Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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old news, bro

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

No, no we would not understand.

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

did not see it itt thread sorry

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

even tattooing the phrase "i feel like i'm in the prime of my life" makes her seem more like the 40-something divorcee she appears to be!

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

i guess we did actually miss that itt!

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

so much lohan... hard to keep up

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like the way she is rapidly aging would warrant a 10min segment on 60minutes or 20/20 even if she were a non-celeb normal girl.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

we'll feel bad when she turns out to have a rare disease like MJ

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Friday, 10 February 2012 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

that last picture at the step and repeat has to be fake ... that is ... scary

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

:*(

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

got kind of a Jennifer Coolidge vibe in that one

high five delivery device (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 February 2012 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

unfortunately, only jennifer coolidge can do jennifer coolidge

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

Some people get old quickly!

she's 25 and she looks early thirties. That's not the sad thing.

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol she does not look like she is in her early 30s

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

maybe early 30s who has spent hours staring into a sand blaster

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

Like I say, that's not the thing.

She *could* make brilliant film roles in her later years.

Will she?

Mark G, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

she looks like some people I know in their early 30s. like the ones who seem to live really fast

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

no ur right tho that's not the thing

the thing is that she's gotten weird work done and her styling is beyond atrocious

and she doesn't do interesting things with her life anymore

that's the thing.

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

I think that window closed several years ago and won't reopen for another 10-15 years when ppl who are kids now are in a position to cast her ironically/redemptively.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

She's already been cast by Robert Rodriguez "ironically"

Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

did anyone actually see "Machete"?

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

not me

Number None, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

no

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

hot?

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

idk, she was a pretty trivial part of the movie in a film with a lot of trivial bits

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

so in other words, "not hot"

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

It's been a while and I was kind of drunk when I saw it in the theater and she was up against Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez, guys

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

wasn't she supposed to be playing linda lovelace or something?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

she lost that deal

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

there was also talk of a sharon tate biopic

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/268/2680839/23_2009/Sharon_Tate_(1).jpg

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

There was talk about it but I think that Amanda Seyfred got the part last I heard.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

re: lovelace

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

sharon tate was about 80 million times more attractive than lohan, not to even go into the acting part

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

those eyes

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5g87S0eg1qa42jro1_500.jpg

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Friday, 10 February 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

Bush_mission_accomplished.jpg

buzza, Friday, 10 February 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

i was kinda depressed watching her in 'machete', like this amazing charming comic actress turned down the path into doing kinda exploitative shit like that as if that's what she thought was what people would want to see. also:

she looks like some people I know in their early 30s. like the ones who seem to live really fast

― valleys of your mind (mh)

yeah that's the worst, like she looks like someone ten years older who is living hard and looks bad for their age. : /

omar little, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Terry Richardson is such a creepy, predatory scuzzbucket. I hope for a Hard Candy-like end for him.

Nicole, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

She keeps getting praised as this BRILLIANT ACTRESS or w/e; what did she even do that was all that great?

tropical mall lady (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Mean Girls and The Parent Trap

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

(note: I didn't see The Parent Trap but it gets brought up as evidence that she is amazing)

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

i did not like her accent in the parent trap, sounded stupid

she was great in freak friday

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

*freaky

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

Oh right Freaky Friday, forgot about that one

she also did this, which is amazing in its own right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yJqDTSufBE

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol

surm, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

punch that tubwater, Lindsay

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

i saw Freaky Friday in the cinema, A+

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

worst euphemism ever xp

The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)


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