Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

2 out of 3 ain't bad

morbs what should the 74-39 best action films of all time look like

i am really happy with the results so far. like i didnt vote for speed because its been so long since ive seen it that i feel everything i remember about it comes from sitcom parodies of it rather than the movie itself but even if speed 2 made this list id be like 'yep, thats got a boat chase p sweet' i just cant hate any of these movies

i am torn by h4a's comments on steve mcqueen. i can see his institutional cool coming across as lame but i mean:
http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/27/2785/9IRTD00Z/posters/steve-mcqueen-bullitt.jpg

those weren't shown in theaters, Matt Fucking Asstrong

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:15 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u know commercials are shown in theaters right?

sorry I mean short commercial movies

lol pwned

fucking ahistorical shithead

gr80, "action film" is not a genre, but a marketing term.

but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSTM3knaao

thanks for the history lesson, gramps.

glad you didn't vote!

meeeee too! stay tuned for the 75 Greatest Romantic Comedies Poll.

lol pwned & excelsior

i love the great escape, but i also like the getaway and the hunter and tom horn and the magnificent seven and hell is for heroes and the thomas crown affair and papillon and le mans as far as action-y mcqueen goes.

i just always really liked the guy. since i was little. in the same way i always liked burt lancaster. man, i should have written in the crimson pirate. always loved that too.

if we're mentioning the car chases in bullitt and french connection the the 7-ups deserves the same breath- caught it based on nominations thread talk over the weekend and wheeeew

i like the 7-ups better than bullit. as a movie. but not more than the french connection.

about right imo

hey this thread is moving way too fast if you have a job but

i couldn't bring myself to see spirit. despite my long boyhood love for eisner. just couldn't do it. sin city LOOKED cool. and that was about what it had going for it. and that's it.

loving Eisner should be what STOPS anyone from watching this amirite

meeeee too! stay tuned for the 75 Greatest Romantic Comedies Poll

really want this to happen tbh

i'm down

lets just make sure everyone knows romcom is a marketing term, not a genre

I would vote in this, a personal first

Return of the Jedi ftw

ahistorical romcoms

Think I'll have to check out a copy of Demolition Man; http://www.avclub.com/articles/demolition-man,69379/

Also if Ronin's not in the top 10 I will cry actual tears

no way ronin isn't in the top ten, i mean come on how many movies have such lovefest threads as this one does? it has a shot at top 5 and maybe even first place i'd say.

otm

It only it were any good.

romcom is a marketing term, not a genre

you're banned from it for using "romcom", TVhead

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#38

DAWN OF THE DEAD

George A. Romero
1978
United States
(288 points, 8 votes)

saw Dawn recently, and have to say, it doesn't hold up very well...part of it is the wooden acting (a staple of Romero flicks, it pains to say), but the vaunted make-up/special effects seemed cheap and obvious...(the undead all had blue skin, but red lips...they couldn't have used blue lipstick?)...

― henry s

i totally get the flaws in dawn but i could probably watch it once a day for the rest of my life

― da croupier

I read an article by Alex Garland where he talked abt how Romero's 'Dawn of the Dead' being an amazingly moving experience for 'boys of a certain age' - ie ME! I really like the way that both DOTD and Knightriders (Romero's other great movie) are abt ways you can build fragile, imperfect 'communities' - it's like a metaphor for ILX, or something...

― Andrew L

the original is so beautiful and so sad and i just know that the new one won't be as beautiful or sad. especially the long version of dawn of the dead which is just so perfect and staggering.i didn't even bother watching the texas chainsaw remake cuz i knew there would be no way they could capture the brilliance of the original. they should have just put the original back in the theatres. Or just remade Tobe Hooper's Eaten Alive which is a great creepy movie, but one that could be improved upon with a remake.

