usually people who say that kind of shit are concerned about a dwindling supply of white babies but i'm totally not picky!
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
horseshoe: not afaik
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
mandatory mixed-race breeding could fix that
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha i have been trying to stop myself from saying white people should be sterilized but oops there it is
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
just kidding
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
kind of
i can't tell if this thread is "things i think in a momentary rage" or not?
you only really need 1 generation of mandatory mixed race breeding, then you're good
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, February 13, 2012 6:14 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fuck yes. Though like ENBB I'd *maybe* consider a two-child policy.
― emil.y, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
yeah if selective sterilization wasn't obviously completely and inherently wrong it could be used to tackle a lot of different issues tbh
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
Mandatory second language education at all levels. Pick a language. Any language.
Doesn't matter the subject. During my junior year at Michigan, one of the sections of ME 211("Intro to Solid Mechanics") was taught entirely in Mandarin.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
im with goole, no one should be sterilized, not even yakubs spawn, we just need to give way more money to kids and schools, and also ban cars and guns forever
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
imagine the sexy vibe in bars the last night of free breeding before 25 years of compulsory mixed breeding.
like when people try to get tax write-offs in under the wire but with dicks.
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
"people who don't pick up their dog's poo should be grounded"
yeah dog poo pickup laws are like... the source of the problem is not people deciding to fail to pick up their dog's poo, its that dogs are legal and encouraged
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
xxp also they all have to be raised in apartment buildings
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol max
i def should not have posted that. posts i immediately regret.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
ya dog poo and car crashes are pretty close to the same thing. might as well call them equivalent.
no I'm serious
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
both can ruin a good pair of shoes
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
oh good, i dont agree with banning dogs, but i support your right to demand their elimination
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
if we can't get rid of capital punishment, then the role of executioner is selected from the community like jury duty. if that person can't pull the trigger, welp, ok the prisoner lives.
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
haha that's a good one!
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
I'll happily consent to banning cars if we can ban dogs too
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
it's a deal
can the selected executioner exercise the option to swap out the condemned for a personal nemesis?
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
let's ban cats too
mandatory bird ownership btw
people who enjoy reducing complex questions to simplistic oppositions should lose the right to vote.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
no birds, they carry disease
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
I will trade you cats for guns
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
People who think dogs should be illegal should be forced to undergo psychiatric evaluation.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
Especially people who rep owning birds over dogs. They go to the special Dr for really perplexing cases.
People who think dogs should be legal should be forced to live with 4 small ones.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:35 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol is this directed at...everyone itt?
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
do you get fined if you don't pick up after your dog in the us?
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
no politician will be permitted from leaving his/her post on account of sexual behavior that is embarrassing.
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
I would gladly give up my chihuahuas to the new ilxor fascist lords.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
basically, the only allowable ownership of animals should be for food/livestock
nb no restrictions on the type of animal, you just have to be willing to eat it or some foodstuff it produces
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
I play Tropico to act out these desires, which kinda aren't so secret
http://www.gamerdna.com/public/images/xd/covers/drxx00/xx08/xx08073.jpg
I pretty much run it as a drunken worker's paradise/holiday spot, with a weekly tv show starring El Presidente.
Note, I heavily recommend this game, the earlier versions of which are available for cheaps on GOG/Steam
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
Try a shot of catmilk, DJP.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
if you run for office then you have to make your facebook account public and you're not allowed to untag yourself in any photos
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
pretty glad none of you are running things
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
CHURCHES WILL BE TAXED
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
there will be a tax of one cent on every post made on ILX, proceeds going to me
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
people who insist that simple things are "complex" should lose the right to vote
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
People who believe the world would be a better place if they ran things would have to wear armbands.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
heavily subsidized fruit and veg
all air travel banned until we figure out a way to make it clean and cheap
mandatory lessons in how to use public transport politely
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:41 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes! churches are rich, right? this is how we are going to fund my national schools!
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
Banning cats is where I start the underground revolution.
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
i'm fuzzy on the details here but jenny mccarthy needs to be in prison
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link