What is considered a "fat girl" these days? I really want to know.

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I'm really trying NOT to post Girls Aloud lyrics.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

Jesus man, Pavarotti has a hot girlfriend for the same reason Johnny Vegas probably does and Hugh Hefner has about ten of the buggers... because there are always women seduced by rich men who can provide them with lots of money. That's why an old billionairre on a wheelchair can pull Anna Nicole Smith but many of us young, healthy guys cannot.

It doesn't really work the other way around because men are simply far less likely to want an older/ unnattractive rich famous woman on their arm.

P.S. And how would people on INTERNET FORUMS know about Cameron Diaz's hygeine? That girl is so hot it doesn't really matter anyway surely because at the end of the day she can any bloke in the world.

C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago) link

Anything that has willingly touched Jared Leto can't have me, sorry.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

and ew, Timberlaken's mucky pawprints

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

I can handle an ex of Timberlake. Especially cuz that means she's tolerant of amateurish beatboxing.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

Sweet jesus, are we still debating aesthetic preference as if it were a moral issue? *yawn*

mouse, Friday, 16 July 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

we're debating whether Justin Timberlake's exes are damaged goods for life. I vote no (unless they cried him a river).

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

I like how my crack about 11-year-old boys turned into some semiserious thing. My personal views are in synch with these posts:

WOMEN ARE SEXY FULL STOP.
The fat ones, the skinny ones, the short ones, the tall ones. A skinny girl IS NOT ACTUALLY A 10-YEAR OLD BOY. Sexiness encompasses physical beauty but is not limited to it, and is in the eye of the beholder. Y'all are acting Fark.

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...), July 16th, 2004 12:11 PM. (later)

and

But yeah, I think that anyone who has anything for any type of specific body is a bit creepy. I get a bit creeped out at the thought of chubby chasers or whatevs.
-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), July 16th, 2004 1:29 PM. (later)

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

yes, well i wasn't even being slightly semi-serious about the going to a school yard thing.

dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

school's not even in right now - a playground is much beter idea.

dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

Is Jess really 6'6?

Symplistic (shmuel), Saturday, 17 July 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

ba-dum-bump

mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 17 July 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago) link

I love stomaches. This is weird, because generally I don't have a "type" of body that I fancy more than others, but when I'm in bed with a girl, there's nothing that I like more than a round stomach. You can call me a creep if you want to, Mandee. :)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

However, I've never even heard of a term like "chubby chaser", I just don't like skinny girls. I hope there's nothing wrong with me...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

Every time someone revives this thread - which was created in a particularly anguished time period for the creator - I feel like killing myself. No one ever listens to my repeated requests to delete it.

Please make it stop.

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 17 July 2004 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

This thread has always been rather upsetting. Right now C-Man and Jon are pissing about but they're also being fucking hurtful, joke or no joke.

C-Man, I know you like acting like a dick to provoke a reaction, but you've too easy and audience. Go exorcise your talents on a different board. Preferably a really violent one.

Everybody else: Stop taking it all so seriously. Ignore this kind of bullshit! If it winds you up you're being suckered in and the joke's on you.

Also, Tuomas OTM.

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 17 July 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

Can someone please delete this thread? Who do I have to email? How many times do I have to ask ?

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 17 July 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.imomus.com/ebisufatty.jpeg

Momus (Momus), Saturday, 17 July 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

We have a work by who must be the same sculptor on campus. It is like a 15 foot tall statue of a very fat man in a funny hat with like a six-inch penis. They've tucked it away somewhere inconspicuous.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 17 July 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

They've tucked his penis away somewhere inconspicuous???

C J (C J), Saturday, 17 July 2004 06:35 (twenty years ago) link

Well, if we're talking about the scale here, a six inch penis on a 15ft tall man is......not a very big penis. It's probably sufficiently tucked in and of itself.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 17 July 2004 07:11 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, the penis is tiny to that scale, but it's the statue that's in a non-prominent area.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 17 July 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago) link

I wish I could find a better picture of it:

http://www1.umn.edu/umnnews/img/assets/4243/ex_040616_roman_warrior.jpg


I guess it doesn't look anything like the one that momus posted. I was remembering it darker and smoother.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 17 July 2004 07:15 (twenty years ago) link

Oh dear, I really should stop posting drunk. I don't even remember writing the stuff up there, hope I didn't sound snide or anything. I wish I hadn't moved to a flat with a computer and an Internet connection...

I agree with Dog Latin, C-Man and JW working in tandem was the last thing I wanted to witness too.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 11:33 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, wait, wait hold on a minute.... How the **FUCK** am I working with CMAN!!!! Just because I'm a jerk doesn't mean that I'm working wtih him. I was very tame here, you guys are fucking crazy hate filled fucktards if you think that.

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

yeh, i was drunk too.

dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

As hilarious as you may think your act is, Jon, and even though some ILXors seem to like it, I never found it funny. For me, "it's all just a joke" was never a good defense. You're not as bad as C-Man, true, which is why I hope you won't go down his way.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

I live to please you Tuomas!!!!!!!

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link

Jon, most people see you as being in the same league as Calum, if not quite at his level. If you're not happy with that... Does it really take this comparison to make you realise what a dick you can be?

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 17 July 2004 13:55 (twenty years ago) link

how could this entire thread have occurred without a link to

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

Vansi, Saturday, 17 July 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

Sometimes I think that Hollywood Eating Disorder standard for weight (think Gwenyth Paltrow) is mostly to impress women. While focusing on how men judge women, sometimes it's forgotten how judgemental women are to women. Many women will say incredibly vicious things behind the backs of each other, particularly those they percieve as less attractive or heavier than they are. I still remember Janeane Garafalo, who's supposed to be a hip enlightened feminist, making jokes about how ugly she found Paula Jones.

