are all tv chefs totally obnoxious twats?

a newspaper, three onions and a sandwich

Worst Ready Steady Cook basket ever.

... hey I'm sure those guys could whip up something with that, with Ainsley's good-natured prompting

like saying sorry and booking some sessions with a psychotherapist

.. well if it works for homeless people and single mothers on council estates and benefits scroungers

Ainsley would say "What are you like?"

(aoap)

apparently years ago Stuart Hall (hammy eccentric radio football match reporter) was nicked for shoplifting sausages and cheese and when people saw him in the street they would shout SASUAGES!! at him, to which he would reply "you forgot the CHEESE!" in his Stuart Hall voice

What did people shout at Richard Madeley?
(apart from the usual "You C***!" that is)

years ago Stuart Hall (hammy eccentric radio football match reporter) was nicked for shoplifting sausages and cheese

What was his defence because nobody would buy the "I'm so depressed" routine from Stuart Hall would they?

apparently, the police said in their statement that the joker was played too late.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/down-with-chef-worship-1795061446

Chef's Table is the absolute worst.

it's a good idea but just really really boring

dan barber is a really interesting dude with tons of cool ideas and his episode was boring as fuck

This professional chef going off at a Donal Skehan video is great.

https://www.facebook.com/philip.thompson.14289/posts/10210021597085020

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/dining/rachael-ray-cooking.html

Still, there are surprises to discover at the compound she has carved out of the woods near Lake George. She has a zip line, and carts her 84-year-old mother around in a covered all-terrain vehicle that Guy Fieri gave her as a thank-you gift. Her favorite love poem was written by Charles Bukowski. His words, along with a Weezer set list and a painting by her friend Jacques Pépin, hang on her walls.