People who think dogs should be illegal should be forced to undergo psychiatric evaluation.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
Especially people who rep owning birds over dogs. They go to the special Dr for really perplexing cases.
People who think dogs should be legal should be forced to live with 4 small ones.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
people who enjoy reducing complex questions to simplistic oppositions should lose the right to vote.
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:35 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol is this directed at...everyone itt?
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
do you get fined if you don't pick up after your dog in the us?
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
no politician will be permitted from leaving his/her post on account of sexual behavior that is embarrassing.
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
I would gladly give up my chihuahuas to the new ilxor fascist lords.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
basically, the only allowable ownership of animals should be for food/livestock
nb no restrictions on the type of animal, you just have to be willing to eat it or some foodstuff it produces
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
I play Tropico to act out these desires, which kinda aren't so secret
http://www.gamerdna.com/public/images/xd/covers/drxx00/xx08/xx08073.jpg
I pretty much run it as a drunken worker's paradise/holiday spot, with a weekly tv show starring El Presidente.
Note, I heavily recommend this game, the earlier versions of which are available for cheaps on GOG/Steam
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
Try a shot of catmilk, DJP.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
if you run for office then you have to make your facebook account public and you're not allowed to untag yourself in any photos
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
pretty glad none of you are running things
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
CHURCHES WILL BE TAXED
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
there will be a tax of one cent on every post made on ILX, proceeds going to me
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
people who insist that simple things are "complex" should lose the right to vote
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
People who believe the world would be a better place if they ran things would have to wear armbands.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
heavily subsidized fruit and veg
all air travel banned until we figure out a way to make it clean and cheap
mandatory lessons in how to use public transport politely
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:41 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes! churches are rich, right? this is how we are going to fund my national schools!
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
Banning cats is where I start the underground revolution.
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
i'm fuzzy on the details here but jenny mccarthy needs to be in prison
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
And then when I take over: divert at least half the defense budget to space exploration and developing replicator technology.
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Think of all the free time we'll have as a nation if we can just put our dirty dishes back into the replicator!
People who try to do funny accents should have to go to those places and speak in those accents.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:45 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pretty sure you can just convict her for "crimes against the state" now that youre the fascist dictator
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
I think Neal Stephenson wrote about that in The Diamond Age
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
yeah some of you really need to own your fascist regime
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
mandatory name changes for people whose names are irritating variations on common names. Kaytlynnes become Caitlins, Madysyns become Madison, Jaydens become...murdered. there should be a Federal Registry of Baby names and it should maintain a blacklists of names that cannot legally appear on a birth certificate. shitstirring names like Hitler and Zyklon and Holocaust would be legal, though. I don't mind parents telegraphing that their children will grow up to be terrible people as long as they don't make cutesy substitutions like Hitlyrr or Xyclon or Hailiecaust.
― flopson and jetsam (unregistered), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
'blacklists'
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
does anyone have any real solution as far as what to do with chronic rapist/abuser types? i don't. jail for life? death? penis-ectomy? i've looked at the sex offender list in our town - and shuddered when i see people that i see all the time on the street - and you get stuff like this:
03/23/2000, RAPE AND ABUSE OF CHILD 03/23/2000, INDECENT ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS OF AGE 03/07/1996, RAPE AND ABUSE OF CHILD 03/07/1996, RAPE AND ABUSE OF CHILD
i mean, is the third time a charm for this guy? if he rapes a third kid does he go away forever? i don't know my mass laws and statutes. maybe i'll look it up. ugh, sorry, this thread was getting goofy.
― scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, February 13, 2012 12:46 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm horrible at funny accents. Who know's where I'd end up!
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link
that's a question i can't figure out, either, scott. has there been a lot of study into therapy/ways of changing behavior in rapists/pedophiles?
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
"Hailiecaust"
lolzzz
― scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
castration
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
oh unregistered reminded me, kids take mom's last name.
it's a very very tough issue, yeah
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
for maybe three generations? once matriarchal line has been established as dominant, kids can name themselves or whatever.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
oh not the mom's last name - the child molester thing
i don't know if therapy does much for a lot of sex offenders? probably constant monitoring does more good than anything. but i'm really no expert. i'm sure they dope people up a ton to lessen urges and stuff.
― scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
ban televised awards shows
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
do we really need beck around anymore?
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
― flopson and jetsam (unregistered), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:47 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think the opposite actually, only 50 people allowed per spelling of name, if you want to call your kid erica you gotta think of a better way to spell it
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
Hey what you got against Erica?!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
― scott seward, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:50 PM (38 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah. sometimes i wonder if this is because nobody has tried very hard to change the behavior of sex offenders. but i don't really knwo what i'm talking about here.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
erykah
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
I have an unusual name and I like it and would hate to have a boring first name like 'max' or 'goole', tho if 300 million people all had weird names it would prob lead to a lot of wasted time w/ people spelling their names I guess
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
erykah banu
― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
like I actually have spent a decent % of my life spelling my name for people, come to think of it
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
oh dayo reminds me: religion is mandatory and the religion is baduizm, i.e. erykah badu is god
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
iirc whenever dan savage opines about child molesters he says they p much have to be castrated or locked up cuz the urges don't go away
iirc
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link