Calum's made several good points here, though I can't take issue about the double standards for ass-patting/pinching among strangers in public. Women are much less likely to be potential physical threat to men than vice versa.

Also, there are examples of non-leggy supermodel types who've become sex symbols. Christina Ricci is one. Janeane Garafolo is another. And in the softcore b-movie universe possibly the most popular actress going right now is the very curvy, "regular girl with a pretty face" Misty Mundae.

She's the Sherrif, Saturday, 17 July 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

Sometimes I think that Hollywood Eating Disorder standard for weight (think Gwenyth Paltrow) is mostly to impress women. While focusing on how men judge women, sometimes it's forgotten how judgemental women are to women. Many women will say incredibly vicious things behind the backs of each other, particularly those they percieve as less attractive or heavier than they are. I still remember Janeane Garafalo, who's supposed to be a hip enlightened feminist, making jokes about how ugly she found Paula Jones.

You may be right, but it's all a question of chicken or egg, meaning that "many women" wouldn't say such things if they hadn't learned (implicitly or explicitly) how a women "should" look from childhood on. That of course doesn't make mean comments any more acceptable.


Calum's made several good points here, though I can't take issue about the double standards for ass-patting/pinching among strangers in public. Women are much less likely to be potential physical threat to men than vice versa.

Yeah, I agree that there are a lot of double standards. For example, I've noticed that in certain "enlightened" leftist/indie/whatever circles (at least here in Finland) there isn't that much pressure for women to be thin, but there are such pressures for men. Most of my female friends don't have that a big issue with their weight, but I know several guys who do. Male anorexia has been getting more common, a good friend of mine used to suffer from it.

However, I think sometimes drawing attention to such doudle standards isn't done only out of genuine concern, but also as a sort of a backlash against feminist thought. At times I feel like this about C-Man's comments. I'm not saying these aren't serious problems; it is true that issues like women's violence towards men or weight pressures on guys have been pretty much invisible until the last few years, because such things aren't supposed to happen to men. However, an argument like: "Yeah, everyone talks about women's issues, but how about the pressures on men, no one pays attention to that!" can be used to muddle the truth. Yes, men suffer from gender-related pressures and expectations too, and attention should be paid to that, but that doesn't change the fact that such problems are a hundred times worse for women.

(Sorry, this wasn't directed against you, just clearing my thoughts.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

As long as I live in a society where many young girls idolise thugs like 50 Cent or Eminem as ambassadors of masculinity and claim David Beckham and similar brainless sports morons to be icons of fashion and beauty then I will certainly not apologise for thinking that - say - Holly Valance is a sex god.

I think Christina Ricci is an attractive girl too. Women, like men, come in all shapes and sizes (I'm judging obesity here which I don't think many men or women find attractive. Ricci is still slim, I would say...) although in my experience I have found women to be as judgemental as men.

Anyway, as long as rich, ugly/ old men like Hugh Hefner dance around with 7 slim young girlfriends can anyone really take many of the comments here seriously? I don't see 7 six packed men running around with a 70 year old millionaire.

C-Man (C-Man), Saturday, 17 July 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

women hate each other in ways men don't. i see it my office all the time. the hot women will be nice to the fat chicks to their face, but get them away, get them among men, and their real contempt comes out.

and try making a woman jealous of another woman. the first thing most of them will say against the other woman is that she's fat or ugly.

men don't care what other men think. at least not about looks. if we aren't interested in sleeping with you then we don't care what you think of our appearance.

the way i see it:
most women = brutally insecure about their looks. especially the MOST attractive ones, oddly enough.

most men = completely in love with themselves, maybe delusionally so.

if women are competitive with each other over attrativeness, men are competitive with each other over money.

mmmmm, Saturday, 17 July 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

But things are changing, no? Today a lot of men do care about their appearances (and are at least a bit insecure about their looks), because money isn't a guarantee of getting women anymore. And why is that? Because most women support themselves nowadays.

Also, while you may have a point, you're making generalisations too. You should always be wary of talking of "women" or "men", as if what you're saying applies to all members of a certain gender.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 17 July 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

Does it really take this comparison to make you realise what a dick you can be?

who's going to save the world from being saved by mark c?

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 July 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

ME!!!!!!!

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 17 July 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

women hate each other...

etc...

you got this from TV

fff, Saturday, 17 July 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone said "Yo momma" yet?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 17 July 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago) link

Has anyone said "ey mann, wo ist mein auto"?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 July 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

???

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 18 July 2004 08:44 (twenty years ago) link

ey mann, wo ist meine steuererklaerung?

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 18 July 2004 10:38 (twenty years ago) link

No one used the adjective "zaftig" yet either.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

zaftig makes me think of heavyset middle-aged jewish ladies in ethnic-print caftans and chunky silver jewelry.

lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:06 (twenty years ago) link

Why, cause they say it?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

in a husky voice.

lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:09 (twenty years ago) link

zaftig makes me think of jewish grandmas in amusement arcades with headscarves.

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 July 2004 14:19 (twenty years ago) link

Women hate each other - LOL. Someone's just been watching Mean Girls. I like the red haired one the best in that movie, she is fine!

I think huge bums are a turn off in a girl.

C-Man (C-Man), Sunday, 18 July 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

takes all sorts

the neurotic awakening of sir mixalot (blueski), Sunday, 18 July 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

Today, I saw a woman order a coffee with low cal sweetener, followed by a bagel with cream cheese.

Like that's going to help at ALL!!!!!@!@!

http://www.sweetnlow.com/images/home/prod_packets.gif

I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Monday, 19 July 2004 12:18 (twenty years ago) link


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