Paxman's talent for zinging scumbags is frequently mistaken for genuine positive genius by a chunk of the chatterati, but i've rarely seen evidence of his towering intellect.
― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Thursday, January 26, 2012 8:32 PM (38 minutes ago)
rarely have i seen the word never more unfortunately elided
paxman is a cunt, a doughy minded lowland british shithead, and i hope he distends so i can call him a fat cunt
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
I just watched part of that. Wtf?! Paxman comes across as a total twat.
― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
plue sa chonge
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 26 January 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
Cameron launching his campaign to break up the Union
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 10:32 (twelve years ago) link
First Rangers, now the United Kingdom... what fresh hell awaits for Unionists?
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link
SO glad that other people hate Paxman. Dude is a fucking bully.
― owenf, Thursday, 16 February 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
LOL stupid pic on BBC site
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58536000/jpg/_58536850_014020987-1.jpg
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
man i could murder a bowl of porridge
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
When the oil runs out the porridge will still be, uh, flowing
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
snp's campaign should be to get everyone drunk before the poll and play them "letter from america".
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 22 September 2012 08:05 (eleven years ago) link
Poll date: 01/01/2014, 1am-4am
― stet, Saturday, 22 September 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently the unionist campaign better together think this is a good reason to vote no to independence.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asD_fBJeEg4
wee dugs and sausage rolls. I bet thats convinced you noo..
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
tbf i'm pro independence because fuck england, i don't seriously believe there are many compelling arguments on either side
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
a piece & sausage sure isn't one though. Honestly is this the level of discourse we're reduced to in this country though? I dread to think what this guy is a student of.
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
what next? a fight between chips n sauce , chips n curry sauce or chips n gravy?
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
You should poll it.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
dont want to start a glasgow vs edinburgh war
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
i'm afraid you're gonna see arguments at that kind of level throughout the campaign, exactly the same as the stupidity during the AV vote in Britain, because pro politicians and PR firms have nothing but contempt for humanity
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
anyway, curry and chips or gtf
all the schoolkids in Hamilton have chips n curry sauce for lunch as the tabac at the railway station sells it (open 24 hours if you want some). None of them talk as much pish as Ryan or Better Together.
And NV is right, politicians always treat us as morons. But thanks to the likes of Ryan its no wonder.
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
btw nv did I ever tell you that a supporters club in Forfar I think it was sold a roll and mince?I await the Dictator Salmond Will Ban A Roll & Mince headline from The Daily Record.
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
you can't even get a decent pie at a ground any more
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
I heard the Killie pie is extortionate
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
(brown sauce or ketchup on your pie?)
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
didn't used to have either at a match but i'll have brown at home, i'd rather have nothing than ketchup on a pie
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
scotch people say this and English people say this amirite /votes furiously
― stet, Thursday, 21 February 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon-condemns-brutal-bedroom-1714231
fuck willie rennie
― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
better thegither
― conrad, Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
the possibility of people being forced to move into private accommodation and then receiving more housing benefit is brain boggling but i'm sure the whole thing will aggregate out as a spending cut so who cares where the money goes eh?
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
oops wrong thread
― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 February 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/05/07/ian-smart-poles-and-pakis-twitter-scotland-_n_3229038.html?1367933169
http://i.imgur.com/KbFYkOp.png
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Can imagine what he was trying to do there, but... I mean even if he'd put big 32pt quote marks around it, even then.. Jeez!
― sktsh, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
Suspect this dude wd be pretty chill with 100 years of tories in any case, as long as Scottish labour could maintain its little fiefdoms.
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
"Better 100 years of the Tories than... my shoelaces coming undone when its raining"
"Better 100 years of the Tories than... my internet connection being a bit slow for half an hour"
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://ianssmart.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/three-tweets.html
Now, you can agree or disagree with that sentiment and, with the benefit of hindsight, I should have put the words "Poles and Pakis" in quotation marks for it is clearly a sentiment I was ascribing to others.
― you say potatooles (onimo), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
ah, apologies that apologize for nothing, my favourite kind
― Rowdy Rathore (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
"As an imperialist, class-based state, the UK is poorly equipped to meet the divergent needs of its constituent nations in this rapidly transmuting world. Scotland and England both deserve better, as do Wales and Northern Ireland. Whether the change to facilitate this comes from the 2014 Scottish referendum or not might be important to Scots, but is almost irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. The point is that it will happen. The Union Jack is the increasingly shrinking fig leaf that strives to cover the growth of an English nationalism and consciousness, which is visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands over the last thirty years. And that, in a post-imperial world, is how it should be, and probably how it has to be. The problem that the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish have to face, is that they have no place at this party, and neither should they: it just isn’t a great deal to do with them."
http://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2013/01/10/irvine-welsh-on-scottish-independence-and-british-unity/
― neilasimpson, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
the growth of an English nationalism and consciousness, which is visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands over the last thirty years
Uh, really?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
you querying the 30 years bit?
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
anyway "that, in a post-imperial world, is how it should be, and probably how it has to be" = lay off the smack, son
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
lol he wrote a book about heroin addicts
― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
More the "visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands", does he mean those plastic St George's flags?
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
you don't notice a hint of assertive little Englanderness anywhere in public life of late?
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
maybe just a suggestion that there are a few English people who regarded themselves as a separate and, dare i whisper it, a favoured nation?
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
"visible in almost every aspect of life in these islands" is a bit much
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
well so's the implication that nationalism is great even when it's as pigheaded and ugly as the English variety but i'd stopped taking him serious by then
― sleepish resistance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
I never took him seriously in the first place!
― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/15/scottish-independence-amazing-referendum
― Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 15 September 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
People of the north, it's time to choose. English? Or Scottish?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/01/scotland-vote-yes-scottish-independence?CMP=twt_gu
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 1 December 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
The guy writes with that breezily chummy style that bugs me so much on comment is free... but he's actually really good at it, and it makes all the difference.
The idea seriously makes sense as well.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 1 December 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link