I'm drunk!

raise shand

what started as an innocent day going to art galleries ended up as yeah hi

LET'S JUST TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO EVERYTHING

GO AWAY

i don't feel drunk but i'm prolly a bit drunk

i'm not really that drunk either but this is the only thread where i can talk about flamethrowers so carpe diem or noctem

carpe flamethower imo

woo hoo

*HIGH FIVE*

SEIZE THE DAY

for 20 minutes before i went to bed last night, i watched some of dead poet's society with my contacts out and freaked out

http://www.hiltonpond.org/images/MothLuna.jpg

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exactly

^what a bar sound like

typos i have regretted, vol 3, dates that are palindromes

My partner is out of town.

I don't know anyone on this godforsaken island.

I've unearthed a recording of an internet radio show I did when I was 19.

...

it's all good. i can see in double vis life i'm wasting her ion now ,so i can pging thistwice the

!

You can buy beer from a corner store here 24 hours a day.

So, I suppose, not entirely godforsaken.

Also, that tapping trick on cans most certainly works. Fuck doubting Thomases.

irish coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and goldfish vrachkers are fikvimging deliucious yeah@@@@!!!!

^^^A reasonable person who knows what's afoot^^^

i ate a bunch of goldfish last night too! granted i eat them like, every day more or less

gimlet diet, gimlet zealot,
gimlet gut, gimlet couplet

drunk butt
but i'm drunk

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rgllWEdKM3Q/TqLHifAVIUI/AAAAAAAABq4/WSovkOVzvLA/s1600/Fin.png

http://parumpumpumpum.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/boyhowdy.jpg

http://www.furrytalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/turtle.jpg

i went to my local to catch some hoops, was hoping for the knicks but had to settle for the clippers, but the second round was so insanely heavy-handed that i was tempted to ask for it weaker! (empty stomach and all).anyway i've had some pizza now and barely feeling buzzed but i'm guessing i've set a pretty good foundation for late eve drunkedness.

join you in a minute...

oh man, pizza sounds soooo good right now

so god right now, in fact

I'M DRUNK which is why this is my FIRST POST EVER, here it IS!

I accidentally a whole bag of lime/pepper kettle chips last night in my drunk state. Never do that normally.

o o p s

lime/pepper kettle chips

OTEEM. this is why to be drunk.

plus hi ehkarl

Yes welcome ehkarl, drunkthread as good a place as any to delurk on.

(PS I am not drunk it is only 5pm here)

hi! if there was a very gross fruit flavor of beer in your fridge, BUT that was all the beer there was, would you keep drinking it yes or no. ps these chips are very important http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.eltrimarket.com/images/detailed/0/chips_chipotlelimon.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.eltrimarket.com/chips-toreadas-lime-chipotle-1.86oz.html&h=433&w=650&sz=171&tbnid=C36npLrO9lHhRM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dchipotle-limon%2Bchips%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=chipotle-limon+chips&docid=MQg0KiKezBjqpM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=x1o3T-zTBfSOsAKkn7CoAg&ved=0CDYQ9QEwBTgK

whoa i have no idea how to make that be a picture but those chips are extremely important regardless, HI! this is a remarkably creepy feeling as i have been reading all of you guys's shit for like five years.

http://www.eltrimarket.com/images/detailed/0/chips_chipotlelimon.jpg

oh lord, i am very drunk

OH LORD

DEAR GOD, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME BURN A LOT

lord of the fliiiiiiiies

chips OTM

Z_S OTD

chips look awful tbh

OTD Orally Transmitted Diseases

:-/

down, boy

but i don't even know

no they do LOOK bad, you're right; they just aren't

OTD = on the dark. goth as hell

on the drank

i like the idea that fruit flavor beer plus fruit flavor chips = zero sum drink-snacking, like in arthur c. clarke's "silence please" (nerd alert)

drank as hell, i.e.

came home and carefully prepared all the food i would eat later, when i came home really drunk. have already eaten it all :/