I'm drunk!

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Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 08:15 (twelve years ago) link

REINDEER BUTT MAGNETS!!!

sarahel, Saturday, 12 November 2011 08:28 (twelve years ago) link

I think we should revisit these ideas in the cold sober reality of the morning. The reindeer butt magnets could work!

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

my doctor told me to stop drinking - yet here i am, drunk. that fiendish devil alcohol!

messiahwannabe, Saturday, 12 November 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

everywhere i look my angel is broken
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
everywhere i look my angel is broken!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohahhhhhahhhahhh
everywhere i look my angel is broken!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
everywhere i look my angel is broken!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooohiohhhahhhahhhhh

Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXjqkcq3mNI

this is pretty much it for tonight

Z S, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

happy birthday, aaron!!!
― luna (luna.c)

tuom tuom club (buzza), Monday, 14 November 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/dondurito/nicotheband-lunacy-1.jpg

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I'VE BEEN DRUNK FOR THE LAST 90 DAYS

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

everyone on this borad is AFRAID to particpate

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

I AINT SKEERED AH U

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'm completely trashed

Ed Love (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

fine you want to sequester me in this thread?

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

almost there! one bottle of wine down now onto high life!

JacobSanders, Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:40 (twelve years ago) link

Geez I get drunk mos nights get with the PROGRAM, ZACH!

thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

Grateful Dead wine + Wildflowers: New York Loft Jazz 1976 = YAY

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 January 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

hai

donna rouge, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:03 (twelve years ago) link

not super-drunk but buzzed. record just ended, too lazy to get up and put on a new one

donna rouge, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOSARRZiC2g

i don't want to get hyperbolic, but could 2:00-2:40 of that be...THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME?!?!!!?!??!!?!

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's nice to be drunk on a sunday night and not feel guilty for once

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

Kubla Khan to thread!

And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

Aimless, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

wkiw kubla khan

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

at least until he started killing people and flipping out

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

Kubla, Khan and Ollie

human trash (buzza), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

^ irl lol

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 16 January 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

sup

mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not drunk.

Je55e, Monday, 16 January 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

oh hai

donna rouge, Friday, 27 January 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

no you are

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

it woudlnt' be good to check but tha'ts probably the 8th or 89th time i've made that joke itt

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

i just sb'd myself on accident

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

i have accidentally almost sb'ed a lot of ppl here because i keep clicking on the SB link instead of bookmark

NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT THO NOPE

donna rouge, Friday, 27 January 2012 06:58 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not drunk.

Je55e, Friday, 27 January 2012 08:19 (twelve years ago) link

so at some point i just straight up fell asleep at my laptop last night

******WINNER*******

donna rouge, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha
yeah, i managed to make it to bed, but with shoes and bulky headphones still on

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Friday, 27 January 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

so at some point i just straight up fell asleep at my laptop last night

******WINNER*******

― donna rouge, Friday, January 27, 2012 12:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3 this

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 January 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

psst hewy cmere i wanna talk about racims

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

i've run oot, sorry

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

salrightj im, bnored of it onw anyway

teaky frigger (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 January 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

K so I'm tipsy. Went to a brew n view double feature and now seeing of friends will meet me out. Having a G & T at the shady gogo bar and getting sleeeepy. Wanna party prob gonna sleepy.

Je55e, Sunday, 29 January 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

HIIIIIII

mh, Sunday, 29 January 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

I just drank a lot of scotch after weeks of little drinking and watched 50/50 which is a sad movie about a guy my age having cancer and I texted a friend ridiculous text messages

hi

mh, Sunday, 29 January 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

raise shand

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 29 January 2012 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

what started as an innocent day going to art galleries ended up as yeah hi

donna rouge, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

LET'S JUST TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO EVERYTHING

GO AWAY

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

i don't feel drunk but i'm prolly a bit drunk

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not really that drunk either but this is the only thread where i can talk about flamethrowers so carpe diem or noctem

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

carpe flamethower imo

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

woo hoo

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

*HIGH FIVE*

SEIZE THE DAY

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link


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