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Chicago Kevin

fuck :(

I think he took a break and realized he was happy enough without ILX. You should email him, though.

you can call yourself chicago kevin, but i call you LOLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Confounded, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:26 PM

we all have our "chicago kevin"!

― omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:36 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what happened to that public school english guy who jerked off a dyson or whatever?

he now posts as ilx user ned ragget

jokes that never get old

100% non sarcastic

heavens! *runs away with vacuum cleaner*

l0u1s jagg3r's Heavens!

Abbott?

was just wondering that myself

Whatever happened to Kerm or Chicago Kevin?

kerm just posted on 77 a few minutes ago

yea where is abbott? she hasn't been on AIM either, i don't think

Pretty sure I saw her logged into Gmail a few days ago.

(we may need an ilx stalker thread at this rate.)

chicago kevin is fine afaik, he posts updates on facebook all the time, think he just gave up ilx

lol, he ignored my Facebook friend request

surprising.

Yeah, not really, it's only funny b/c he's friends with practically every other Chicago ILXor.

I can't find my glasses.
Oh. They were on top of my head. Ha Ha.
Oops. Now I can't find my keys.
Oh. That's right. I gave them to Abbott.
She must be around here somewhere.
Except I can't find my glasses.

Anyone here seen Abbott?

She WAS on gmail earlier today. I think maybe she thinks we suck.

Uh guys the reason I haven't been around is really silly. The reason is I got addicted to knitting. You can't type while doing that. OTOH hundreds of rows of garter stitch on the Doctor Who scarf right now – I miss you guys.

<3

!

Abbott, dude, you gotta practice harder! I read 'n' knit simultaneously. I knitted this hat while reading Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3360380519_c7edac993d_m.jpg

Hey, knitting is the new clubbing, after all (if Shimura Curves are to be believed)

(Also, that is an awesome hat. Do you want to make me one? Well, when I get a job, and I can pay you for it!)

Pay? No need. Very easy to make. If you like I can just knit you one. If you like this yarn, I think I can make one in a week or two. Let me me know (email me). :-)

I think it only costs me about 4 euro or even less to make it, so why bother asking money? I'm happy that people love wearing my knitted things. My friend, who's VERY critical, is so attached to the hat I made for her. And Ophelia was shouting compliments all the way to school while wearing this hat. hah

Aaahhh, you are so awesome. Sending email now!

do include size of head. is it "normal" sized or big like mine? i'll probably start tonight. :-)

How do I measure the size of my head? I have a tape measure somewhere.

I want a big, floppy hat, so big is probably better. :-D

Y'know, I'll just knit you one and if you don't like it, you can return it. Keep in mind that it looks floppy in that pic, but it just sits tightly on her head. It's a "basic hat". :-)
You like this yarn? Anyway if you don't like it, just, well, return or toss it away. :-)

I keep misreading this as "you like this yam?"

i guess gr8080 left purposely and for a reason, since he had a 'goodbye' thread and everything, but i don't know why that is and it's a shame, missing him on the boards.

ABBOTT :)

yeah what's up with gradester? i never take goodbye threads seriously

that whole knitting interaction was really happy, imo

Haha Stevie I can read/go to lecture/watch TV and knit – typing replies while knitting is the art I have yet to master. (Can you do the 'one color in each hand' Fairisle thing?)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2234301064_02f3511a9c.jpg

How to type with your nose

lolz

(Can you do the 'one color in each hand' Fairisle thing?)

I could - I learned it in class - but I don't give a shit about Fair Isle really. Nor Intarsia. I already have a hard time with cables 'n' shit. :-) I also quit my class. Fuck'em.

pretty sure grady and roxy broke up and now grady doesnt feel comfortable posting on ilx anymore

I think she took it over in like...2018 and is still using the stolen account! i don't even get what was gained by stealing it

fyi sleeve I was wrong, sarahell is on Instagram

She just posted edits to one of her ursurper’s posts that are pretty funny

thx DJP! plz send my regards, I recently got to put ilxor Milton Parker up for a couple days and we said lots of nice things abt her

Please feel free to troll fake me on FB with ILX in-jokes and send me screenshots. I honestly don’t know whether it’s better to just create a new account… however I don’t know how much of a headache it would be to change page admin permissions from old to new.

I have missed my ilxor chums.

missed you too sarahell

Ask about investing in OTM

do they offer HEN FAP?!?!?

no hen fap, no credibility

Misread that as hate fap

goole

ryan

Goole was one of my fave posters at one time.

Wait Sarah - is the whole thing fake? Did you get some certificate or is all of it fake. I was v confused for a while lol.

It’s all fake! Soooo fake. Fake me took over on August 5th with a post of a photo of me from like 1993 and a caption that I would never write.

Also Happy Birthday sleeve

<3

whoa happy birthday sleeve! hope it's been a good one so far

well I am working, but doing my best to be lazy

sarahell are you you again on FB?

Yes! I have a new account

okay got it.