarters urban combat. The WASP is ideally suited for:
* Special Ops Troops (Land or Sea) * Downed Pilots Stranded In Open Water or Remote Forests * Military Survival Kits * S.W.A.T. and Special Police * Security Guards
SECURITY GUARDS!
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 21 July 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
And in other news, why I hate the DM distilled into one comment...
Under the headline 'English in Portimao to Protect Secrecy', the newspaper Correio da Manha claimed two Leicestershire officers tried to stop information - including results of a DNA test on a sample from the McCanns' Renault Scenic hire car - from being made public. ------------------- If this is true there is something very dark going on, let's hope the real truth emerges soon. Chris - I SO agree with your statement. If these DNA results are so unimportant, why the need to try and prevent the public from ever seeing this? I pray Madeleine will be found safe, but my fear has always been she died that night - if she did, she is safe now in the loving arms of God.
- Katrina, Memphis, USA, 20/7/2008 16:42
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Why I hate the DM distilled into one part of one coment...
If this is true If this is true If this is true If this is true If this is true If this is true If this is true If this is true
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 21 July 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,428544,00.html
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 6 October 2008 09:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Fox News accuses Daily Mail of ripping off "story" Fox News copped from mentalist hate-blogs say what now?
― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 October 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
His son is working for the Daily MailIt's a steady job,being a Fox News plageriser...FOX NEWS PLAGERISER!
― snoball, Monday, 6 October 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope Fox News hasn't been running any stories about Muslim nursery teachers who preach hate to our young children whilst ruining the housing market.
― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 October 2008 09:35 (fifteen years ago) link
No it's been all about so-called asylum hedge fund managers intent on ruining innocent Dr Liam Fox.
― Checking My French, Checking-Checking My French (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 6 October 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I had that Bill O'Reilly in the back of me cab once.
― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 October 2008 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
He didn't leave much of a tip either not like Wendy Richard national treasure Gawd bless her...
― Checking My French, Checking-Checking My French (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 6 October 2008 09:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Bodies of the dead not being buried in echo of Winter of Discontent as effects of credit crunch spread across Britain
Apart from the fact that people receive the money after the burial and therefore bodies of the dead are being buried this story is completely true.
― Any cook should be able to run the country. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081348/Can-black-Jesus-escape-assassins-bullet.html
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Not that they'd want an assassin to shoot him, oh no, not at all.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Is this paper like the UK's version of the National Enquirer? (not sure if that reference will cross the "" "" ""pond""")
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link
no.
― remorseful prober (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
at least, not intentionally.
You should start a poll thread asking people to decide whether or not they think the editorial staff of the Daily Mail would actually support the assassination of Barack Obama
xxxp
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link
National Enquirer's influence has filtered into most UK tabloids and gossip mags, I think, but there isn't a directly equivalent publication
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Why can't his neighbours obtain some sort of legal remedy in respect of the nuisance they have to face with the Secret Service. Surely people have a right to unfettered access and enjoyment of their own homes?- Chris Palmer, Southampton, 29/10/2008 4:44
- Chris Palmer, Southampton, 29/10/2008 4:44
Protect him by all means but not in my back yard!
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link
hmmm, New York Post then. What a weird tone that article has
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD YOU FECKIN DUMB LAWRENCE WELK FANS" is the message that needs to be emphasised here.
― Doreen, Dorset (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Take that, cunts
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
how ironic, the mail falsely accusing someone of racism!!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Gary Barlow's lawyer already on the case
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I could be a regular on an "edgy" BBC gameshow
― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
..what a waste....
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I couldn't. I wouldn't get to write my own lines, for a start.
― The answer is NOT Volkswagen (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:07 (fifteen years ago) link
8 out of 10 challops
― Davina McCall's knickers (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Marco Materazzi, Cavaliere Ufficiale OMRI, let's call him by his name.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 11:09 (fifteen years ago) link
"I was tugging his shirt, he said to me 'if you want my shirt so much I'll give it to you afterwards,' and I answered that I'd prefer his sister," he said.
that ought to have been a 3 month suspension without pay.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093898/Poor-white-boys-lagging-schoolmates-GCSE.html
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 December 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
This has been a long time coming. There is a lot of help for ethnic minority children in school and for girls, but the boys have no choice but to lag. The lack of male teachers to properly discipline them, is also a worrying factor.Click to rate Rating 32
- Jenny, UK, 11/12/2008 17:01
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1133142/New-BBC-taste-row-police-probe-Jonathan-Ross-stand-Jo-Brands-anti-BNP-joke.html
Love the shoe-horning in of Jonathan Ross for extra "oh noes the moral fibre of this nation is being eroded by Friday night telly" bullshit.
Brand is an out an out NuLabour supporter and by being that, she has supported the social destruction of this country.Click to rate Rating 268 - Richard, Ivybridge, UK, 01/2/2009 08:41
― ailsa, Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Last night the BNP’s Simon Darby said: ‘The BNP is technically an ethnic group and, under Section 26 of the Race Relations Act, we would suggest there are grounds that an offence of incitement to commit racial harassment has been committed.’
Technically.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
The Daily Mail on the side of right, as always.
Is it really worth siding with the BNP just to get at the BBC / Jonathan Ross / ZaNuLiArBore?
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Get ready for the Big Freeze: Britain set to see heaviest snow fall since 2003
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
a quarter of an inch overnight then?
― snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
which then melts by 11AM?
― snoball, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link
One-armed presenter is scaring children, parents tell BBC
― James Mitchell, Monday, 23 February 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link
That comments thread is pretty much 100% behind the presenter, incidentally.
― David Bentley: Rhythm Ace (Matt DC), Monday, 23 February 2009 11:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Given that no "parents" are actually named it smells like the usual Dacre brew.
I wonder how many more "complaints" will be added to the nine which already existed before the Mail decided to stir it up because it was a Good Story and Shows The BBC In A Negative Light.
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 23 February 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
as is the tone of the article, too
xp
― lex pretend, Monday, 23 February 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Hopefully the increasing Come-Off-It-The-Mail response may persuade Dacre that banging on with this particular dead horse isn't going to win him any more circulation figures.
― Bernard Braden Misreads Stephen Leacock (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 23 February 2009 11:57 (fifteen years ago) link