Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

3 is awesome just for the whole "-i'm in my office; -no you're not, I'M in your office" lolz

:D i read The Bourne Identity when it came out, it was a massive bee in my early teen bonnet for reasons that aren't wholly clear to me now

lol, howso

13 years old just seems like the ultimate sweet spot for a movie like the Matrix and i can have a kind of obsessive personality w/r/t certain cultural artifacts. it was a simple twist of fate that i'm not dressing up in Neo suits at every Comic-Con in the western hemisphere right now.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:17 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just want to note that a big part of the reason that i am not wearing leather dusters everywhere i go is that the matrix sequels were really, really shitty

in what sense lol xp

2 had Brian Cox being a badass
3 had Edward R. Murrow yelling CODE TEN ABORT

love all three unashamedly

Is the third Bourne the one where he jumps from a window into the window of an adjoining building, and the cameraman actually follows him?

i feel like one of the few people who really didn't give a shit about The Matrix even when it was new. i don't know how the world didn't have Keanu sci-fi fatigue already by then.

― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Thursday, February 16, 2012

List of Keanu Reeves sci-fi films preceding The Matrix:

Johnny Mnemonic

ya in morocco

that was horrible :(

xxp about killing off franka potente. identity is my favorite bourne.

w/ bournes i think i voted for 2 and 3 and not for identity. i think it was challop-by-vote, the first bourne really is good and fun but i think both sequels surpass it.

wow i literally never know what movie morbs is going to step in and defend

That scene in 3 felt like the Bourne guys one-upping new-Bonds for stepping into their territory.

Berlin magazine fight in the second one is the best fight scene of all.

There will be maybe half a dozen movies on this list that aren't designed for 13-yr-olds. Even crank was designed for 13-yr-olds and then marketed to the arested development pop of USA which is basically like 80% of males between 18 & 50.

p. sure a movie in which high school students use a time machine to collect figures from history is at least marginally "science fiction," whatever else it is.

xxxp

the escape from the american embassy encompasses all the things i love about the series. the way he grabs a map and a walkie talkie and has to improvise in the moment how to escape - hes not gonna rambo his way through all those soldiers, he knows he needs to be evasive and smart. its just cool as hell to see a guy thinking on his feet like that, and see it conveyed so well (as in the duel with clive owen at the end)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/warriors.jpg

#31

THE WARRIORS

Walter Hill
1979
United States
(313 points, 13 votes)

Film's still fucking gold and anyone who says "dud" should be handcuffed to a park bench and smacked in the groin with a nightstick.

― Alex in NYC

Warrrrriorrrsss.....
Come out and Plaayyaayyyyyyy!

So yeah, classic. And a nice tie in w/the samples used by PWEI from the other thread. This is a good day.

Anybody want to hazard a guess how many times the "Can You Dig It!" line has been sampled?

― jjjusten

'Warriors' is a fun silly gritty genre movie, sniffed at by the bourgeois mainstream in its day and now overcelebrated as some monument of '70s cinema by fanboys. Middle Ground, people.

― Dr Morbius

I'm not an NYC person, but I still have a sentimental regard for this movie. My high school cross country team adopted it as our team movie (supposed to be inspirational, given the plot) and it wound up being a giant in-joke for us over the years-- "Can you dig it?" shouted mock-Cyrus style was one of our favorite team sayings.

― Chris F.

My favorite bit is when they finally get off the train at the end and swan sez "we fought all night to get back to this?" like he forgot coney island sucked

― El Tomboto

Walter Hill's 70's Gang epic "The Warriors": Classic or Dud?

how is that a 'defense', s1ocki? it's a defense of the idea that some dude don't know shit (yeah, it's a full life)

Here it is, insane: http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi596246809/

warriors yessss

too low

p. sure a movie in which high school students use a time machine to collect figures from history is at least marginally "science fiction,"

yeah, fuck everybody.

...

the interplay between damon and potente is pretty cool in identity. i like the way her character's background is suggested. and the scene where bourne has this crazy intricate plan for getting info from a hotel and she just walks in and charms the desk guy into giving it to her is great.

i do agree that the idea that ppl would have keanu scifi fatigue PRE-matrix is pretty weird

keanu fatigue as a concept is highly suspect

Here it is, insane: http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi596246809/

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i remember that featurette! it was cool

Max, please start wearing dusters.

re: the warriors, my older brother rented it when i was like 10 and was like YOU GOTTA SEE THIS MOVIE. he was more into 70s stuff than i was, but i still thought it was pretty cool. i havent seen it since then but i still remember most of the iconic moments. i bet i'd get more out of it now

i think i only voted for 1 & 3

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:35 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 is the best one!

'Warriors' is a fun silly gritty genre movie, sniffed at by the bourgeois mainstream in its day and now overcelebrated as some monument of '70s cinema by fanboys. Middle Ground, people.

― Dr Morbius

Ha! I totally agree with morbs. Which is why I voted for it and gave it 1 point. Glad to see it up here. Love it.

i think i only voted for 1 & 3

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:35 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 is the best one!

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:44 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that was my whole POINT dont u see

love the warriors

CAN YOU DIG IT

lol i keep thinking im going to have something insightful to say but my comments on every one of these films are just quotes from the films

Hill added a literal comic book prologue to the director's cut.

I get The Warriors and The Wanderers mixed up in my head a lot even though they're v different movies.

killing off lola in 2 was pretty amazing

SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE, OKAY? SHE DOESN'T DIE. She's a Canadian economist who is SMARTER than half of the CIA and she and Bourne/Webb cooperative put the pieces of his life back together and SHE'S THE ONLY WAY THAT THAT HAPPENS.

remember when certain movies caused riots? ppl were scared of the warriors. one of my favorite movie posters. can't believe the original theatrical version isn't available on home video.

also a+ screengrab omar

the first bourne is a lot of fun but i think the second is a lot better, more thrilling i guess

i feel like one of the few people who really didn't give a shit about The Matrix even when it was new. i don't know how the world didn't have Keanu sci-fi fatigue already by then.

― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Thursday, February 16, 2012

List of Keanu Reeves sci-fi films preceding The Matrix:

Johnny Mnemonic

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:38 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chain Reaction!

Man fuck that movie with its "our hero can't be weighed down by emotions, better get rid of that person he has sex with before she makes everything she touches BORING, amirite?"

Rachel Weisz is banging in Chain Reaction

Killing Lola doesn't make Bourne LESS emotional.

the escape from the american embassy encompasses all the things i love about the series. the way he grabs a map and a walkie talkie and has to improvise in the moment how to escape

yeah, it's just delicious because you KNOW he's going to escape, it's just, how the hell is he going to do it? the camera carefully shows you his obstacles, and you're like more, pile up more of them! let's make this fucking difficult!

are we seriously praising action movies just for killing off major characters now

SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE, OKAY? SHE DOESN'T DIE. She's a Canadian economist who is SMARTER than half of the CIA and she and Bourne/Webb cooperative put the pieces of his life back together and SHE'S THE ONLY WAY THAT THAT HAPPENS.

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:47 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg this makes me even madder! she was my favorite.

I wish Franke Potente was in more stuff. She was on House a couple seasons ago but I feel like she's really great and never got enough work.

she was on a late season of the shield but the role didn't give her a lot to work with.

Not "less" emotional but it makes his emotions just vengeance and anger and stuff. It would be boring if he was like, I just want to take care of this so I can go home and mow the lawn, c'mon, guys, you already killed my entire first family. You owe me.

i spent the entirety of the second bourne movie hoping she would spring up around a corner, magically resuscitated.

Frank"a" not "e" oops