2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

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omg lol on every possible level

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

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Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah

Nicole, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

roffle

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

really do not want to see Santorum take his thong off and his ass go boom

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

lmao nicole

lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

Lotsa luck, Newtie!

Campaigning in New Hampshire today, Newt promised potential voters at a town hall that he would personally pay a visit to the NAACP and explain to the organization why African Americans need to ditch food stamps.

“I will go to the NAACP convention, and explain to the African-American community why they should demand paychecks instead of food stamps,” said Gingrich.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

oh dear god

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

IT'S YURP FREMMA NEPPA VENETTE

http://newsone.com/files/2012/01/Santorum-real-640.jpg

IT'S YURP FREMMA NEPPA VENETTE

COME ON

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

newt supports reparations, honestly wouldnt have guessed that

lag∞n, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

haha is newt endorsing labor keynesianism then?

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

newt supports reparations, honestly wouldnt have guessed that

wait waht?

plz plz plz go to the NAACP Newt

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

omg pp!

horseshoe, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's almost impossible to describe how much I want Newt to actually do this. I don't want him to even be invited. I want him to crash the convention, stroll to the podium and say that exact thing.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

lolhammer

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

so i wonder where he'll go to explain to white people that they need to "ditch food stamps"

2012 republican presidential nominee II: Hot, Ready and Legal! (will), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

[Santorum] is the first challenger to be plausibly presidential: knowledgeable, articulate, experienced, of stable character and authentic ideology.

Meh, one out of five ain't bad, I guess.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

so i wonder where he'll go to explain to white people that they need to "ditch food stamps"

Waterville Valley?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

MY PRESIDENT IS BLAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffh9xDf2S9c

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

"Ahab is loose in New Hampshire, stalking his great white Mitt"--I like that, even though I get the feeling Newt's supposed apoplexy has cooled.

clemenza, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

lol ship

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

blah thought

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

blah like me

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

say it lou
I'm blah and and I'm prou

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

i will atta
and you don't want tha

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

Never was the same once Ozzy left.

http://theflockcafe.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bored_in_church.jpg

pplains, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ on fah

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

i see a red door and i want it painted... bleuah!!

^ job creator

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

i left a comment on that shannen coffin post... nothing has appeared yet hmmmmmmmm

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

damn, mooks went viral again on tumblr

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

paint the white house blah

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

this whole story... i can't even. the trolling is getting very arch

[Approved commenter] Hardcastle
: 01/06/12 11:31
I don't think hSantorum's words are a big deal, but it is simply a lie to keep repeating that he said "black people."

[Approved commenter] RYANT.
: 01/06/12 11:47
What did he say then Hardcastle?

I mean I know the libs play dirty and I'm happy to be corrected.

But, what could he have said to let his critics allege he said "black people"?

[Approved commenter] Hardcastle
: 01/06/12 11:52
"Bligh."

[Approved commenter] RYANT.
: 01/06/12 12:07

The liberals turned "Bligh" into "Black people"?

Crazy, but I shouldn't be surprised:

They tried to link Romney to the KKK because he said "Let's keep America, America."

Liberals are scum and it is a shame they control the news media.

On another note: i wish Santorum would've clarified that when Sean Hannity asked him about it. He seemed not to recall what he said, and seemed very confused by the question.

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

i cant keep track of whos being serious where

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

i know, right?

"it is a shame they control the news media"

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

bligh people

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

nro commenters have entered their mannerist phase

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

PPG
: 01/06/12 12:03

I think all you need to look at is the black man standing behind Santorum. He puts his head down, and as soon as Santorum says the word in question, his head pops up. (Best view is 1m55s on this video External Link ). The reaction of the only black man in the room is enough evidence for me. He has a boom mic and professional headphones and can probably hear Santorum better than anyone else. Watch and see. That is if all the racists here don't faint in surprise at the sight of a black man earning his own money for himself and/or his family.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

LOL

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

MJM22
: 01/06/12 11:37

Before watching it, I wanted to believe he said it, or stopped himself halfway through the word. I couldn't wait to hear him saying "black." But I don't hear it. I have to admit, he stumbled. On his way to saying "people's lives" he contracted it to "plai--" with a soft p, backed up and started again. If he had started to say "black" there would have been some kind of "oops" registration on his face, which there is not. Not even a flicker. So, either he's the greatest actor on the planet or he stumbled over "people's lives."

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ this is the only halfway plausible "he didn't say black" argument I've seen

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

has anyone interviewed The Only Black Man in the Room

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

The dogwshitle tradition, though, dictates that getting ppl off welfare or food stamps or whatever is only brought up in the context of race. It's both a deflection from the Small Govmnt/States' Rights tradition that took over the GOP w/Reagan and a disculpatory sleight of hand to the racists backing the GOP that, 'No, it's the patronizing Democrats who are the real racists, not you.'

Why else would he even have brought it up like that?

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

At least Newt does this blatantly but then I guess he kind of revels in pissing ppl off sanctimoniously.

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

what he did is what i've done hundreds of time with peoples' names that i suddenly find myself unsure about.

i'm about to go all "hey, BETTY" and suddenly realize that might not be the name i ought to be using - i get the fear - some little cashew of brain matter seizes up, trying to protect me - and i go "hey, BETthe----*** -- WHAT'S UP" like that is just a normal fucking way to talk or something.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Uh:

Unlike New Hampshire, where Molly Ball showed how hard it can be for a values candidate to make a connection, South Carolina is a land where mixing in some ol’ time religion into your stump speech is very much appreciated in a lot of places. In addition, the state is home to a lot of veterans and active-duty military. Perry is a vet himself, and can speak their language, too.

The combo went down very well for Perry in South Carolina in months past. In August, I spent a couple days following Perry around the state. He was so famous back then a guy literally stopped on his way to pick up his wife who was going into labor to have her talk to Perry on a cell phone.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

Meanwhile:

Appearing before a largely youthful crowd in Dublin, NH, Rick Santorum reiterated his staunch opposition to the repeal of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.” When asked by an audience member how he reconciles his small government orthodoxy with anti-gay rights positions, Santorum suggested that the reversal of the policy has opened the door for individuals who will undermine the strength of the United States military:

"I would say that serving in the military is not a right; it's a privilege. Not everyone is selected. People are chosen based on who will make us the best fighting force in the world, and I don't think that includes those who are openly homosexual."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

At the end of the day, I don't think it really matters whether Santorum said "black people" or "blah people" or "pligh people" or whatever. We shouldn't have to study one mangled word under a microscope to try to determine if someone is a racist or not. Even if he clearly said "black people", would that be conclusive proof of racism? After all, couldn't he have misspoke? Weirder brain-farts have happened. I think there's got to be better evidence than one Youtube gotcha moment to indicate a politician's attitudes on race (or anything else for that matter).

o. nate, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link


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