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morbs, ilx
― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
OK I have never seen The Hidden, but major props to any movie that dares to go with the plate glass window gag AFTER the car has already run over a guy in a wheelchair. They should have finished off with a fruit cart.
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
btw morbs: 5 movies pre-1971 today
I can do this (and including 1971 here)...
Jason And The ArgonautsWhere Eagles DareLe MansShaftThe Horsemen
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
I really enjoyed the super bowl movies they played during timeouts of the game
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
I also really like that movie where the popcorn and candies walk around and sing about going to the movies
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
was Death Race 2000 nommed btw? because its awesome.
also guysthis is another ILX poll where Space Jam could show up as the surprise winner, think abt it
― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
what about the movie ("music video") for Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart, that shit will knock your dick in the dirt
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link
Yes! Here are the noms:
BEST ACTION FILMS OF ALL TIME VOTING THREAD (VOTING CLOSES FRIDAY FEBRUARY 10)
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
nooooooooooo i would have given dr2k so many first place points
― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
can i still vote
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
haha we should do our own "whoops didn't vote, here are the REAL results" poll
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
not finished reading the thread but had to say
COMMANDO SHOULD BE TOP FIVE YOU CHARLATANS WTF THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING AWESOME LIST TO HAVE IT SO LOW
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
#1 is going to be "Spirited Away"
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link
a hoy hoy otm, did that dude have the top of his head sliced off for naught?
― woof, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link
he killed all the bullies that took his child
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link
Most of the ones I haven't seen don't seem to be on instant view except for Le Femme Nikita. Should I watch that tonight or Election which, while I don't think it's placed yet, you guys seem to love?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
in keeping with the spirit of the thread, I recommend Le Femme Nikita followed immediately by Point of No Return
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
o you terrible people are going to get 300 into this countdown arent you
― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
god I hope so, that would be so lol
THIS. IS. SPARTA! *slo-mo* *music* *blood* *limbs*
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
it does at least have a load of action in it
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
so presumably won't place as high as ET
terminator 2 is basically et with more guns
― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
So is Starman. Which should make it #1.
― The Large Hardon Collider (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, earlier when I said that The Fifth Element was the movie I was least excited about revisiting? Well, I actually liked that movie okay so my real answer is Sin City why because fuck that movie pretty much.
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:58 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
election & election 2
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
In retrospect, I should have voted for 300 and given it 50 points.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
election, then marinate on it for a couple days w/a thousand yd stare b/c of the last five minutes, then election 2.
― omar little, Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
In retrospect, I should have voted for 300 Hobo with a Shotgun and given it 50 points.
fixed
― max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
shakey otm
― Thu'um gang (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
Ha, I totally didn't vote for this poll, but mostly because I thought the nom list was too long. Too long, didn't vote. If there were a do-over, I would definitely do.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link
If I *had* voted all my votes would be for Mad Max, fyi
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 February 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
those weren't shown in theaters, Matt Fucking Asstrong
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
^still going!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
like a Terminator
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
ok, you got me. I never thought I'd see Kurosawa and Melville keeping company with John McTiernan and hallowed Commando auteur Mark L. Lester.
*breaks into heaving sobs*
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
Matt Fucking Asstrong
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
i knew you guys would be drawn to that one
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
like a moth to the flame, so drawn is the fucking to the asstrong
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
i like my ass like i like my coffee
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
hot, black and percolatin'?
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
2 out of 3 ain't bad
― dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
morbs what should the 74-39 best action films of all time look like
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link
i am really happy with the results so far. like i didnt vote for speed because its been so long since ive seen it that i feel everything i remember about it comes from sitcom parodies of it rather than the movie itself but even if speed 2 made this list id be like 'yep, thats got a boat chase p sweet' i just cant hate any of these movies
i am torn by h4a's comments on steve mcqueen. i can see his institutional cool coming across as lame but i mean:http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/27/2785/9IRTD00Z/posters/steve-mcqueen-bullitt.jpg
― (_()_) (Lamp), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:15 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
u know commercials are shown in theaters right?
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
sorry I mean short commercial movies
lol pwned
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
fucking ahistorical shithead
gr80, "action film" is not a genre, but a marketing term.
but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSTM3knaao
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link
thanks for the history lesson, gramps.
glad you didn't vote!
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link
meeeee too! stay tuned for the 75 Greatest Romantic Comedies Poll.
lol pwned & excelsior
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link
i love the great escape, but i also like the getaway and the hunter and tom horn and the magnificent seven and hell is for heroes and the thomas crown affair and papillon and le mans as far as action-y mcqueen goes.
― scott seward, Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link