Matrix Revolutions

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Second Renaissance? Are you following the talking bits or something? ;)

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

Tracer, you're thinking of They Might Be Giants, not the Matrix.

Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:17 (twenty years ago) link

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I look like Jesus, so they say
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

TOMBOT, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

And you stare at me
In your Jesus Christ pose
Arms held out
Like you've been carrying a load
And you swear to me
You don't want to be my slave

But you're staring at me
Like I need to be saved
In your Jesus Christ pose
Arms held out
In your Jesus Christ pose
Thorns and shroud
Like it's the coming of the Lord
And I swear to you
That I would never feed you pain

But your staring at me
Like I'm driving the nails
In your Jesus Christ pose
And you stare at me
In your Jesus Christ pose
Arms held out like it's
The coming of the Lord

And would it pay you more to walk on water
Then to wear a crown of thorns
It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich
Then to bury you poor
In your Jesus Christ pose

Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

TOMBOT, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha dude, this one time we had to do a "found art video" about a piece of poetry (!!! I have no idea what this means!!!) and so we chose that song and just drew a picture of what we decided these "men" looked like (uh, they look like a dot, a globe, and a triangle in case anyone couldn't figure that out) and filmed it. Just like three screens of this, plus the song in the background. SOMEHOW THIS GOT AN A+!!!!!!!!!! I also did this to Born in the USA when we were asked to do a very similar project for another class but that's another story, a story involving the question "Why the fuck was this such a popular assignment at Rhodes Jr. High?"

I kind of think the ends of both of these short "found art videos" were better than the ending of Matrix Revolutions though :/

Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

SHIT person man!! I forgot to explain person man!! Person man was a stick figure with my friend Josh's head glued to it. A photo of his head, I mean. That's probably why we got that A, in retrospect.

Allyzay, Monday, 10 November 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

Hm.

The final battle in the skies is like Superman II (1980), only nowhere near as fun.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

I fear!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1145502.jpg

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

Just loved the graphic (as found on another board's Revolutions thread) and had to post it.

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 10 November 2003 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

It is pretty great. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Having finally seen this movie, I have come to the conclusion that I am better at noticing details in movies than most people, because I keep thinking that anyone who still had questions as to what was going on by the end of it really wasn't paying attention.

- The Smiths did take out Seraph and Sati; the Smith who confronted The Oracle in her apartment was the Smithized Sati, much like the Smith who confronted Neo was the Smithized Oracle.

- The robots intentionally grimmed up the atmosphere to make life inimical to the free humans. This was mentioned in the first movie, IIRC.

- The rules defining the Matrix are different now; anyone who wants to leave and go to Zion can do so; the people in the Matrix are being given the choice. Likewise, the programs with "no purpose" which would normally have been deleted, like Sati, are now free to exist within the Matrix.

- The end of the Neo/Smith fight: Neo lets himself get absorbed by the Smiths. Neo is jacked into the Matrix via the Source of the robot city. As soon as he gets absorbed, the robot city sends a gigantic fuck-off power surge through his body. NeoSmith blows up. However, NeoSmith is also insanely fuckoff powerful and takes all of the Smiths with him (most likely due to the "opposites attract"/"balance the equation" thing, with an allusion to the symmetry of Neo creates/Smith destroys shown back in the first movie). All of the programs infected by Smith are freed, presumably along with all of the people.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

but why is Sati lying on the sidewalk when Smithworld is undone? if she had been Smithed she would not be there at all no?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

also what are the machines doing with Neo's body at the end? it looked like he was being revived, perhaps just as a program?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:00 (twenty years ago) link

but why is Sati lying on the sidewalk when Smithworld is undone?

Why was the Oracle lying in the pit at the end of the Smith explosion? Becasue the Smith infection had been driven from her.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

Also, is it particularly important what the machines were going to do with Neo's body at the end?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:03 (twenty years ago) link

Why was the Oracle lying in the pit at the end of the Smith explosion? Becasue the Smith infection had been driven from her.

woah i hadn't even noticed this and i watched chunks of it last night (divx download)!

