He wants to make sure you're not fake.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Chaki wants to have a Matterhorn goat horn-locking showdown w/him?
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought we established abbott was just alba in drag?
― czn, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Rock Hardy, Monday, November 19, 2007 2:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
does anyone find these jokes funny?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i would like an ask theviceroy thread for advice on how to net cute girls if you're a nerd
― Heave Ho, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link
pfffsh, should I care if they do? (xpost)
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
why for you make stupid posts then?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Heave Ho he seems pretty uncomfortable with that idea, and he was far from ever being a player.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
chaki's getting hilariously, obliviously meta here
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Are you well, Chaki?
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
kind of out of it. crazy weekend.
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
do you think id ever be obliviously meta?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I have no fucking idea! You're like bizarro chaki on this thread for the most part.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont understand
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
VERY MUCH IN CHARACTER if you ask me
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
BIZZARO CHAKI WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH
― Mr. Que, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Getting pissed at the whole "xxx is fake meme" is not what I expected!
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
abott is a dear darling funny girl <3, sometimes she sounds sad and i want to make her a nice dinner or something, look after her for a bit.
― estela, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
There is nothing that endears me faster to a person than when they make or buy me food. You are a kind women estela.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
i didnt get pissed i was asking if anyone found those jokes funny.
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I really really don't.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
and then i asked him why he would make a dumb post if it wasnt to be funny. its all right up there ^^^
kiss and make up guys
― max, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
shake hands chaki?
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link
are we fighting? wtf is going on here?
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think we are! I didn't think we were. The reason I ask for a handshake is I'd like to sell you some insurance.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i am shaking your hand right now!
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
kiss and make out guys
― jeff, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought Rock's post was humorous, maybe not LOL.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Would you like to buy some insurance.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Abbott = A BOT???????
j/k
― dan m, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Abbott threads are generally ones which I am attracted to and find both enjoyable and entertaining to read. even if i rarely make a contribution which is why she has no idea who da f I am :(
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I actually found the joke funny!
Just for the record, like.
― nabisco, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
jeff and dan m's posts were OKAY
― chaki, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Dued I know who you are Up 2 11.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Abbott's OK, but I am still holding out for Costello.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
The rest of this thread can be dedicated to the weird dude who is the third GIS result for "abbott", y/n?
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/3861/imageuploadimageet6.jpg
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, he's not just a weird dude, he's the Australian Health Minister!
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link
and costello is the australian treasurer
― electricsound, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.abbott-tach.com/Welcome_files/Abbott-logoXLG.png
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link
abort
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Heave Ho he seems pretty uncomfortable with that idea, and he was far from ever being a player. I don't wanna be a player, I'm a serious guy that aims marraige
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link
the more abbott threads the bettah! <3
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link
im not a playa i just crush a lot
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/qu/thumb/d/d9/Runa_chaki.gif/300px-Runa_chaki.gif
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Help think of a fake name for Abbott as she's going to draw furry pr0n and sell it on eBay
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Well the key is Heave Ho I just hit on him a lot until about after two months he realized I was srsly constantly hitting on him and maybe meant it.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link
You know, despite Chaki's kvetching, there are only 2 abbott threads on the New Answers page right now. Personally, I wish there were more.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan threads (of semen)
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
ew.
Hey, the only threads I've started recently were about Blood Meridian (decidedly unsexy) and The Chipettes (please don't tell me if that one inspires anything semen-related).
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
joeks <3
― chaki, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
We should really look at all the world's people spinning in graves as a viable way to power turbines & have a clean, if mouldering, renewable energy resource.
-- Abbott, Saturday, January 12, 2008 10:07 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Saturday, 12 January 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link
<3 abbott (kinda nuts)
― chaki, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
awww, it's so true.
― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
-- en i see kay, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 12:44 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
No longer, thank god. He is still an incredibly dickheaded fucknut though.
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I hope he is now just a man who walks around with a grimace and no shirt, rocking the portable sphygmomanometer.
― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
And by dickheaded fucknut I mean properly deranged callous ignorant stupid impetuous little bastard.
xp Hopefully. That grimace is welded on btw.
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I come up to Abbott and rub her shoulders and back while she's on the computer, and then she posts another thread...
― Viceroy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Perhaps we could find a way to power turbines with prunes.
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 January 2008 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
harting u dawg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 January 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link
is it pretty much a given that everyone on ILX has a crush on Abbott, including GOD and a puppy?
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 January 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I have no idea how the hell that happened.
― Abbott, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
we all wish we were tombot
― chaki, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link
hahaha
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 13 January 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude you stole that joke
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
from what?
― Abbott, Monday, 14 January 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link
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finally someone to make the missing inane chatter threads
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link