killed the bottle of v-day pinot by myself bc Mr Veg has a stomach achemore wine for me yaaaaay
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link
not super drunk, just bzzzzxxxxed
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, I'm pretty much drunk. It didn't seem right to send the wife out to buy me a 12-pack after we both worked all week. so I've been having 2oz glass after 2 0z shot of wild turkey all night. Listening to an improper download of Mercyful Fate Mellisa for the first time right now. Strange how normal it sounds.
Fuck it. tomorrow is my last day before inventory. I'm going to be hung-over and pissed, and people are going to ask me "what did you do for the fuckling holiday. " I worked and dodged the valet parkers and etc. drank. tongue sticking out.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 06:40 (twelve years ago) link
Mercyful Fate! Awesome!
Am rockin to Brooce's album version of 'Spirit of the Night' <3
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:11 (twelve years ago) link
I am going to be not in a good way tomorrow. Red wine hangovers suuuuuck
Yeah, whiskey hangovers may or may not suck. I'm drinking water now. I can't get over how "normal" early Mercyful Fate sound. I switched over to some Rudimentary Peni for one song to show my wife how "Listen to this, Why do these different musics from my youth sound so stupid and different and similar compared to regular music."
She listened to my rants about music and workplace breakroom Coke Machines that are regularly out of Diet Coke only when I am willing to spend a little bit of money on one. Refilled my water and went to bed. happy valentines day.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:58 (twelve years ago) link
also, Brrrooooce. all night
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:59 (twelve years ago) link
NO YOU ARE!
i have made this joke before, admittedly
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
got drunk last night and jumped into a lap pool at the party I was at. so my summer officially started on march 12th. told myself to lay off, so here I am the next night, drunk again. in such good company, though.
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
last night i wasn't drunk and i cdn't make myself feel drunk but this morning i realise i was drunk
― Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 09:28 (twelve years ago) link
i was trying to decide if i wanted to be drunk, and this thread made me choose yes. off to the corner store!
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 June 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Hello my fellows in drunkeness!
― i like slash and i vote (j.lu), Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
drunk bear say hi to me
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
in a daydreaaaaaaaami waaaanderedoff to a placewhere you were mine
---actual 10th grade lyrics i just found
_WHISKE&
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
i was so great in 10th grade. 5'2 and with the wrong strategy about zit management
Aww. I was similarly disadvantaged as to height until late junior year of high school. No bad skin? I was blessed and cursed. I would have loved any sign that my hormones were working.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
epilogue: in 11th grade i grew 8 inches and changes shoes every 2 months
still no girlfriend, though. ---flashback to telling 4th grade crush that she was my 4th grade crush, longest hair in school, and then puking all over the sidewalk at 2 am, mike's house
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
she had to leave los angeles all her toys wore out in black and her boys had too she started to hate every nigger and jew every mexican that gave her lotta shit every homosexual and the idle rich she had to get out she gets confused flying over the dateline her hands turn red cause the days change at night change in an instant the days change at night change in an instant she had to leave los angeles she found it hard to say goodbye to her own best friend she bought a clock on hollywood blvd the day she left it felt sad she had to get out!
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
i made a pitcher of canteloupe margaritas. i'm not drunk yet but i suspect i'll be feeling it really soon.
― ostrich tuning (get bent), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link
Mmmm. Did a random project editing job --- and of course the guy wanted to jerk me down after the work was done, because English skills are the province of the desperate while everybody else expects to get paid properly ---- and now at least yeah. Mmmm.
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
curious love of oasis whilst drunk
feel no shame
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2013 05:44 (eleven years ago) link
i am not drunk! i will not get drunk, anymore!
however, i am slightly buzzed and enjoying two very weak rum & cokes before bed! this semester, i have a mini-class called "dinosaurs & other failures"! lol!
oasis love while drunk is not curious, but nor is it natural. s'just one o' those things.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
okay. i did actually get drunk. but, i did well last semester. not great, but well enough i spose. (kept my fucking amazing scholarship, mothafuckas!)
i will not post in the gay thread now, not because anyone was mean. on the contrary, everyone is nice - but, i do bad things. never mind. let's just rock strawberry switchblade and get it over with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3LtPgO4ZI4
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
drinking wine spodee odee by myself
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
you are not alone!
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
you are never alone
well, you know what i mean
― Z S, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
we can do this! together!
whatchya drinkin' z s, hun?
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
<3 <3 <3 strawberry switchblade
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
:D
well, keep it going. gotta smoke. s'up, get bent?
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
hi
― dayo is boy_slayer (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
really? we were gettin' all fun and rosy, and now? puh leazeee!
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
s'up. i'm not drinking tonight, just saying hi.
― gimme some reggae! (get bent), Friday, 11 January 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
I'm watching black books. seems like an appropriate thing while sauced
― arby's, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:03 (eleven years ago) link
buzza!!
― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
u slay me, boy
― mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
hi, get bent!
i know that i annoy certain people, and perhaps even more than certain people. this, i do regret, because i know that i do act badly. moving on, however, i heart all my beloved dears in the gays thread. but, i will not post there anymore... i brought up serious stuff - that thread is for smaller anecdotes and lighter topics of discussion. could anyone please be a dear and tell mine in the gays thread that: (1) i love them; (2) i am them; and (3) i will not post there anymore or trouble them with my wrinklepaws sex drama aGAIN. the issue i brought up, is, understandably, not something that... can be brought up. s'ok. love!
but, i do make an effort to keep my bad posting mostly confined to trash threads! i think i've mostly only posted on drunk threads, taken liberties on the thread of my user name name sake, but then said too much on the gays thread. what am i doing!? my life is wrong, wrong, wrong. i need help. but, i live like a prince off of my scholarship and go clubbing, make good grades, and will change the world someday. i do bad things, too. i do BAD THINGS. but, i like it sometimes. not always.
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link
乒乓
kiss!
buzza
m-wah! (that is a kiss, too!)
― boy_slayer, Friday, 11 January 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
i'm birthday drunk u fucks! cheers
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
happy birthday, aaron!!!― luna (luna.c)
― mookieneb (buzza), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
Are you more mark or Jeremy
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 11 January 2013 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
Popped a Molly, I'm sweatin'
― mh, Friday, 11 January 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link
buzza ??
― ω (carne asada), Friday, 11 January 2013 05:40 (eleven years ago) link
looooool
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
That shit's so much fun until its 4am and you are too exhausted to even move and you just want to fall the fuck asleep but you can't because your pillow is drenched in sweat and your jaw is sore from clenching.
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
I was just drunk and listening to Trinidad James
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
oh oops nvm
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
:)
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
8D
― Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
too much, now bummed out
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 January 2013 08:24 (eleven years ago) link