Also, is it particularly important what the machines were going to do with Neo's body at the end?

potentially yes

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:05 (twenty years ago) link

It's the Christ/Arthur/god-knows-what-else motif of the body of the legendary figure being taken away to a mysterious and unknown place, where he is kept from the brink of death until he rises again (also alluded to in the Oracle saying that they'd see Neo again some time).

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 1 December 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

yeh, she 'suspected so' - but what of the hero Smith?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

The films are not meant to be hermetic.

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 1 December 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

- The robots intentionally grimmed up the atmosphere to make life inimical to the free humans. This was mentioned in the first movie, IIRC.

I thought it was the other way around - the human scientists caused the permanent could to destroy the solar energy of the computers.

I can't remember enough, but I think the only recognizable things we see after the Smithplosion are programs - it's not entirely clear that there are any humans left ("there are levels of survival that we are comfortable with").

I'm basically bitter about the whole thing because I feel complicit - I did a lot of cheerleading of the "it's only half a movie" sort after Reloaded, and in fact I got bad bad warmovie instead.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

the machines maintained the damage the humans did to the Earth/sky as it didn't affect them too much

it seems that only programs can be retrieved after Smithery and not humans in the Matrix.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:12 (twenty years ago) link

It did affect them. That is when they came up with the whole podded human living out life in matrix thing.

bnw (bnw), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

i'm probably missing something glaringly obvious but when an agent takes over a human that means that human is gone in the Matrix, but are still alive in their pod? can they be placed back in the Matrix if an agent is occupying their space? what about Smith, no longer an agent?

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

It was clear from the first one during the "Dodge this" scene that Agents temporarily take over a representation of a body in the Matrix. They're essentially commandeering a body and putting its consciousness on pause. So if an Agent takes over a person in the Matrix and the Agent is "killed", then they become the original body again, only that the original person is dead.

I would assume that Smith found a way to permanently control multiple bodies, but that he was simply removed from the system w/o killing everyone. Doesn't make much sense to have that big city at the end with everyone dead in it.

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 1 December 2003 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

i'm probably missing something glaringly obvious but when an agent takes over a human that means that human is gone in the Matrix, but are still alive in their pod?

I don't think this was ever explained. As was why Neo and his cronies had no trouble offing a ton of guards and cops, therefore killing a bunch of enslaved humans. (I think I have reached my maximum level of geeking out.)

bnw (bnw), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

As was why Neo and his cronies had no trouble offing a ton of guards and cops, therefore killing a bunch of enslaved humans.

I read an article (NYTimes, I think), that likened their mindset regarding the killing of innocent enslaved humans to that of terrorists.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

They were certainly very fundamentalist in their views in the same way that extreme groups are cast in the media ("If you are not with us, you are against us").

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Saw this at the weekend at the Imax. Nice 3D trailer in advance.

As for the film...

1) Was giggling at the end. Thought I got it. Explained to mate what my theory was. He looked perplexed. Realised that any film where i have to decide whether it was good or awful isn't actually that good.

2) I reckon this was a bit of an Apocalypse Now for the brothers W. There's a great story in Reloaded and revolutions - How neo does some shit to save Zion. You could ice a lot of the rest for director's Acid Cut on DVD and still be left with a 2 hr 30 minute film that kicked major league ass. For starters, the chase seen from 2 and the battle scenes from 3 are magnificent. They should have done what they did first time - realise that kung-fu. intelligent cgi, chicks in pvc with guns and cod-philosophy make a decent movie. Instead, they gone all Lucas and actually start to believe this shite and take it seriously with equally poor results.

3) I realised that what i like about 1 was the aesthetic of the matrix; it had a similar 'any city' feel to it like 'Se7en' but had this really cool dislocated timeframe through the TV screens being 1950s stylee, offices being late 80s etc. That was all left behind as all scenes in the Matrix became darkened and night-set, especially in 3.

4) At the start of 3, we're told that Merv is a kick-ass dude. Yet he promptly disappears from the film. How does he stop the Architect getting him? Does Smith get him? What / who is he? Help!

