"Mostly douche" is the new "not OTM"
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link
Best sentence fragment ever: As Fancy dies on the street, a midget witch
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link
I believe this will work out better if John Justen and Fluffy Bear drink it, then watch it.
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link
Fluffy I was just about to award the the whole sentence Best Sentence Ever - I think you're missing a trick by leaving out the parentheses:
As Fancy dies on the street, a midget witch (whom he did a favor to by handing her a beer earlier in the night) tries to do something to save him.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula's castle. The frightened villagers have been preyed upon for generations. Steven is stunned to discover Carla, the innkeeper's daughter looks identical to his dead girlfriend. When she begs for his assistance against the vampire, he agrees to help them. Together with Dr. Van Helsing, the most famous vampire killer of all time, he attacks Dracula using a variety of ingenious weapons against the supernatural. Dracula shows unusual powers that defeat them at every turn, including fireballs and lightning from his fingertips. He is constantly on a search for blood to satisfy his centuries-old bickering brides. When Dracula kidnaps Carla right out of her bed, Steven and Van Helsing desperately try to kill him before it is too late.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link
I wouldn't commission it but you've got to admit that's pretty standard.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
yeh, it's no "I Accidentally Domed Your Son"
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link
I just found "Die Hard Dracula", "Identity Crisis" "Grad Night" on Netflix.
I think I will probably be terribly sorry about this decision.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah, i posted it because it seemed so obvious. like i could come up with a much much better "Die Hard Dracula" than that description.
http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/live_free_or_die_hard.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
die hard dracula doesn't really even sound like a comedy.
― max, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahah german fried movie
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Taylor Negron is very funny
I can believe this part, though.
― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm not.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
I would always stare at the case of Identity Crisis at the video rental store and feel very unsettled.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link
When are we doing this? I think I Accidentally Domed Your Son will be first.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm out of town this weekend, so we'll have to work around that.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Bio-Dome should be there.
-- Tuomas, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
crazy talk! bio-dome is awesome
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
big momma's house
― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link
Tonight,
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00013RBPS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
happens.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Liveblog.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link
YEP.
Here, or on a new thread? HOW MANY "FLUFFY BEAR DOES THIS" THREADS DO IT TAKE TO BRAEK INTERNET?
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
so excited, you guys!
― kenan, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
They play Domed on Starz in Black all the time, son.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
We're doing this tonight. Do we start a new thread?
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
No.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Erstwhile former poster Helltime Producto has just toldme he's seen IADYS 1.75 times:
Basically I guess Kurupt had like $700 he needed to get rid of real quick so he and his friends whipped it together. It's painfully stupid and bad. It like goes around the "so bad it's good" to "so bad it's unbearable" cycle like 4 or 5 times over.
― TOMBOT, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
John, it's not to late to back out.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM STRONG LIKE BULL.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
AND DUMB LIKE BOX OF ROCKS
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Minnesota pride.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
MOSTLY DRUNK.
xpost that too.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS I HOPE YOU HAVE DRINKS TO DRINK
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
We'll be starting early.
xpost John, of course I am implying myself as well.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, we'll be good and drunk before we even start watching it. Sort of like an innoculation of liquid stupidity to soften the blow.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
If you drink enough, you won't even remember it.
― kenan, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
But you will have liveblogged about it, so your duty will be done.
― kenan, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
We may not be live-blogging, but instead typing as we watch and posting in the morning. Our choice of local is still yet ot be decided.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I've tried watching IADYS at least three times, but with each attempt my brain goes numb and I have no memory of the experience.
― marmotwolof, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
You guys need to post this to I Love Film!
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Also: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0266697/
Why is this man named Dick Fancy????
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Why ask why.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I hear Vincent Gallo's been trying to get him in one of his films.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
The Brown Bunny 2 starring Vincent Gallo and "Dick Fancy"
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread is killing me
― Jordan, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"I Accidentally Domed Your Son" just makes me think of unintentional blowjobs.
2x
The Brown Bunny 2: Fancy That
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Dick Fancy is the muffin guy from Seinfeld
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
BECAUSE DOG FANCY AND CAT FANCY WERE ALREADY TAKEN
― TOMBOT, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I feel pretty strongly about live-blogging this, if only in order to live-share-my-pain.
― John Justen, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't want to force you guys to do anything, but liveblogging could be hysterical and awesome
― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm in touch with my vas deferens.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
For god's sake, FB, try to at least wait until you've left work.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
figures (xpost)
― HI DERE, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
guys, crazy straw != penis. not at all alike. one might even say there is a VAS DEFERENS between a crazy straw and a penis.
― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"Da Hip Hop Witch"
Genre: Action / Comedy / Horror
Plot: 5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.
Starring
Eminem Ja Rule Pras Vanilla Ice Mobb Deep
etc etc
Da Hip Hop Witch is quite an achievement in modern film making. Not only was it *not* released by New Concorde, it manages to make every movie I've ever seen that much better. You know how it is. You'll find yourself watching a crappy German movie with a dog taking a crap on a boat while some orchestral score rises in the background, and you'll turn to your friend, chuckle, and say, "Hey, at least it ain't Da Hip Hop Witch!"
Bad paste from imdb. I really hope that someone else has seen this??
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
ok I thought you were just making shit up but how did it escape me for 7 years that Eminem and Vanilla Ice have starred in a movie together?
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
omg that sounds insane.
xpost to elmo - hahaha
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
User Rating: 1.7/10User Comments: It Leaps from the TV and Kills Your Soul (more)
User Comments: It Leaps from the TV and Kills Your Soul (more)
YES!!!!!
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread already rules and no movies have even been watched yet. HIGH HOPES GUYS.
― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a scene where Eminem(I think) rambles on for a good ten minutes about how the witch turned his dick green. It's surreal to tell you the least.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ALSO:John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
From a Norwegian page.. Some rental-outlet-shit-thingy.
"Da Hip Hop Witch is a sharp and witty parody[....]And shows some of Hip-Hop's most excellent artists[....]Lot's of "phat" rap and exhilarating scenes with streams of unforgettable one-liners.[....]It also manages to comment on more serious subjects like artistic authenticity and the right(Obviously Eminems right) to a make a unique cultural addition to something something."
They lost me at the end.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Surely you guys will get nominated for some kind of ILX martyrdom, right?
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I think we're well past that at this point.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, well, I don't think there's such a thing as ILX sainthood, dude.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
cf:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, so if there were such a thing...
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is AWESOME!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
According to its trailer, "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" was "the coolest hip-hop comedy of the winter".
Such a modest boast!
What were the other hip-hop comedies of the winter of 2003-2004?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 28 May 2022 07:19 (two years ago) link