Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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Pretty much is. I recall it crossing some sort of threshold for costing a million dollars a minute, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

remember when he was two face

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

i do remember

(_()_) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

#90skid

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

we should do a thrillers poll, thrillers is the best genre

― lag∞n, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 5:35 AM (5 hours ago)

this is totally OTM. this thread and the voting thread made me realize i like thrillers prob 10x more than action movies.

we should have done 2 polls w/ a rule that a movie could only be nominated in one or the other

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder how many pre-1971 movies wd make that one

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

none

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

not a single one

max, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

ya, because no one here has ever seen any old movies. and if they did, they would hate them, because ilx posters are stupid and ignorant. good call

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

But it's a scientific fact that movies did not get thrilling until the '70s. Until then they were merely suspenseful.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

that's true too

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

old movies more like ::plays violent videogame::

(_()_) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's no secret that i think Men In Black is top notch cinematic entertainment

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:43 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

co-sign, but I took it off my ballot cause it was more about the humor than the action imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

most old movies are just people like... talking

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

they aren't even in colour so many of them

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

"I wonder how many pre-1971 movies wd make that one"

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/4/A70-2159

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

they aren't even in colour so many of them

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 4:03 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what?? really?? bleh!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

ya, because no one here has ever seen any old movies

fukkov

and if they did, they would hate them

WELL LOOKS AT DA POLL

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

"I wonder how many pre-1971 movies wd make that one"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Trouble_in_mind_post.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

bleh and white

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

you know, if you were really upset about ilxers not watching old movies, it might be helpful to constructively suggest some that non-film-buffs might dig instead of just rolling your eyes for 8 years straight

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

did you even vote in this poll morbs?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

i can't even read. i thought it said post-1971. i miss alan rudolph movies. i wanna go rent them all.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

to educate other people presupposes you care about them

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

morbz totally voted. here's his ballot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-erjci4JzoA

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

to educate other people presupposes you care about them

well, beyond treating them like teddy bears for you to arrange around your superiority picnic

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

it might be helpful to constructively suggest some that non-film-buffs might dig

yeahhhh, I've nevvvvverrrrr done this

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

beyond treating them like teddy bears for you to arrange around your superiority picnic

In fairness, when I unfolded the wax paper I got "I love the Pierce Brosnan Bonds"

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

Dr Morbius is just waiting for the right ilxor and a bunch of balloons to make it OK that his wife died and he never traveled.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

it was lj iirc

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

treating them like teddy bears for you to arrange around your superiority picnic
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080205080846/southpark/images/3/3a/Cartman

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JchKa8Ox3Hs

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Thank you Morbs for guilting me into liking only old things because joyless cypher is win

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

Also thank you for pointing out the rich cornucopia of pre-'71 balls-out action films that have been shafted by this poll.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

Can't remember if King Kong was nominated...I probably should have voted for it.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

I voted for the new one, gave it 166 points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

treasure of sierra madre! should have voted for that.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

tons of old war movies and westerns i love. and that are action-packed. but you guys didn't nominate any of them and i'm too lazy to think.

scott seward, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

i was considering that, got hung up on whether it was action or not, either way its in my top 10 of all time

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

everyone knows action wasn't a genre until 1971 doy

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

man morbs the cut off is 1960 not 1970 come on, movies before 1960 legit suck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

13 Assassins was a superior 'action film' that came out last year. It's not about "old things."

everyone knows action wasn't a genre until 1971 doy

there's an argument for that.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/kungfuhustle.jpg

#53 (TIE)

KUNG FU HUSTLE

Stephen Chow
2004
Hong Kong
(217 points, 8 votes)

I liked that bit where the landlord and lady were watching Chow kick ass, and the one goes "who'd have thought being beaten by the Beast would have purified his chi?", and the other one just sort of shrugs.
― Michael Philip Philip Philip Avoidant (Ferg), Sunday, July 31, 2005 9:08 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love this movie so much. The musicians were unbelievably frightening.
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, July 31, 2005 6:37 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really liked the explicitly Buddhist moralism of the ending, which actually resulted in a walkout at the screening I attended. I thought there was lots of other good stuff in it, too. Way better than Shaolin Soccer, IMHO.
― Chris F. (servoret), Sunday, July 31, 2005 9:04 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Definitely top five of the year material. I want this guy to make two films a year until i die, please.
The visual flourishes were so dead on; personal fave was the cat shadow leaping then dividing in two perfect halves.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, July 31, 2005 9:06 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Have we had a thread about Kung-Fu Hustle yet?

omar little, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

too low

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

rules

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

why is KFH in this at all, I want to know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

Shoulda nominated Shaolin Soccer. Hustle rules though obv

Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

because it rules, that's why

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

I really liked the explicitly Buddhist moralism of the ending, which actually resulted in a walkout at the screening I attended.

i don't remember the ending!

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link


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