Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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Some horror movies are also action movies, yes.

I totally agree. My point was just that faces melting per se doesn't make an action movie.

Tuomas, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

It will also probably annoy me and some others here.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

2 girls 1 grail

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

camera lingers over a dusty old whip hanging from a hook, roll credits

lag∞n, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

Indiana Jones 4, directed by Woody Allen

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, I don't disagree that "action" is probably the secondary genre of all Indy movies, after adventure. But I tried to limit my ballot to movies where I felt it was the primary genre.

Tuomas, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

"so, indy, any wild motorcycle chases lately?"
"are you kidding me? I'm a tenured professor in the fucking aarp. That'd be ridiculous."

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

do you think the Bond movies are action Tuomas?

Number None, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

arent all movies a bit of an adventure when u really think abt it

lag∞n, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, I don't disagree that "action" is probably the secondary genre of all Indy movies, after adventure. But I tried to limit my ballot to movies where I felt it was the primary genre.

― Tuomas, Monday, February 13, 2012 2:35 PM (24 seconds ago) Bookmark

its more like 1a and 1b to me

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

Raiders of the Lost Ark is a comedy because it is often funny.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

all movie plot are dependent on physical action. Even the assholes in Waking Life have to talk. Now if you want to say an action movie plot must be dependent on KICKING I'll read your pamphlet.

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

do you think the Bond movies are action Tuomas?

Depends on the Bond movie, I think. Some definitely are, some maybe aren't.

Tuomas, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

my dinner with andre: is it an action movie?

horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

yes, someone has to pick up the check at the end or it can't end

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

THERE IS NO END...THEY ARE STILL NOT-EATING DINNER (because eating would be an action)

one little aioli (Laurel), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

concievable

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

Chen Chen returns to the international compound of China only to learn of his beloved teacher's death. This is compounded by the continual racist harassment by the Japanese population in the area. Unlike his friends, he confronts it head on with his mastery of LITIGATION while investigating his teacher's murder.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

if i remember TV Guide correctly, Raiders of the Lost Ark was classified as an "action/adventure" movie **** violence, adult situations. why can't it be both?

Spectrum, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

you keep saying that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. xxp

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

V surprised Dirty Harry and Assault on Precinct 13 aren't much higher. Con Air is a fine, fine film (tho no Rock) and have a big soft spot for ToD. MUST SEE Branded to Kill as near immediately as possible. Wd've voted, but yeah list intimidation/time constraints. No conceivable way I'm not going to enjoy the rundown.

The Winged Devil Ape (Fizzles), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

did anyone actually vote for "the rundown," which is a pretty fresh action movie

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

i dig the rundown a lot, but i didnt vote for it

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

kinda wanna see it again, as i have no memory of it besides being somewhat charmed

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

time constraints- took me 20 mins, tho tbf it shows

beware of greeks bearing petrol bombs (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

im looking at my ballot now and i gave a 'joke' nom 40 points. kinda regretting that

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

which one

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

the s1ock charmed by the rock

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

rundown is not as awesome as it should be. didn't get a chance to vote but i'm excited to see the results.

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

should i say. ballot revealing isnt for after the results are all out!

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

:D xxp

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

isnt until

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

Fast Five may be the only action movie with the Rock that cuts the mustard imo

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

what about...

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

not counting the self-parody stuff (other ones, get smart, reno 911 miami)

da croupier, Monday, 13 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

i strongly considered Fast Five, but i had to knock it for the rock/diesel fistfight not being badass enough for my tastes

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

which one

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 13, 2012 2:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

okay it was The Pianist

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, good point re: time constraints, and prob should have done that 20 min thing but I get into absurd anxiety over tiny choices and end up head in hands frowning at bits of paper and by god man look at yourself just leave it. christ millions of xposts to darragh

The Winged Devil Ape (Fizzles), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

lol xp

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

the allies resolve WWII thru action i guess

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

shit i forgot super troopers

beware of greeks bearing petrol bombs (darraghmac), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

I bet u all forgot Buster Keaton too (srsly)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

it's been so looong since i saw any of those indiana movies but i'm tempted to rewatch them after seeing 'the adventures of tintin' and really, really enjoying it, cuz i vaguely remember the indie movies having a similar vibe? it's strange but i'm more interested in action movies now than when i was a kid/teenager if only because i feel like i'm more able to get the action-defining-character phenom when it's done well.

xp i absolutely would've voted for 'the general', maybe top 5

lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

I bet u all forgot Buster Keaton too (srsly)

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 13, 2012 2:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cant remember if i put in any bk but SPOILERS safety last was in my top 10

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

but Safety Last is just one suspense effect over and over!

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 February 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

i felt bad for being bored by tintin. it was too long for me. but i saw it after work so i was beat. still two hours of tintin...cyrus loved it anyway. i wanted to be all awed and wowed by it.

scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

I have a two hour limit for movies I watch in the theater. Sort of for movies in general too though. I often think anything longer than that is too much. TBH I'd prob prefer most movies at like 90 mins.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

but Safety Last is just one suspense effect over and over!

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 13, 2012 2:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are stunts in that movie that are still unequalled imho.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

yeah 90 minutes or less is always appreciated. kinda like cd length. 45 minutes or less is great.

scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link


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