How can the same shit happen to the same gal five times!?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
Superman is so awesome, not least for having such a classically Silver-Age Superman/nonsensical plot resolution
xp
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
like even when I was an 8yo I didn't understand how spinning the earth backwards was supposed to make time go backwards
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
I really think they should have kept the franchise going with Sandra Bullock accidentally wandering into all of these situations with vehicles that can't be stopped and a new dashing leading man attempting to save the day.
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 11:22 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well she was in the blind side
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
Things that were good about the speed movies: bus jumping huge gap, cruise ship crashing into port for like 15 minutes.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
i shamefully have never seen the fifth element but there was a movie review site i used to read when it came out and i still remember that the first line of the review for it was, "i have seen the future and it is really skinny women" which still makes me lol.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GINhAtoaV6A
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
In Speed 10, Sandra Bullock's character would be a total agoraphobic shut-in who never leaves her remote house... which is now hurtling down the mountainside as part of an avalanche set off by crafty bank robbers! How will Gerard Butler save our heroine and stop the snow from sweeping millions of dollars into the villains' arms???
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
dude have you ever seen Murder She Wrote? after a season or two it's a wonder that she wasn't being routinely arrested on suspicion of murder... my fantasy ending for that series was for Angela Lansbury to reveal in the final episode that she was actually a psychopath who had murdered all the victims from previous episodes and framed the convicted killers.
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
I think The Fifth Element might be the first movie to place that I'm not terribly interested in revisiting. I remember liking it okay, but I also remember it being way too...noncommittal, maybe? Like Besson didn't seem all that invested in making a compelling or coherent movie. The visual style isn't enough on its own to do much for me, especially when faced with an hour of Chris Tucker's screeching.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
"Murder She Wrought"
― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
Just to keep us going, a little thematic diversion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TO_1VYIrHs
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
Suck it, Bullitt.
First half of 5E with Leeloo's introducton and Bruce Willis being surly and the cigarette dispensers and the people being hidden in comedy drop-down showers and refrigerators and things = win. Second half = meh.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
the costumes are amazing
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
It's OK, I wasn't invested in seeing a coherent movie, so LB BFF
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this enraged me then and still kinda does
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
i know!
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
xsxp Yeah, people wearing geometric bubble shapes on their heads as hats is pretty cool, too.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
And people wonder why Americans are bad at science.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
It's the theory of relativity. Time does go backwards because Superman goes faster than the speed of light. However, time only goes backwards for *him*. The rest of the Supermans are all told from his time-altered perspective.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
whoa
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
In Speed 10, Sandra Bullock's character would be a total agoraphobic shut-in who never leaves her remote house... which is now hurtling down the mountainside as part of an avalanche set off by crafty bank robbers!
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2qdktbpVi1qc073co1_400.gif
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
I was sure Speed would be top ten. Damn you all
― Number None, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
think your confusing speeding bullets with the speed of light there...
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
xpost If Superman went long and fast enough, he'd reach the beginning of the universe. Which of course would be a quantum paradox that would probably destroy everything. Which is why Superman should only do it for important things, like saving Lois.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
Superman totally hits light speed. He even leaves little light speed trails!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
Plots for all potential Speed movies could probably be a whole thread.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
please let them be.
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
superman could hit light speed but I don't think he has the mass required to distort the time-space continuum
where's caek when you need him
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
But his mass will increase as he gets closer to light speed, until he approaches infinite mass. YOU JUST GOT EINSTEINED.
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
1994 Keanu Zen vehicles:
Little Buddha > Speed
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
wonder how little buddha is gonna place
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link
I drove a '94 Keanu Zen for a while. It handled like whoa.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
Will Point Blank place? In addition to Point Break?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
If ever I regretted forgetting to vote in a poll, it is this one.. still, happy to see that Commando placed \m/ Every McBain joke on the Simpsons ever was already made with a straight face in that movie!
― Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
Not forgetting Pitch Black!
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
la femme nikita - dope, but besson needs to stop rehashing this over and over
district 9 - i was hard on this movie when it came out for the pumped up action stuff, but by the same token... the action in it is REALLY fucking sweet. i think it's a movie where my esteem of it has risen a lot since it came out. could really use more movies like this and fewer dark of the moons
total recall - proudly voted for this, gonzo fun with sick effects, great one-liners, ultraviolence and brutalist architecture. and some cool ass sci fi shit to ~make u think~ - i like it more than starship troopers, but not as much as robocop
the wild bunch - havent seen this since i was 13, and ive never been excited about revisiting it. in my head it's a little bit of a drag
the great escape - i've never been a steve mcqueen guy at all. his 'understated cool' always seemed too close to boring for me. replace him with lee marvin and im on board
commando - probably the best movie with a badguy wearing a chainmail vest made of lavender yarn. i watched this back to back with 'red heat' a while back, and while it's far worse and less competently made, commando is also way way more entertaining. here's my favorite exchange from it:
Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion. Jenny: Oh, Dad, that is so old. Matrix: Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive. [thinks and smiles] Matrix: Maybe they were right.
the steel drum soundtrack is pretty kickin rad too. commando was also one of those 80s action movies where the female lead rolls her eyes and complains about how much she hates 'macho stuff'. i seem to notice a line like that in 4 out of 5 80s action pictures i watch, i guess that was like a go-to thing for screenwriters back then.
the killer - owns. i should've swapped its spot with a better tomorrow though, because i like the latter more. woo's best macho tragedy is probably a bullet in the head, but i felt like it was too serious for me to vote for as an action movie
the fifth element - loved it when i was a kid, but its too stupid and goofy for me now. its a kids movie. dig the production design though, i like how it looks like a euro sci fi comic
speed - awesome as hell, i should've rated it higher. can watch this any time it's on. one of keanu's most convincing performances. and omg sandy...
bullitt - sick chase but i tend to zone out through the rest of the movie, didnt vote for it
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/yoj.png
#40
YOJIMBO
Akira Kurosawa1961Japan(278 points, 9 votes, 1 first place)
“Yojimbo -- when Mifune wakes up after getting a beatdown, he asks where he is.
Guard #1: "The brewery---"Guard #2 [slaps #1]: "Quiet! [to Mifune] At the gates of Hell."”
-- Leee
― omar little, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
:D
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
yojimbowns. i gave it 46 points. i love the slightly camp swingin soundtrack. dog with human hand in its mouth is one of the all time great 'yeah, its gonna be that kind of movie' moments
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
yesss
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
My #1. I love the Red Harvest plot -- it seems like an almost perfect narrative structure for maximum badass action.
A Comparison of 'Yojimbo', 'A Fistful of Dollars' and 'Last Man Standing'
― Brad C., Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
oh MAN i knew i forgot to put something on my ballot
― max, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
But his mass will increase as he gets closer to light speed, until he approaches infinite mass.
The problem with this is that you've disproved your own argument while making it. As Supes gets closer to the speed of light, his mass increases exponentially, so he can never actually reach the speed of light, just get closer and closer to it. He can make time slow down, but not actually go backwards. Also, the time dilation is from his perspective only.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
red harvest is such an awesome title for anything i cant believe that none of the movie ripoffs have just used it
― max, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
xp Whatever nerd shit anyone else posts in this thread, I think that's got it beat.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
What you are forgetting is that he is Superman.
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link
i was watching fistful recently, and while it's a solid flick with a killer climax, i spent most of it wishing i was watching yojimbo instead.
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
his costume is indestructible, you really think it doesn't have mass-resistant coating too? rmde
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link