I'm drunk!

p$ flying 2 foLLoW my dream$ ye$ thank u~

T? IM NOT WORTH IT! IS THAT WHAT U R SAYING ZACH

there's no riffraff in australia. just jotsam.

orstralia?

No I'm definitely riff raff.

why did ehkarl go out? i am worried...

he was forced out at knifepoint or something

you know we dont say "orstraylia" btw, its more like "osstrahhhlia".

or "fuck off, we're full" if youre a certain type of cockface.

ehkarl was toodling some shrimps on the barbie, and then this guy held a cd by the knife to his throat and was all like "hey buddy, let's go for a walk"

And then the chuzzwozzers took over.

...god I hate that Simpsons episode.

how dare you, trayce. paul hogan is LITERALLY rolling over in his grave right now. and he's not even dead yet funnily enough

hahaha i am not australian or a he, and it is not a knife being held to my throat but the invocation of friendship

FEELS THE SAME

how dare you, ehkarl. i'm LITERALLY spitting on my grave right now. and i'm dead funnily enough.

or "fuck off, we're full" if youre a certain type of cockface.

the funny part is that i am exactly that sort of cockface. it's congenital.

i can't turn my cockface into a heart!

none of this matters at ALL

so true

except for how you'll feel tomorrow

don't really remember typing several things in this thread, but for the record i feel a-ok this morning, somehow. this may be because i'm afraid to get out of bed.

Do you get to say that you feel a-ok if you haven't sat up yet? Not sure, have been in this liminal state before too.

I mean not this morning, I didn't drink that bottle of wine last night even tho I thought about it.

ok, i'm going to sit up now. this is the "a-" test, will add "ok" depending on results

OK!

we live again

got up just before 8:00 this morning. felt great!

I had a bottle of wine y'day and I feel fine this morning as well! I had it over many hours tho so I guess thats less problematic.

Got the sads tho.

eesh, sorry trayce. i get that after drinking sometimes, worse than the physical hangover stuff, imo.

Yeah I know. Considering recent events I really should steer clear of my precious winez for a week or so til the boat stabilizes so to speak. Sigh.

I never post in this thread when I am actually drunk. It seems like you're all such good drunk company. Makes me want to get loaded right now.

Just opened a bottle of wine, shouldn't even be here but feel akin to last night's participants anyway.

Feel good but kinda bad because I only feel like having fun after a few drinks.

OK at last I'm drunk! Sort of. Not wasted, but definitely tipsy. Eating some treats/junk from 7-Eleven. Nom.

and goldfish vrachkers are fikvimging deliucious yeah@@@@!!!!

i have no idea what "fikvimging" meant

oh hai

killed the bottle of v-day pinot by myself bc Mr Veg has a stomach ache
more wine for me yaaaaay

not super drunk, just bzzzzxxxxed

Yeah, I'm pretty much drunk. It didn't seem right to send the wife out to buy me a 12-pack after we both worked all week. so I've been having 2oz glass after 2 0z shot of wild turkey all night. Listening to an improper download of Mercyful Fate Mellisa for the first time right now. Strange how normal it sounds.

Fuck it. tomorrow is my last day before inventory. I'm going to be hung-over and pissed, and people are going to ask me "what did you do for the fuckling holiday. " I worked and dodged the valet parkers and etc. drank. tongue sticking out.

Mercyful Fate! Awesome!

Am rockin to Brooce's album version of 'Spirit of the Night' <3

I am going to be not in a good way tomorrow. Red wine hangovers suuuuuck

Yeah, whiskey hangovers may or may not suck. I'm drinking water now. I can't get over how "normal" early Mercyful Fate sound. I switched over to some Rudimentary Peni for one song to show my wife how "Listen to this, Why do these different musics from my youth sound so stupid and different and similar compared to regular music."

She listened to my rants about music and workplace breakroom Coke Machines that are regularly out of Diet Coke only when I am willing to spend a little bit of money on one. Refilled my water and went to bed. happy valentines day.

also, Brrrooooce. all night

NO YOU ARE!

i have made this joke before, admittedly

got drunk last night and jumped into a lap pool at the party I was at. so my summer officially started on march 12th. told myself to lay off, so here I am the next night, drunk again. in such good company, though.

last night i wasn't drunk and i cdn't make myself feel drunk but this morning i realise i was drunk

i was trying to decide if i wanted to be drunk, and this thread made me choose yes. off to the corner store!

Hello my fellows in drunkeness!

drunk bear say hi to me

in a daydreaaaaaaaam
i waaaandered
off to a place
where you were mine

---actual 10th grade lyrics i just found

_WHISKE&

i was so great in 10th grade. 5'2 and with the wrong strategy about zit management

Aww. I was similarly disadvantaged as to height until late junior year of high school. No bad skin? I was blessed and cursed. I would have loved any sign that my hormones were working.

epilogue: in 11th grade i grew 8 inches and changes shoes every 2 months

still no girlfriend, though. ---flashback to telling 4th grade crush that she was my 4th grade crush, longest hair in school, and then puking all over the sidewalk at 2 am, mike's house

she had to leave los angeles all her toys wore out in black and her boys had too she started to hate every nigger and jew every mexican that gave her lotta shit every homosexual and the idle rich she had to get out she gets confused flying over the dateline her hands turn red cause the days change at night change in an instant the days change at night change in an instant she had to leave los angeles she found it hard to say goodbye to her own best friend she bought a clock on hollywood blvd the day she left it felt sad she had to get out!