5) Ditto Oracle. She was dead. Then she's not. What's going on? Help. Please.

6) What happened in the end? Was the machine god the architect?

Some films use ambiguity well; but they combine the ambiguity to certain key moments which determine the discussion of the film and its reception by the audience. This film wasn't ambiguous; it was fucking incomprehensible. It wasn't art-house. it was a major blockbusting big-budget kick-ass movie. I shouldn't leave a film with so many questions about what actually happened before my eyes. I want to ponder the implications of what's happened, not wonder what on earth just happened before my eyes. I'm still wondering.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

I am of the 'big clumsy robot fighting is boring as fuck' school and thought this was a really bafflingly shit film, though I really liked the scene where they briefly go above the clouds and see the sky. If Trinity hadn't gone 'BEAUTIFUL!' and ruined the atmosphere it'd've been better.

Ferrrrrrg (Ferg), Monday, 12 January 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

dave, Merv is a rebel program who acquires and uses assets in order to remain out of The Architect/Machine God's control - those assets being information and pawns/treasures such as Neo. we don't know what happens to him but it doesn't really matter.

The Oracle was Smithed but returned to her previous state when A/MG reversed Smith's meddling of the Matrix.

Architect is the manifestation of the Machine God within The Matrix only, so they seem to be one and the same thing.

as time goes by even the most ardently naive defenders of this kind of stuff think of 1000 ways it could've been better. we definitely need a new franchise that combines action with intelligent, non-cliched sci-fi ideologies - 35% Matrix, 65% K Dick/Herbert/M Banks/Gibson...you can now do absolutely anything with special effects technology so with the novelty of that wearing off it would be great to see more cerebral, adult-orientated (not meaning violence or sex particularly) plots and concepts executed with more artistic integrity - again The Animatrix does hint at this with marvellous glimpses in 'Beyond' and 'Matriculated' especially.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 12 January 2004 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

But it has Belluci's perfect breasts.

Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 12 January 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link

Leee OTM.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 12 January 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

Finally saw this at the budget tonight. Since I was expecting it to completely suck, I was very pleasantly surprised that it was a perfectly decent movie with similar strengths and weaknesses to the last one.

However, no one on this thread mentioned the bit in the initial pan across the goth club where one of the dancers pulls his dance partner's breasts out of her corset by the nipples, WTF?!

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 19 January 2004 04:06 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
i'm probably overstating things just a little bit, but this is quite possibly the worst film i have ever seen

gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link

so fucking rough.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean... the second one is pretty abominable too. could that be worse?

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

no way, it had the car chase and more belluci

gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

and an exploding cyber-vagina

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i hated the second one so much i waited until last night to finally check this out. i have never seen a film that i wished i hadn't seen more than this one.

gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

which one had the rave?

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The second one.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

boring, loud, obnoxious, anticlimactic. i read a review that called it "a whimper disguised as a bang", that was pretty OTM but not harsh enough. also: that line towards the end where "the oracle" says, 'i don't think we've seen the last of neo' made me want to break my TV.

gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

ALL 3 MOVIES SUCK. THESE GUYS CANT MAKE MOVIES FOR SHIT. BOUND WAS HORRIBLE TOO. V FOR VENDETTA LOOKS LIKE A STINKER. IF ITS GOOD ILL EAT MY HAT.

chaki (chaki), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i'm going to sell my dvd of the first 'matrix' now. and there's no way in hell i'm going to see 'v for vendetta' now. fuck these guys.

gear (gear), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i was planning to watch it again in a few hours after finally buying the DVD.

i will probably agree more with gear than myself two years ago...

Konal Doddz (blueski), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, this is truly the worst movie ever. Even the fight scenes suck - oooh, look here's Neo facing off against a million evil guys... but who cares, since we know they don't really die or mean anything, and we know that Neo can't die. Real martial arts action movie are bad enough, this was unbearable.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

you know, I agree with Chaki. However, I've never seen any of the Matrix movies, because I saw "Bound" first and it was SO FUCKING BAD.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 11 March 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link


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