― scott seward

I could make a movie where balls-out ridiculously insane people chop up girls in hot pants that scream and stumble everywhere they try to run. It's not scary. I can't imagine people in the 70s thinking it was scary, either. I spend the whole time watching these movies going "well if i was in that situation its obvious that i could get away. All these people are dead because they're idiots dying for the plot." But i can come up with a million scenarios where an average joe protagonist can be pitted against an antagonist they might not be able to overcome and make it as scary as all get out. To me it seems almost like the people who create most horror movies are more students of the genre looking to recreate past cliches rather than pursue anything original with the goal of creeping people out.

― Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 10:36 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why haven't they done a movie of stephen king's "the mist"? it's a great play on that scenario...

― s1ocki

oh they have they have slocki!

Slocki is happier in 2004.

lol u dicks, "The Mist" was fun

Yeah the ending was especially hilarious!

I enjoyed the mist v much

This is another one I wouldn't consider at first glance an "action movie," since so much of it is dedicated to inaction. And rather than "resolving conflicts through action," it's generally the case that taking action makes things monumentally worse for everyone involved. But chacon ses gouts I guess.

okay "fun" != "funny"

i had to throw that one in there

Nah I did enjoy The Mist on the intended level, just until the v last rofflesome sadtrombone.wav scene.

final scene made the movie imo

haha I am pretty sure this convo happened on the thread about The Mist

anyway I don't think it made the movie but I loved the last scene

i watched die hard with a vengeance last night. it had been a while, but i really fucked up by not voting for that. i'd say it's very nearly as good as the original, just not as iconic. jeremy irons doesn't have quite as much fun as rickman did in DH, but he's still awesome as hell (love the callback to rickman putting on an american accent, with irons going 'holy toledo'), same with sam jackson - they could've played that character as a buffoon and it would've been awful, but hes cool and funny and relatable in a way thats similar to mclane. and it has an incredible opening scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxRijqJHOOE

another thing i'd forgotten - it's a fantastic new york movie

yeah i appreciate how DHWAV doesn't waste any time whatsoever, it's like 2 min in and the cops have already yanked mcclane out of bed and are driving to drop him on that corner in harlem w/the sandwich board. btw i feel like that scene is out of the '70s, it's so offensive and amazing!

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#37

TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A.

William Friedkin
1985
United States
(289 points, 10 votes, 1 first place)

Fantastic film, one of my favorites from the 1980s, criminally ignored of course. Maybe the runaway success of CSI will win the movie new fans on video. (Wish the same would happen for Manhunter, despite the Anthony Hopkins conspiracy to make it disappear.

― Phil Freeman

i was just thinking about this movie. shotgun to the face so painful!

― poortheatre

i saw this movie last night on 35mm. when "shotgun to the face" happened at the end, the crowd was silent for a few seconds and then up near the front there was one girl who just quietly said "oh no!"

― omar little

just watched this on canks rec and the car chase is so good, it's like one half if kafka made a car chase, one half video game with endless baddies

you think you lost the tail but then baddies show up everywhere people running around with assault rifles, you start going the wrong way down the highway, your partners in the back seat ready to hurl, questioning his very existence...

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo)

Wang Chung's "To Live and Die In L.A." soundtrack - C/D

The Mist wasn't fun! it was just a bunch of people yelling at each other most of the time!

ok so it's fun by ilx standards

Die Hard with a Vengeance is tremendous, i like it better than the original in many ways tho it's not as taut or iconic. The kinetic camera work is totally engrossing, when most steadicam stuff becomes an annoying tic.

the only think i remember about To Live And Die In L.A. is that i saw the guy from CSI's wang

reagarding my comments on the mist, that was before the movie was made, i wasn't being all sarcastic!

i know that's what i <3ed

OK, so I should put Live & Die in my queue?

I should have voted Die Hard waV. I wanted to cover too much ground and ended up vote splitting via selecting only one of a series.

To Live & Die In L.A. has the best Willem-Dafoe-consorting-with-Eurotrash-mistresses material of any of his movies. Even better than Finding Nemo.