things you're secretly kinda fascisty about

- for caek

stupid people should not be allowed to vote

don't want to minimize the importance of fascisty uniforms!

Only if the members of the Anti-Sex League have to wear scarlet sashes to set off their hips.
http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/photos/7420/1984-1984-7420-250588077.jpg

i feel like this thread, when not about racists or child molesters, is borderline Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

Yeah it's turned into that somehow.

ilxors terrible at fascism shocker.

Well yeah, I'm not looking for monuments to my immortal genius or a new calendar year or anything, I just want my life not to suck b/c of other people and their independent idea-having.

fascisty thread: what i'd do to the world if there were no political constraints/ppl fucking annoy me
libertariany thread: the public sector does kind of blow doesn't it ps drugs and whores are ok
liberaly thread: (there was one of these right?)
socialisty thread: idk, contenderizer

hahahaha

apolitical thread has not as of yet really taken a direction.

TOTALLY feeling the car fascism. Getting a driver's license should be very difficult and entail a broad display of knowledge and prowess on the part of the potential licensee. Policing of the roadways should be ramped way the eff up. Speed limits are eliminated, but almost all other infractions (most definitely including the treatment of pedestrians as an impediment to arriving at your destination a whole five seconds sooner, you poor inconvenienced widdle wamb you) result in the lifetime revocation of your license. Cracking down to this extent would solve SO MANY PROBLEMS (severely reduced vehicular injuries and fatalities, severely reduced pollution, severely reduced reliance on oil, a sharp increase in access to and quality of public transportation, decreased sprawl, a general uptick in health and wellness, etc., etc., etc.) and seems like such a great idea that I'm certain nothing like it will ever happen in my lifetime.

Also: as an american, i'm kinda fascisty about "keep right" = SO OTFM. Enforce it with cattle prods, if necessary.

I threw out a perfectly reasonable eugenics program upthread and not one person said boo

you mean, the killing racists thing? no one got mad at me about sterilizing white people, either; it's a v tolerant thread, though tolerant seems like the wrong word.

no, I mean this:

there should be an enforced sterilization program on the bottom 5% and the top 5% of the population as ranked economically; you are in one fell swoop removing the people who cannot achieve and the people who achieve primarily via gross cheating and exploitation from the gene pool

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, February 13, 2012 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd kind of assumed you were joking, DJP?

bottom 5% of population as ranked economically not equivalent to "people who cannot achieve" and i don't get how that's necessarily a heritable trait.

unless that was a joke in which case i feel dumb

(Re: my car fascism, I have a valid license despite not having driven in almost fifteen years or in any way proven that I could operate a motor vehicle without destroying property and killing many, many people. There's absolutely no reason that should be okay.)

"cannot achieve" should really have been "are not achieving"

also it wasn't entirely serious

djp just wants the harvard campus all to himself

basically true, but more of a happy side-effect

I like how 'people should legally be required to be good drivers before the get a license, and traffic laws should be enforced' is car fascism

and I mean in america it p much is

Sadly.

Not tolerant, but assuming exclusive areas of control - like you're just hanging out and chewing the fat with Namor, Doom and I don't know, a particularly pissy T'Challa?

I am serious as cancer about no broccoli fyi

no one should be allowed to produce more than two children during their lifetime. extra children to be used for science.

it's a v tolerant thread, though tolerant seems like the wrong word.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 7:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

okay i have one! white people restricted from selling/distributing cultural works they've created for one year and any cockamamie vague idea for a work of culture during that year that lives in the mind of a person of color gets 100% funding by the government.

within the u.s., i guess

inspired by the Girls thread, which made me think, what do i even want from white people, anyway? as i have so often before

i fascistly support this fascist idea

what do i even want from white people, anyway?

If I fall short
If I don't make the grade
If you're expectations aren't met in me today
There's always tomorrow, or tomorrow night
Hang in there, baby
Sooner or later I know I'll get it right
Please don't give up on me
Oh please don't give up on me
I know It's late, late in the game
But my feelings, my true feelings haven't changed
Here in my heart I know, I know I was wrong, wrong, wrong
I'd like to make amends for the love that I've never ever, ever, ever shown
Just don't give up on me, every word is true
I'll give you my everything, all of my love,
All of my love, all of my love, love, love to you
Just don't give up on me,
oh please, please, please don't give up on me
I don't want you to
I know It's late, but wait please, please, please, please don't give up on me
Promise, will you promise me, will you promise me
Please don't give up on me
We can make it if we try
I'm going to hold on, hold on with me
And don't give up on me
Oh baby don't give up on me
Whatever you do we'll make it though
Don't you give up on me,
Please, please, please promise me,
Don't give up on me.

smoking can be legal but you can only do it in smoking-rooms

okay i have one! white people restricted from selling/distributing cultural works they've created for one year and any cockamamie vague idea for a work of culture during that year that lives in the mind of a person of color gets 100% funding by the government.

― horseshoe, Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:32 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tough but fair I suppose.

iatee what if it's not tobacco, do you still need a smoking room

does a bar count as a smoking-room

you can smoke weed on the streets but you have to share
bars are not smoking-rooms

can you have barstools in the smoking-room, and also sell beer

I like the way crut thinks.

nothing fun can happen in a smoking room

if u find smoking fun u can't go

dang it!!

this is the worst fascism yet

will rural residents have equal access to the smoking rooms and can we arrange low-cost transportation for them

boys room iirc http://www.motorcitymusicarchives.com/brownsvillesmokin.png

not quite fascisty, but neck tattoos, esp. throat, bring out my inner "you need a job" conservative

rural residents can smoke inside their trailer homes if they get the right permit

did you know you can't take a barstool into the boys' room? it's ridiculous.

formulating the story of how you found that out crut - and lol'ing