I'm drunk!

lord of the fliiiiiiiies

chips OTM

Z_S OTD

chips look awful tbh

OTD Orally Transmitted Diseases

:-/

down, boy

but i don't even know

no they do LOOK bad, you're right; they just aren't

OTD = on the dark. goth as hell

on the drank

i like the idea that fruit flavor beer plus fruit flavor chips = zero sum drink-snacking, like in arthur c. clarke's "silence please" (nerd alert)

drank as hell, i.e.

came home and carefully prepared all the food i would eat later, when i came home really drunk. have already eaten it all :/

I'm drank!

you know, what if, i'm just saying

since there is no god

none of this matters at ALL

draaank

none of this matters at ALL

so true

except for how you'll feel tomorrow, but since you are a scrawny kid with super metabolism f u

i'm not drunk but it is fucking insane out brothers and sisters. there is a raging wind and the sidewalks are frozen and there is snow blowing into eyeballs. black ice everywhere, it's fucking insane

scrawny kids are so defenseless they have the worst hangovers, they have nothing to soak shit up with, i feel for them

xpost whatever, i take a strong breath and i see the contours of ribs, it's not fun at all

here it's pretty chill, except for the storms of locost alcohol

the only people into that are probably messed up themselves

here it's pretty chill except i have to 'work' in eight hours

remember when the singer of mest stabbed a man

opposite of chill

matter energy space time !

SHAKING!

Waiting in a car. WAITING FOR A RIDE IN THE DARK ! ! !

i am being forced to go out despite the twenty degree weather and my general disinclination
i can't imagine i will be this gutsy again until the next time i am drunk at my house
SEE YOU THEN, it's been real!

(ly terrifying)

bon voyage larkeh ! fly free bb

Geez I leave this thread for five minutes...

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AND THE RIFFRAFF STARTS POURING IN
JUST SAY IT

it's not worth t

hahah no no ! I just meant it all went nuts :D

p$ flying 2 foLLoW my dream$ ye$ thank u~

T? IM NOT WORTH IT! IS THAT WHAT U R SAYING ZACH

there's no riffraff in australia. just jotsam.

orstralia?

No I'm definitely riff raff.

why did ehkarl go out? i am worried...

he was forced out at knifepoint or something

you know we dont say "orstraylia" btw, its more like "osstrahhhlia".

or "fuck off, we're full" if youre a certain type of cockface.

ehkarl was toodling some shrimps on the barbie, and then this guy held a cd by the knife to his throat and was all like "hey buddy, let's go for a walk"

And then the chuzzwozzers took over.

...god I hate that Simpsons episode.

how dare you, trayce. paul hogan is LITERALLY rolling over in his grave right now. and he's not even dead yet funnily enough

hahaha i am not australian or a he, and it is not a knife being held to my throat but the invocation of friendship

FEELS THE SAME

how dare you, ehkarl. i'm LITERALLY spitting on my grave right now. and i'm dead funnily enough.